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#23 - giffythetoad (04/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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#8 - beren (04/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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User avatar #78 - manbearpiglet (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Credit to Purplemask with the find on the source.
"Here im pretty sure this is it:
hullodearie.tumblr.com/post/81820765507/fake-pockets-a-how-to"
Comment #52 in reply to comment #11
#9 - nightmarecorpse (04/24/2014) [-]
What if they make girls jeans with fake pockets so that they are forced to buy a purse if they want to carry anything on them?
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User avatar #26 to #9 - reginleif ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Eh women would carry purses with them anyways.... they're notorious packrats. :/
Then again so am I which is why I prefer my pants, for bigger pockets = more **** .
User avatar #32 to #26 - nudybooty (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't want a purse. None of my female friends wanted one either. All of us got forced to buy one after we got too old for backpacks all the time and our pockets couldn't even fit earbuds.
User avatar #42 to #32 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
why the **** are female pockets so ******* small that you can hardly fit a tube of chapstick in them? Jesus it annoys me so much.
User avatar #142 to #42 - DeathKnight (04/25/2014) [-]
the current trend is wearing jeans as skinny as can be, and if that means sacrificing pocket room, then i guess it means that much to them.

but ask any girl whether she'd prefer wearing skinny pants+purse or baggy pants+pockets. see what kind of answers you get
User avatar #95 to #42 - nudybooty (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm guessing the designers like doing drugs. No sober person would think no pockets are a good idea.
User avatar #98 to #95 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
it bothers me so much because I'm too lazy to keep track of a purse/match it with my outfits.
Guys have all these nice pockets and I'm stuck with .1 cm depth to use for all 4 of mine combined.
User avatar #109 to #98 - nudybooty (04/25/2014) [-]
lol I don't think I have ever matched my purse to everything. I have 1
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Sorry about the spam, the site just glitched out on me
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User avatar #126 to #9 - DeathKnight (04/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, if youre a girl, good luck fitting a phone, wallet with every credit card youve ever owned, 6 tampons (for like a 15 minute trip), makeup kit with mirror (which is usually bigger than you would think), a separate mirror anyways, brush, spray, lipbalm, and a ******* tiny ass teacup yorkie all in your pockets.

I'm not saying what girls do is reasonable, but theres really no fighting that level of stubbornness mixed with retardation. its a deadly combination.

also when women start carrying wallets in their back pockets their asses become distorted and ruins my view. im not bout that lyfe just yet.
#139 to #126 - killerofcows (04/25/2014) [-]
but if you are a guy you can fit all those things in your pocket
User avatar #141 to #139 - DeathKnight (04/25/2014) [-]
im a guy, and idk about other guys (you seem to think us men need to carry around tampons and mirrors in our pockets), but in my average day I only need my phone, wallet, keys, and probably earbuds. My lipbalm and lighter both fit perfectly together in my loose change pocket.

and this all fits just fine. my pockets never feel full or bulgy.
#143 to #141 - killerofcows (04/25/2014) [-]
no I only got phone, wallet and keys 80% of the time

but I just meant, we could fit all those things in our pockets if we ever had to
User avatar #144 to #143 - DeathKnight (04/25/2014) [-]
oh **** yes.

just like when we come home from the grocery store, us men are all about efficiency. I dont think ive used the words "second trip" while referring to groceries in the last 3 years, i think. ive given myself a blister once for carrying too many bags into the house, still worth it over that two trips **** IMO
#137 to #126 - infinitesinz (04/25/2014) [-]
Is this why girls always carry their phones in their back pockets? And they wonder how they lose them or how they fall in the toilet.
User avatar #140 to #137 - DeathKnight (04/25/2014) [-]
nah. the teenage girls phone is the most used thing, especially when its a white 14 year old in jeans, uggs, and with an iPhone. Then instead of digging in their purse or pussy for their phone they can just whip it out.

