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wrinklynewt 
ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] thne i'll make a lot of sfw SFM porn and upload that
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] i'm just doing this as a hobby, i have all advertising turned off
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corrosionx (09/30/2015) [-] Had some ISIS video that was gonna be a hit but YouTube ******* removed it when it was at about 20k; was averaging like 400-600 views a day on it.
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] wow, thanks
now people are expecting my quality to go up
i gotta git gud quick
ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] 
now people are expecting my quality to go up
i gotta git gud quick
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princepolaris (09/30/2015) [-] Why not make videos, and take them to a public place with better internet to Upload them?
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KillinTime ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-] because we don't have places with unlimited free internet that isn't also ********* .
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thatguyontheright (09/30/2015) [-] 157. I figured being racist would make me edgy enough to gain some controversy and idiots would do the rest. Haha...didn't work out like that.
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theoldfritz (09/30/2015) [-] you must be either really good, or really really bad in streaming to become sucessful
good luck
good luck
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socksforhire (09/30/2015) [-] 105 subs here. But I can't upload anything anymore because my computer is giving up and I can't afford a new one.
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markthemarksman (09/30/2015) [-] Yea dawg. 1,141 subs, Feels like I've gone nowhere. Doing better on twitch with like 187 follows. It's rough unless you started 2 years ago.
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] yeah it's kind of past that prime time in youtube, where it's becoming easier to record stuff, but that means it's harder to get noticed
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majordegree (09/30/2015) [-] You are not screaming hard enough when there is nothing happening in a horror game.
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WolfPrince (09/30/2015) [-] 4 years, it started growing a lot more when I played to my strength as a narrator.
You also have to genuinely enjoy the content you put out or most people wont, viewers are like sharks in water; they can smell doubt.
Here's a shameless plug.
You also have to genuinely enjoy the content you put out or most people wont, viewers are like sharks in water; they can smell doubt.
Here's a shameless plug.
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muffincannibal ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] I have 8 subscribers and I've never uploaded a video.
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ifreakinglovepizza (09/30/2015) [-] yeah me too. ****** creepy isn't it? is there a way to see who actually subscribed to you? I bet one of them is the NSA
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broswagonist ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] Go to your channel and click on the number of subscribers. But users have an option to make that private so they still count for the number but you can't see that they're subscribed to you.
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] it seems like thats a more common thing than i would have thought
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bradonloch ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] Are we promoting our own channels now? Five subscriber party here and haven't uploaded in months because school and unexpected recording software issues!
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] i never intended this to get very far honestly. i figured like 5 thumbs and people hurling insults at me
and yeah, once you're out of the rhythm it's hard to get back into recording
and yeah, once you're out of the rhythm it's hard to get back into recording
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] this is going much further than i thought it was going to
thanks
ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] 
thanks
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braggaboom (09/30/2015) [-] I.....Its not a master race at all.
End my suffering pls bby.;-;
End my suffering pls bby.;-;
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] i wake up to top 15 and over double my old subs
sorry for doubting ye Funnjunk, today was a good day
ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] 
sorry for doubting ye Funnjunk, today was a good day
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pedobearseviltwin (09/30/2015) [-] I have 32, mostly friends and people I met online, upload regular CS:GO footage and stuff, its hard out there man.
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-] it's on my profile but here www.youtube.com/user/Wrinklynewt
but i hardly have any games with enough story to actually commentate on
so insult me all you want, i already know i suck
ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-] 
but i hardly have any games with enough story to actually commentate on
so insult me all you want, i already know i suck
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] i streamed dead space a few times but didn't get many viewers
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moocowsz (09/30/2015) [-]
Yeah i just took a look at your videos a bit.
You gotta jump into your games a bit more. You're talking all slow and nervously like you're on an interview or something. Just jump right in on each game, give a little introduction and pretend you're chilling with a friend, give some anecdotes or announcements as you play, and pretend you have no idea what's happening story wise, even if you do.
Also, making videos requires a lot of editing, people will lose interest if you keep too many failed attempts in there,
But that's all just my opinion.
You gotta jump into your games a bit more. You're talking all slow and nervously like you're on an interview or something. Just jump right in on each game, give a little introduction and pretend you're chilling with a friend, give some anecdotes or announcements as you play, and pretend you have no idea what's happening story wise, even if you do.
Also, making videos requires a lot of editing, people will lose interest if you keep too many failed attempts in there,
But that's all just my opinion.
