Nile River Pun. .. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.
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Submitted: 10/31/2013
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User avatar #1 - FlyingButt (10/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.
#6 - gadorian (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - huntronicles (10/31/2013) [-]
Roses are red
My balls are so blue
Girls will never touch me
not even hookers
I want to die
User avatar #15 - bitchpleaseshutup (10/31/2013) [+] (14 replies)
**bitchpleaseshutup rolled user checkemtrain **

Roses can be green
My feelings for you are keen
I am a rose King
Will you be my Queen?
User avatar #23 - skiskate (11/01/2013) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
baka baka,
Senpai desu
#43 - zgbgydug (11/01/2013) [-]
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
User avatar #38 - amanaman (11/01/2013) [-]
admin is red
phanact is orange
both are gay
**** nothing rhymes with orange
#8 - Matengel (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
is this a haiku?
User avatar #10 to #8 - jakuhlope (10/31/2013) [-]
It just may be one
But only if you add lines
Try a bit harder.
User avatar #20 - maxismahname (10/31/2013) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
this joke is overused
and old
#17 - lech ONLINE (10/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**lech rolled user thescorn **
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your ass
Cause here comes my willy
#47 - icametocomment (11/01/2013) [-]
Roses are red
This much is true
But violets are violet
Not ******* blue
User avatar #48 - gongthehawkeye (11/01/2013) [-]
Roses are red
I got nothing
hgfhgfhgf
#5 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Sprite is clear
If you drink too fast
Your aye will tear
#58 - alphagex (11/01/2013) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hitler love jew
#57 - anonymous (11/01/2013) [-]
did you just
seRIOUSLY
get out
I'm so done

"Tumblr" by some random ******
User avatar #54 - gravediggernalk (11/01/2013) [-]
Roses can be many different colors
Violets can too
Stop misconstruing these facts
Before I kill you
#52 - curveball ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #49 - blackholedragon (11/01/2013) [-]
Roses Are red
Violets are red
HOLY **** MY GARDENS ON FIRE!
User avatar #46 - RageguyFuckyea (11/01/2013) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are shy
Bite the pillow bitch
I'm going in dry
I have perfected the art of being mace'd, after saying this one one too many times...
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