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#17 - moonmist (12/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #103 to #17 - vilememory (12/29/2015) [-]
Damn it I look like him. Except I don't wear long sleeve shirts.
#120 to #103 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
you sounds pretty cute
User avatar #112 to #103 - nonathan ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
That is something I would expect Fedoralover to say
User avatar #67 to #17 - dangskippity (12/29/2015) [-]
He looks like a fat Chris Pratt
User avatar #68 to #67 - bolas (12/29/2015) [-]
Chris Phatt?
User avatar #78 to #68 - animedudej (12/29/2015) [-]
you could say that his ass was pratt
#101 to #78 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
no
sorry but at least you tried
#34 to #17 - willindor ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
#1 - wildbhere (12/29/2015) [-]
insta-castration
User avatar #105 to #1 - marconde (12/29/2015) [-]
I remember my cousin first time playing this game
His first shot, a ******* nut shot
He didn't wanted to play anymore
User avatar #18 to #1 - indecisivejew (12/29/2015) [-]
Why are his testicles 8 inches apart from one another?
User avatar #21 to #18 - masterboll (12/29/2015) [-]
if they were too close it would get homo
#92 to #21 - supersixfourr (12/29/2015) [-]
>its only gay if the balls touch

Well played sir 10/10
#11 to #1 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
i really hope that killed him
#16 to #11 - doucheonmandic (12/29/2015) [-]
both arteries were blown to **** with everything else.... i say it's a rather fast pepsi.
User avatar #35 to #16 - adplum ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
would still be alive long enough to feel it tho
User avatar #72 to #35 - woofman (12/29/2015) [-]
He would totally feel it, as he passes out from the severed arteries, and dies. Severed arteries in most cases, even today, if you don't get immediate help, you are pepsi max brah.
User avatar #74 to #72 - woofman (12/29/2015) [-]
That or he just passes out from shock imediately and dies while bleeding out with his brain sending him to lala land.
User avatar #96 to #72 - talldumbdork ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Lol in this guys situation, immediate help wouldn't have probably done much. Can't really tournequit that. There is something called M.A.S.T. Pants that the military created and some medics have available (rare) for bleeding in the pelvic area. You apply the pants and use an air compressor to blow them up, putting pressure on the pelvis to hopefully stop bleeding until someone can make it to surgery. Honestly? The time it takes for medics to arrive and place it, this dude is RIP. (Ex-medic)
User avatar #115 to #96 - woofman (12/30/2015) [-]
Yeah that's rather on point to be honest. There's also the tourniquets that are already being worn that just require you to twist, but yeah even those won't do sh*t to your balls/junk suddenly exploding along with arteries. That and I doubt ww2 nazis had M.A.S.T. pants, and/or tourniquets instantly ready to go even with them panicking.
User avatar #25 to #11 - willindor ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
That's a one shot kill, and it's quite a challenge to make a shot like that.
User avatar #95 to #25 - arsenalthegunners (12/29/2015) [-]
nah not in that game, you can get a **** ton of those shots of you are not a scrub.
Sniper elite 2 is a good game
#7 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
holy **** was that Chris Prat with that can?
User avatar #88 to #7 - Maadmann ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Chris Pratt's imdb page is off the chin. The dude has been in everything.
User avatar #8 to #7 - chokinandtokin [OP] ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Yup
User avatar #14 to #7 - frigidalt (12/29/2015) [-]
If I remember right, Chris Pratt plays the guy who's ******* the main characters girlfriend
#51 to #14 - sniffythebird ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
GIF
Yep
#24 to #7 - verycoolcat (12/29/2015) [-]
CHRISP RAT
#19 to #7 - thereisaguy (12/29/2015) [-]
Yep Professor X laid the beatdown on Star Lord.
#26 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Id imagine this is what its like to be wiped **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth.
User avatar #28 to #26 - theugandanhero (12/29/2015) [-]
You're ******* right, kiddo.
#6 - xgolgothax (12/29/2015) [-]
He really didnt want starlord enjoying that beverage, huh?
User avatar #119 to #6 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
that's because emmet was banging his girlfriend.
User avatar #117 to #30 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
technically it's not reversed.
User avatar #13 - ilikethisusername (12/29/2015) [-]
******* hard scoper
User avatar #49 - sphincterface (12/29/2015) [-]
Not How Bullets Work: The Movie.
User avatar #73 to #49 - thebaconstripman (12/29/2015) [-]
but It has a fancy engraving, so it's fine.
User avatar #60 to #49 - sideismss (12/29/2015) [-]
artistic exaggeration: the movie
User avatar #50 to #49 - sniffythebird ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Not meant to be realistic: The Movie
User avatar #58 to #49 - brenton (12/29/2015) [-]
I mean... they also curve bullets around objects... so you can't really expect a lot of accuracy out of this movie.
User avatar #116 to #58 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
what are you talking about, he made that shot.
User avatar #20 - ingloriousgamer (12/29/2015) [-]
reminded me of this Korn - Freak On a Leash
User avatar #63 to #20 - necrova (12/29/2015) [-]
I started searching the comments for this lol
User avatar #106 to #20 - teddybearlove ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
That little girls face at the end was priceless and gets me everytime.