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] agreed, it's definietly a learning process
so far it's been tough finding things to comment on
i feel like i have more fun playing ratchet and clank, but my commentary is much better in CoD or dark souls because theres more actual story going on
it's gonna take a while to get accustomed to talking to myself, which is why i want to do more co-op stuff eventually
plus yeah, hard to gauge how many deaths is too many, plus the editing process i have is a pain to use so i'm a bit reluctant, but i agree with your opinions
ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] 
so far it's been tough finding things to comment on
i feel like i have more fun playing ratchet and clank, but my commentary is much better in CoD or dark souls because theres more actual story going on
it's gonna take a while to get accustomed to talking to myself, which is why i want to do more co-op stuff eventually
plus yeah, hard to gauge how many deaths is too many, plus the editing process i have is a pain to use so i'm a bit reluctant, but i agree with your opinions
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] that sounds like a lot of math
dark souls 3 is gonna be a pain
ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] 
dark souls 3 is gonna be a pain
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moocowsz (09/30/2015) [-]
something like: Cut time = (90 / times died) / reused footage in seconds
I'm not a huge fan of 1st person shooters, something about them and a lot of 3d platformers gave me headaches as a kid, but i'll sub to you in case you ever decide to play some rpgs. I have a few good recommendations, too, if you are into those
I'm not a huge fan of 1st person shooters, something about them and a lot of 3d platformers gave me headaches as a kid, but i'll sub to you in case you ever decide to play some rpgs. I have a few good recommendations, too, if you are into those
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] i don't plan on playing a single genre of games, so i might play an rpg at some point
what kind of rpg are you thinking of, like final fantasy or such?
if i enjoy it and it gets views, then i'll play it for the channel, so yeah, lay it on me
what kind of rpg are you thinking of, like final fantasy or such?
if i enjoy it and it gets views, then i'll play it for the channel, so yeah, lay it on me
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] tell that to my folder of 580 pictures that i've been building since august of 2012
tell him to back off grafics cat
ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] 
tell him to back off grafics cat
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wrinklynewt ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] probably the second, but hey, co-ops would probably produce better commentary. maybe soneday
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nopenopejustnope (09/30/2015) [-] dude wtf
I had home like 1Mb, you get that? one. that meant 120 kB/sec hardly.
but i was still able to play games in europe with 40ish ping.
with 22Mb/sec you could play easily everyhwere.
where the fuk are you joinig?
my guess is thta your brother downloads all the time or your router sucks balls.
or you use wifi for gaming.
I had home like 1Mb, you get that? one. that meant 120 kB/sec hardly.
but i was still able to play games in europe with 40ish ping.
with 22Mb/sec you could play easily everyhwere.
where the fuk are you joinig?
my guess is thta your brother downloads all the time or your router sucks balls.
or you use wifi for gaming.
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senorfrog (09/30/2015) [-] My mom told me this while I was trying out Halo Wars demo the day before a Halo Wars tournament. While in the tournament, I got first place and instead of getting a shirt with a free preordered limited edition of the game (everyone else got shirts) my gamestop just gave me the limited edition of the game and a job at age 15. Birth giver was so proud/pissed off at me that day.
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senorfrog (09/30/2015) [-] Apparently my first manager and his second in command manager were stealing money from the store, making fake preorders to boost their own numbers, and were transferring money via game boxes on the shelves. I was hired to be their scapegoat, but they didn't couldn't put me on the register so I was a floor person the whole time. During Black friday sale I was on the floor and management sent an undercover (but you can easily tell who they are) employee to see how the store is doing. The result was they liked me more than the manager and fired him with the accomplice going to another store.
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xskullgirlsx (09/29/2015) [-] Streaming must be nice, if I had a stronger PC build I would do it
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upyourarsinal (09/30/2015) [-] im sort of doing it with a group of friends, but its a very rough start
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majordegree (09/30/2015) [-] That awkward moment where you are trying to be entertaining then you see nobody is watching.... But you have to continue in case some one joins...
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XxepicwinxX (09/30/2015) [-] I wanted to stream for such a long time, it looked like so much fun but I never had a strong enough PC, then i got a well paying job and got myself something med level. I started streaming and it's not at all what i thought it'd be like, having no viewers most of the time it's so demotivating, and just sitting talking to yourself until someone comes in and says something, it's just boring to me. if i was a larger streamer i'd love it though
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anon (09/29/2015) [-]
It's nice until you realize that you have to play the same game over and over and over again.
It can't be a game that you like either, it has to be a popular game that a lot of people watch.
