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User avatar #4 - drackmore (04/26/2015) [-]
Thank god I've got the season pass.
#1 - zerok (04/26/2015) [-]
#16 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
And then Gaben sees it and implements it.
And then Gaben sees it and implements it.
User avatar #18 to #16 - brackgrapple (04/27/2015) [-]
It already has been implemented new accounts have to spend 5$ to get access to chat and various other steam services
User avatar #20 to #18 - jaggedherp (04/27/2015) [-]
If you've actually used steam at all, you've paid $5. That one was to help stop the rampant bots that basically took over the market and ****
#32 to #16 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
"Yeah, we implemented the new chat feature. The reason we did this is because we believe that everyone deserves a chance to make money for their hard work in typing messages. So, whenever you type a message to another person(s), they'll be charged a certain amount of money, defined by the type. Naturally we'll take 30% of whatever is charged, and the remaining 70% goes to the user.

The philosphy behind this is that money is what drives typers. Without there being a monetary incentive, there can be no typing. People will simply not produce good sentences without being paid to do so. And we can assure you that the Steam messages will be of the utmost quality, because other users will be able to curate it at any time with a simple press of a button."
User avatar #7 - protomanrulezz (04/26/2015) [-]
I do not understand
someone explain
User avatar #10 to #7 - theintercourser (04/27/2015) [-]
pay to chat bottom right
#35 to #10 - hkkkkkk (04/27/2015) [-]
Thank you for saying that, for a second I thought it was one of those moments where something meaningless got to the front page for no reason
User avatar #11 to #10 - protomanrulezz (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh, I did not even notice that
Thanks
#39 - Indoknight (04/27/2015) [-]
2/10 Not enough red circles
#77 to #39 - gangbangtime (04/27/2015) [-]
Still can't see it.
#46 to #39 - ryix (04/27/2015) [-]
OH, now i ******* get it.

Thanks!
User avatar #15 - lolwtfbbqryan (04/27/2015) [-]
at least i have a steam gold account
#5 - fukitidk (04/26/2015) [-]
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#41 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - hanakoikezawa (04/27/2015) [-]
if valve sold music, shows, and movies on steam then gabe newell would be literally worth his weight in gold
#24 to #21 - apologies (04/27/2015) [-]
Gabes net worth is about 1.3 billion US dollars

400 troy oz bar @$1183 per ounce (weigh about 27 lbs. each) = $473200

He can acquire 2747 Gold bars that weigh about 74169 lbs.

Guesstimating that Gabe weighs about 300 pound.

He is worth 247 times his own weight in gold.

TL;DR Gabe can build 247 golden idols that weigh as much as he does with his net worth.
User avatar #25 to #24 - hanakoikezawa (04/27/2015) [-]
you put way too much effort into this.
#26 to #25 - apologies (04/27/2015) [-]
Thanks for the chuckle

I would only say I could have been worse.

At least i didn't break it down to penny, ounce, Gabes actual weight, actual exact net value, and included Kilograms and Pound Sterling for people across the pond.

The only number that is close to dead on is the value of gold.
#36 - cutenesseverypost (04/27/2015) [-]
That's why we civillized people use the ENTER key, plebs.
That's why we civillized people use the ENTER key, plebs.
#40 to #36 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
enter key is gonna cost ya 'bout tree fiddy.
#91 to #40 - cutenesseverypost (04/27/2015) [-]
How about numpad enter?
#19 - mcburd (04/27/2015) [-]
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#27 to #19 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
what do you mean xdoubt? this is refearing to the charging off mods on the steam workshop of course they arnt ******* charging to send messages its a joke your reaction pic is wrong or you just dont understand the joke.
User avatar #34 to #19 - catsbats (04/27/2015) [-]
WHERE THE **** DO YOU GET THESE FROM?
User avatar #94 to #34 - mcburd (04/27/2015) [-]
An anon made it for me.
User avatar #45 to #34 - natemose (04/27/2015) [-]
The thought that she may be making them is completely out of the question.
User avatar #95 to #45 - mcburd (04/27/2015) [-]
Of course not silly!
Most of them are photgraphs.
User avatar #81 to #45 - catsbats (04/27/2015) [-]
yep
#78 to #19 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
"gibe attention pls" -mcburd
#48 to #19 - hearthofsin (04/27/2015) [-]
mcburd <3
#14 - theonewhoanswers (04/27/2015) [-]
Took me a sec, but kek/kek would 10 again.
Took me a sec, but kek/kek would 10 again.
#9 - carbohydrates ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #12 to #9 - thesmarterest (04/27/2015) [-]
ayyy
#13 to #12 - carbohydrates ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
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#49 - pallmallhero ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
1. Buy mod
2. Install mod
3. Copy mod files somewhere else
4. 24h refund baby
5. ??????
6. Free mod
User avatar #52 to #49 - terafafus (04/27/2015) [-]
this cannot be true
User avatar #55 to #52 - inkoma (04/27/2015) [-]
it is
User avatar #54 to #52 - therealjohncena (04/27/2015) [-]
but it basically is true, all steam does is copy some new files into skyrims data folder, trust me, i had 200+ mods in my last play-trough
#59 to #54 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
Mod files aquired from the workshop are not usable when the content is not subscribed to in the workshop.
User avatar #68 to #59 - thunderfap (04/27/2015) [-]
unless you're running the game off SKSE, which goes straight from content files as opposed to the launcher which controls load order.
User avatar #37 - carnivoreapples (04/27/2015) [-]
guys.
modders can put mods on steam for a price starting at 0$
this essentially makes the mod free with a donate button.
guys.
modders can still do the same things that they always have done, they now simply have the option to ask money for it
you want everything for free, but some people might want money for their hard work
cant u c
#43 to #37 - vomitjar (04/27/2015) [-]
mfw when you make a mod or work on a bigger project, and it's a succes/makes shekels, you can just put it in your CV as ******* experience, and get the best jobs
#23 - noobwarzz (04/27/2015) [-]
would rather that not happen
would rather that not happen
#29 - levvy (04/27/2015) [-]
origin is better then steam now

stay mad losers
#30 to #29 - Ulmer (04/27/2015) [-]
try harder.
User avatar #33 to #29 - subaqueousreach (04/27/2015) [-]
Steam support wouldn't even talk to me when I was having issues trying to launch Steam after I formatted my computer. I kept getting the same auto response from their robot. I couldn't play Steam games for a month.

Origin support not only talked to me when I was trying to get a replacement key for my Spore games I had lost the case and CDs somehow , but when one of the keys they retrieved didn't work, they put a new copy of the game into my account for free.
#51 to #29 - firesky (04/27/2015) [-]
Obligatory
#79 to #29 - gangbangtime (04/27/2015) [-]
Is this even bait? Because you're almost right.
#44 - rollingpicture (04/27/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
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Hilarious
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