"Eat **** , go live your life knowing you shot at kids."
#80 - wowtransmogdude (12/29/2015) [-]
GIF
"Something takes a part of me..."
User avatar #100 to #83 - machiavellianhumor (12/29/2015) [-]
i don't know if i played it at the right time but those 2 sync really well together
#107 to #80 - dehnoobshow (12/29/2015) [-]
Glad to know there's people here who thought of that.
#65 - hcp (12/29/2015) [-]
Obligatory
#52 - sniffythebird ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
This has to be one of my top 10 favorite movies
User avatar #108 to #52 - senorfrog (12/29/2015) [-]
I like the film, but the comic it was based was cooler, just it would have not been casually accepted. But the film the way it is is cool.
User avatar #109 to #108 - jesusisagoose (12/29/2015) [-]
what's the name of the comic?
User avatar #110 to #109 - senorfrog (12/30/2015) [-]
Wanted. It's similar to the movie except it's not assassins but a league of super villains, and the world they live in is deprived of super heroes (they all died). www.amazon.com/Wanted-Mark-Millar/dp/1582404976
User avatar #124 to #110 - jesusisagoose (12/30/2015) [-]
cool, i'll check it out some time
#70 to #52 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Wow....that's actually kind of sad....really....go watch more movies.
#76 to #70 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
huegghh people have different tastes than mee (((
******* kill yourself
#71 to #70 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
"People have different tastes than me, this is so sad."
Grow up. It's a good film. Sometimes movies I like are fun, not always "great".
#77 to #71 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
No, it's not a good film, if you think it is then I pity you, especially if it's one of your "top 10".
#79 to #77 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
it's good a good film, unlike your ****** opinion. kill yourself please
#94 to #79 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
"People have different tastes than me, kill yourself please"
cant you go 1 reply without contradicting yourself
User avatar #104 to #94 - teddybearlove ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Yeah! Anon fight!
User avatar #118 to #104 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
it's a samefag
User avatar #82 to #70 - sniffythebird ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
I've watched plenty, and I stand by my statement.

And really, most of the hate this movie gets is "muh realism". Well guess ******* what? It's not meant to be realistic in the slightest, it's just an all around fun action movie with a good sense of humor.
User avatar #86 to #82 - Rakajin (12/29/2015) [-]
I honestly thought it was boring, but to each their own.
User avatar #59 - siemenz (12/29/2015) [-]
The new sniper elite looks pretty good.
User avatar #54 - penguinmonk (12/29/2015) [-]
Real crack shot kid
User avatar #40 - Accidentalninja (12/29/2015) [-]
Fukin hardscopers
User avatar #31 - bottlemonster (12/29/2015) [-]
The last shot always bothered me. Like how come the bullet doesnt loose velocity and kinetic energy after hitting the glass windows in the cars. But then i go **** it, its a movie.
User avatar #36 to #31 - iqequalzero (12/29/2015) [-]
Windows dont offer much resistance to begin with, and the bullet in question is a custom made one.
User avatar #111 to #31 - gmarrox (12/30/2015) [-]
Even if it did, the amount it effects the bullet would be so negligible you wouldn't notice. Also, what thempc said.
User avatar #121 to #111 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
to be fair, this bullet was custom made to be like a two stage rocket. when it comes apart in flight that's because the lower base is shooting the bullet again. you are right though.


still a good movie.
User avatar #41 to #31 - nexuslament (12/29/2015) [-]
Well it was a big ass rifle
User avatar #69 to #31 - thempc (12/29/2015) [-]
bruh, the main combat mechanic of this movie was curving ******* bullets. physics isn't really a limiting factor here
#85 - beerus (12/29/2015) [-]
That was not the end result I expected.

On a side note, can a gun nut tell me if carved bullets like that would even be a good idea?
User avatar #122 to #85 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
hah
User avatar #93 to #85 - shadowmanzninetwo ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Most obvious answer would be no, due to more places for air to get caught during travel. Could be wrong.
#97 to #85 - maverickpertanix (12/29/2015) [-]
Yeah no, the engravings would **** with the trajectory of the bullet beyond belief
User avatar #99 to #97 - machiavellianhumor (12/29/2015) [-]
they curve bullets in that world though so yeah. maybe it helps curving
#98 to #97 - masanori (12/29/2015) [-]
Depends. If they were the same on each side wouldn't the effects be balanced out?
User avatar #39 - motherfuckingkenji (12/29/2015) [-]
And the coolest part for anyone who hasn't seen the movie: this gif is reversed.
The bullet is travelling backwards during this whole scene (after going through Morgan Freeman's head ).
User avatar #12 - RoboticEyebrow (12/29/2015) [-]
i forgot chris pratt was in this movie
User avatar #29 to #12 - theugandanhero (12/29/2015) [-]
bro
I'm sure that even Chris Pratt forgot that Chris Pratt was in this movie
User avatar #53 to #29 - michaeljones (12/29/2015) [-]
what movie?
User avatar #55 to #53 - theugandanhero (12/29/2015) [-]
It's called Wanted

Pretty good movie IMO
User avatar #89 to #55 - michaeljones (12/29/2015) [-]
thanks
#10 - bakinboy ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
it was exactly what i had hoped for
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