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![[funny] A big black guy named ben](https://img.youtube.com/vi/K6JJybtqNk8/default.jpg)
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rokkarokkaali (09/30/2015) [-] Tipping is encouraged. I may be charging you 7x minimum wage but please tip
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captainrattrap (09/30/2015) [-] Cost is too steep. It should be a $50 booking fee and $20-50 per hour. (Depending on the level of ********* and experience in the field of nigatry)
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deviousdanish (10/01/2015) [-] Hey, he offers food service, so, he must have some experience with grills and **** . For all we know, this guy could be a really good chef.
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lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-] I like how you have exactly 0 thumbs. I'm gonna screenshot this.
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unbelievable ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-] I don't know who that guy is. Some sort of serial killer or something?
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heilhotwheels (10/01/2015) [-] Charles Manson
Started a murder-cult and if you watch recordings of him he acts like a lunatic but in reality I think he is just an edgelord
Got married to some lady while behind bars I fear for his safety Crazy bitch
Started a murder-cult and if you watch recordings of him he acts like a lunatic but in reality I think he is just an edgelord
Got married to some lady while behind bars I fear for his safety Crazy bitch
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dudemiesterman (09/30/2015) [-] I've always had the same philosophy. It's always been my plan that if I think I'm in danger I'll just pretend to be Russian.
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-] i've said it to a few people in Tafe.
Had a tall black dude in my carpentry cert 3 class, Nicknamed him "Big Ben." (His name was Ben and h was easily 6'5-7.) Seemed fine with being called ***** .
Probably the only black dude i knew who was actually somewhat a nice guy. Black people in general seem far easier to get to know than the Abo's / Kiwi's.
I guess **** is just more lenient here.
Had a tall black dude in my carpentry cert 3 class, Nicknamed him "Big Ben." (His name was Ben and h was easily 6'5-7.) Seemed fine with being called ***** .
Probably the only black dude i knew who was actually somewhat a nice guy. Black people in general seem far easier to get to know than the Abo's / Kiwi's.
I guess **** is just more lenient here.
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-] Kiwi's in general i guess.
Nearly every Kiwi i have met is an asshole, Either to me or to others.
Same carpentry class, The entire class was loud & obnoxious about the written part of the class and wouldn't take it seriously, i was the only one. They got along well with me though, played pool during the breaks etc. But the teacher i could tell didn't like them. One day i had to tell the teacher i pulled the teacher outside to tell him i had to go because i was leaving the state, The guy nearly cried. I am not joking, the only student in his class that was getting 100% on the tests and actually listening was leaving the class & he'd be left with the 50~%ers.
Again, They were nice to me, but the Kiwi's in the class had no respect for the teacher. Except the loud Kiwi teacher who basically went on a rampage when he heard something about "Racism' in one of the classes and he gathered us all up to give us the traditional army speech. "I don't care what color you are, you're all green. SAY IT!
Nearly every Kiwi i have met is an asshole, Either to me or to others.
Same carpentry class, The entire class was loud & obnoxious about the written part of the class and wouldn't take it seriously, i was the only one. They got along well with me though, played pool during the breaks etc. But the teacher i could tell didn't like them. One day i had to tell the teacher i pulled the teacher outside to tell him i had to go because i was leaving the state, The guy nearly cried. I am not joking, the only student in his class that was getting 100% on the tests and actually listening was leaving the class & he'd be left with the 50~%ers.
Again, They were nice to me, but the Kiwi's in the class had no respect for the teacher. Except the loud Kiwi teacher who basically went on a rampage when he heard something about "Racism' in one of the classes and he gathered us all up to give us the traditional army speech. "I don't care what color you are, you're all green. SAY IT!
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anotherponyaccount (10/01/2015) [-] All the Kiwis I've met have been chill Granted it's like 3
As for Aboriginals, yeah, One tried beating me up for fun Unfortunately for her I was 110Kg of rage but then again a different one gave me all the god cards in YuGiOh when it was starting to take off at school because he wasn't into it anymore We weren't even friends, he just knew I was into it
As for Aboriginals, yeah, One tried beating me up for fun Unfortunately for her I was 110Kg of rage but then again a different one gave me all the god cards in YuGiOh when it was starting to take off at school because he wasn't into it anymore We weren't even friends, he just knew I was into it
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-] I practically have another family of Abo's and they're 10x nicer than most of my family. Though Abo's get into fights A LOT, they're always trying to smash each other.
As for the god cards:
I had a friend in HS who had the god cards and he treated them like they were the most precious thing in the world. Even accused me of stealing them once when they went missing and i was like "Mate i don't even have your cards."