Streaming sucks ass compared to being an engineer but still probably beats working as a cashier.
It can't be a game that you like either, it has to be a popular game that a lot of people watch.
Streaming sucks ass compared to being an engineer but still probably beats working as a cashier.
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clannadqs ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] >Play a game you hate
Most popular twitch streamers play games they ******* love. I don't know here you got that from. Summit plays CS GO and H1Z1 all of the time. Then you have all of the pros that are playing the game they love, but make money from streaming.
>Streaming sucks ass compared to being an engineer
Not at all. Granted you have to have quite a few viewers, but some streamers are making over a million a year from streaming and their Youtube channel. Just sit there and watch a streamer with over 10k viewers at any given point. He probably will get over 1000 dollars in donations in three or four hours on top of the ad revenue he is getting and his subs.
Most popular twitch streamers play games they ******* love. I don't know here you got that from. Summit plays CS GO and H1Z1 all of the time. Then you have all of the pros that are playing the game they love, but make money from streaming.
>Streaming sucks ass compared to being an engineer
Not at all. Granted you have to have quite a few viewers, but some streamers are making over a million a year from streaming and their Youtube channel. Just sit there and watch a streamer with over 10k viewers at any given point. He probably will get over 1000 dollars in donations in three or four hours on top of the ad revenue he is getting and his subs.
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eklipsbrate ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-] You an engineer brah? I'm smellin' some mad desire for recognition ma mang. That **** ain't fly mang ya gotta be cool on ya own brotha
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thattessachick (09/29/2015) [-] It's like Youtube. Over saturated and nobody small goes anywhere.
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manza (09/30/2015) [-] It took around three years, but my friend has a YouTube channel that is making around $400USD a month from ad revenue. Although it was when he jumped on the Minecraft video bandwagon and his growth is slowing down a lot. He still wants to make Minecraft videos though.
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ferviddash (09/29/2015) [-] Depends on who you are really I really enjoy watching streamers it can be fun to stream once and awhile to. If you ever get the chance give it a try.
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darkjustifier (09/30/2015) [-] better than playing alone, I talk to my skyrim characters bro
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gildemoono (09/30/2015) [-] Well thats unnerving, but expected. I'm about to start a twitch account for streaming this week as part of a school project. I'll be streaming 10+ hours a week. Gonna be weird getting a grade for talking to an empty room all semester long.
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giffythetoad (09/30/2015) [-] Tell me your Twitch account and I may visit you.
I wish to participate in this "experiment".
I wish to participate in this "experiment".
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gildemoono (10/06/2015) [-] Hey man, Im sure youve already forgotten. But since you were nice enough to show a little interest I thought I would let you know that my project got approved. You can expect my first stream to be this friday.
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giffythetoad (10/06/2015) [-] You are correct. I had forgotten.
But i'm still interested :3
But i'm still interested :3
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gildemoono (09/30/2015) [-] Hardly an experiment, but I appreciate it. my account is KnarreDontCare. I most likely will be streaming on weekends exclusively. I intend on a few series at the get go; getting real platinum god in the Binding of Isaac and learning how to play Dwarf Fortress. Beyond that I eventually plan to do a series where I go down my steam library and play all the uninstalled games I never played fro countless steam sales and humble bundles.
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vortexrain ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] I watched the first few episode, then stopped. Not for any reason, I just kinda did. Why?
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fjalchemist ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] I saw it in your liked videos, just wanted to talk about the show with some one.
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vortexrain ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] Oh, well. I'd like to do something with this channel, but I don't know what.
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fjalchemist ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] I just do gaming videos on mine, what kind of stuff do you like? just make videos about that
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vortexrain ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] I was thinking about just giving my opinions on things going on in the world. I like video games, but I don't have a gaming PC to do anything like Angry Joe. I do have an Xbone, but I'd have to put a capture card in it, and I heard that voids the warrenty, and I don't want to **** it up, and waste a $500 console. I do have a twitch, but, again, I don't have a gaming PC, or the money to buy games, at least for the next few months.
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fjalchemist ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] Do it man you never know who will watch it you could get famous
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vortexrain ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] It'll be a few months before I can do anything. I like to save enough money up before I buy anything to give me a "buffer zone", and I need a decent webcam.