I am sad tho that the only cards i had stolen from me were the Magnet Trio guys (Collectors Holographics from Yugioh: Duelist of the rose)
As for the god cards:
I had a friend in HS who had the god cards and he treated them like they were the most precious thing in the world. Even accused me of stealing them once when they went missing and i was like "Mate i don't even have your cards."
I am sad tho that the only cards i had stolen from me were the Magnet Trio guys (Collectors Holographics from Yugioh: Duelist of the rose)
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anotherponyaccount (10/01/2015) [-] Let's just say I haven't had the best encounters with them Mostly getting aggressive with me , but the one who gave be the cards still gives me hope that there's good ones out there
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-] they've honestly gotta keep away from drinking.
The nicest abo really goes Aggressive when they're drunk.
The nicest abo really goes Aggressive when they're drunk.
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anotherponyaccount (10/01/2015) [-] I know how the drink turns em sour
Should've given some backstory to my encounters:
First time: I was at the local hockey fields/park throwing a sorta-boomerang shaped frisbee (Those 3-pointed ones) and then this gang (18-21) just comes running after me and my friend (both 12) and start screaming at us. I managed to make it to my uncles home, then we bolted back to my place.
Should've given some backstory to my encounters:
First time: I was at the local hockey fields/park throwing a sorta-boomerang shaped frisbee (Those 3-pointed ones) and then this gang (18-21) just comes running after me and my friend (both 12) and start screaming at us. I managed to make it to my uncles home, then we bolted back to my place.
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anotherponyaccount (10/01/2015) [-] Second time: I had to stand up on the bus because nobody would sit down next to me (Basically I gave up my seat to let two others sit down) and lets call the girl Nikki, sits down, I was chatting to one of my friends who is sitting in front of Nikki and I told him a joke and Nikki pipes up "The **** did you say about me?" I waved my hand "Don't worry Nikki it wasn't about you" she rages "Then say it to my face" I go to repeat the joke for her, leaning in as requested and BAM she digs her nails into the side of my face with a slap. I pulled back and tried to hit her face with the handle of my tennis racket.
This was on a school bus going to sport, teachers didn't bother to intervene until after we arrived which was 3 minutes later and when I was dripping blood from one side of my face
This was on a school bus going to sport, teachers didn't bother to intervene until after we arrived which was 3 minutes later and when I was dripping blood from one side of my face
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anotherponyaccount (10/01/2015) [-] Maybe it's just the environment here that makes them rotten
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-] Maybe. We're never gonna understand Abo's i think.
Mysterious creatures.
Mysterious creatures.
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anotherponyaccount (10/01/2015) [-] our library had a book from the 50's that classified them as animals
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anotherponyaccount (10/01/2015) [-] Granted they made a sign like "this book is from 1950's and DOES contain racism" sorta sign
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elenalkarnur (09/30/2015) [-] They flipped the situation of who would borrow money from who.
Also, if you really are tough, on the street you would call a hostile black person ****** yourself, and with an "-er" not an "-ah". If it upsets him or he acts upset by it, tell him to go **** himself. If he physically attacks you, defend yourself. Assuming you're tough.
Just never say the ****** word at work or let anyone there know you said it, even if it was on the street.
Source: The Racist Manual, Chapter 11 Section 4B.
Also, if you really are tough, on the street you would call a hostile black person ****** yourself, and with an "-er" not an "-ah". If it upsets him or he acts upset by it, tell him to go **** himself. If he physically attacks you, defend yourself. Assuming you're tough.
Just never say the ****** word at work or let anyone there know you said it, even if it was on the street.
Source: The Racist Manual, Chapter 11 Section 4B.
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yunghunt (10/01/2015) [-]
If it hasn't already been sauced, this is from Chocolate Sundays on Netflix. They have some pretty hilarious people on there.
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demandsgayversion (10/01/2015) [-] Shooting your customers is just bad business. Dead people don't pay their debts.
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funnygiggles (10/01/2015) [-]
Yeah but then you just take their stuff and sell it for more money. You can always get more customers.
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demandsgayversion (10/01/2015) [-] On average, it costs 5 times as much to get a new customer as it does to keep a good customer.
How many hoe hours are you gonna have to pay for in advertising before you get a new customer?
How many hoe hours are you gonna have to pay for in advertising before you get a new customer?
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funnygiggles (10/02/2015) [-]
That statistic comes from sources that don't straight up rob people.
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demandsgayversion (10/02/2015) [-] If you're known for shooting and robbing your customers, potential customers will find a less psychotic competitor.