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fjalchemist ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] I hear ya, but you usually gotta start out **** anyway. When istarted the videos were just me with bad audio mumbling about what ever i saw. now they're good audio with me mumbling progress
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vortexrain ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] Okay....why? I'm not saying I don't want your sub, it's just that I don't have any videos up, and the ones that I did have on there, I took down a while ago. They were just videos of me doing a dissection of a crawfish in Biology back in tenth grade, which was about four years ago.
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homosexualpirate (09/30/2015) [-] Exactly you have nothing but if you do end up with anything I can say I was with you from the start
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vortexrain ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] Are you asking me to sub?
'Cuz I will if this is you, and not jsut you asking me to sub to a random person.
'Cuz I will if this is you, and not jsut you asking me to sub to a random person.
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pathesisx (09/30/2015) [-] That why I feel so happy when I stream art and so many people come to watch.
mama said id have to get a government job to make a living.
mama said id have to get a government job to make a living.
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toothface (09/30/2015) [-]
Can you really make a living doing lewd art? I dunno how much you earn on the average commission, but the ones I watch on picarto often have around 100 viewers, and even that is rare. I did some math on Twitch.com and I would need 400 subscribers to life off of it, and that site is pretty mainstream. You would need a few thousand viewers every day to get those subs. Getting there must be tough!
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pathesisx (09/30/2015) [-] oh defiantly and I'm no where near ready! there is a time I would stream on picarto and get around 100 viewers watching. usually my commissions per piece range to 50 - 60.
I'm hoping with the lewd comics ill be putting out more people will be able to help my patreon.
I'm hoping with the lewd comics ill be putting out more people will be able to help my patreon.
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ubercookieboy ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-] Here's a trade secret
All you need is the following:
-Some degree of skill in video games
-An exuberant personality
-A good sounding voice
-Good hardware
-Good software
-Links to already famous broadcasters
All you need is the following:
-Some degree of skill in video games
-An exuberant personality
-A good sounding voice
-Good hardware
-Good software
-Links to already famous broadcasters
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corrosionx (09/30/2015) [-] Or just play games that appeal to children and scream a lot.
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searinoxco (09/30/2015) [-]
This is as funny as it is inspirational. It's the first time I've seen this combination done in such a way that it made me laugh a bit but still made me smile warmly.
11/10
11/10
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captainduck (09/30/2015) [-] He went from console to pc, of cource he is closer to a career now
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iphraem (09/30/2015) [-] **iphraem used "*roll picture*"**
**iphraem rolled image**I got damn good computer and could stream all I want, I just dont have the internet to do it with. I m gonna have to keep recording with the occasional youtube upload once I got enough sparetime.
**iphraem rolled image**I got damn good computer and could stream all I want, I just dont have the internet to do it with. I m gonna have to keep recording with the occasional youtube upload once I got enough sparetime.
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nastyhappy (09/30/2015) [-] I just built a new computer just for streaming. I gotta say I love everything about it. If you're a struggling streamer like me on twitch comment below your twitch channel and I will follow. mine is twitch.tv/pixystyx
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warioteam (09/30/2015) [-] im an animator and i have something like 50 subs, which is an okay start up considering i dont have any videos up (gotta keep the place clean)
but animation is dieing on youtube so i rely on fj to view my vids when i post them here
but animation is dieing on youtube so i rely on fj to view my vids when i post them here
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dingdongz (09/30/2015) [-] condenser mic and a pop shield before even breaking 3 viewers
desperation
desperation
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nagafever (09/30/2015) [-] **nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** as i've seen with 90% youtube gamers with alot of subscribers who absolutely suck at gaming. If you suck at gaming your only option is to have a funny voice or just act like a retard all the time.
But then again real pros only add music to their videos... would be nice to hear them talk sometimes. Except for drakedog cuz i dont speak korean
**nagafever rolled image** as i've seen with 90% youtube gamers with alot of subscribers who absolutely suck at gaming. If you suck at gaming your only option is to have a funny voice or just act like a retard all the time.
But then again real pros only add music to their videos... would be nice to hear them talk sometimes. Except for drakedog cuz i dont speak korean
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liesbetold (09/30/2015) [-] Now that I actually have a good PC I wouldnt mind trying streaming again but I can't find the motivation to do it. That and i'm also insecure and the most average person ever.
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rowdeemunkee (09/30/2015) [-] Im proud to say i had over 100 subs when i streamed while streaming in 360p at 15fps...i live in the country. I plan to get back at it when i move in town. Who cares about money? its just a blast! chilling with a dozen ppl while playing, usually with them? Thats the point. As long as the chat kept moving, Id keep streaming. when everyone left id close it down