and im not saying phones in pockets is bad either, but use one or the ******* other. If you dont want to dig through your purse for your phone every time, stop ******* packing so many lotions and creams to make us think youre a ******* Bath and Body Works mobile store or some **** , and dont bring a purse. wear a wristlet. they make wristlets that can fit credit-card-sized mirrors, and you can put your phone in em. Holds your money and other cards too. Or even ******* better, get a flip case for your phone, and i know they make pretty ones for the girls, which also is a wallet. My roommate has that **** . literally needs to carry only that with him everywhere he goes (maybe except keys).

damn i really went off in this post, huh. good to know this ritalin works.
User avatar #51 to #9 - williamhowardtaft (04/25/2014) [-]
pants companies and purse companies are in cahoots
#24 to #9 - xcoreyx (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's actually true
#18 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
HEY! Hell is not your personal garbage disposal!

Throw them in the trash like a civilized person next time!
#129 to #18 - scotlandhome (04/25/2014) [-]
don't yell at me
don't yell at me
#3 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #3 - RefrainFromTouchin (04/24/2014) [-]
sauce pls
User avatar #44 to #20 - hisatsuseagull (04/25/2014) [-]
what he said ^
#47 to #19 - rollfourexplain ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
sauce pls
User avatar #204 to #47 - YourName (04/28/2014) [-]
You didn't roll 4
#206 to #204 - rollfourexplain ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolled image***roll4*

I was copying a comment that was originally right next to mine. I'm surprised my comment went places while RefrainFromTouchin didn't.
#167 to #47 - meatygoodness (04/25/2014) [-]
It's from a comic based on an anime where these magic girls fight with guns and she's got the sploosh for some blonde chick. I don't know the name
User avatar #54 to #3 - volksworgen (04/25/2014) [-]
Is that gabe newell?
#187 to #69 - hisatsuseagull (04/25/2014) [-]
Thank you, gentlemanotaku ^^
#50 - keybladewarrior (04/25/2014) [-]
I maed tis. Inspired by a comment a few posts ago.
#80 to #50 - girlcock (04/25/2014) [-]
It's funny because period! XD
#82 to #50 - sobono (04/25/2014) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #11 - manbearpiglet (04/24/2014) [-]
I cannot find the source of this picture. I want to give credit to the artist...but I cannot. This is the only other place I could find it in English...lolsnaps.com/funny/97801
User avatar #68 to #11 - zuel (04/25/2014) [-]
source is hullodearie: hullodearie.tumblr.com/post/81820765507/fake-pockets-a-how-to i literally found this yesterday.
#164 to #127 - rihardololz (04/25/2014) [-]
hes not just pants but a Chernobyl victim
hes not just pants but a Chernobyl victim
#147 - thunderkrux ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
MFW I'm a guy and guys don't have pants with fake ass pockets
MFW I'm a guy and guys don't have pants with fake ass pockets
User avatar #155 to #147 - isradam (04/25/2014) [-]
We do have some pants with small pockets (and I'm not putting anything on my ass pockets)
#178 to #155 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
Left - Keys, Earphones
Right - Phone, pen
Back left - wallet, memobook
Back right - novel
#158 to #155 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
left pocket- ipod, earphones
right pocket- phone, lighter
back left- wallet
back right- baccy tin
I USE ALL THE POCKETS
User avatar #179 to #158 - clechyl (04/25/2014) [-]
left pocket- keys, occasional flash drive
right pocket- phone, headphones
back right pocket- wallet
back left pocket- nothing
i don't use all the pockets
User avatar #174 to #158 - technobanana (04/25/2014) [-]
**** putting your wallet in the back pocket.... how people mug you! or pick pocket you...
#194 to #174 - isradam (04/25/2014) [-]
I put my wallet on my back pocket once. I sat down and broke my credit card.   
   
NEVER AGAIN
I put my wallet on my back pocket once. I sat down and broke my credit card.

NEVER AGAIN
User avatar #185 to #147 - zombiesnipertwo (04/25/2014) [-]
We don't?
then what the **** am I wearing?
#165 to #147 - exclamation (04/25/2014) [-]
MFW Pockets
MFW Pockets
#171 to #147 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#176 to #171 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
Ahem! Gentlement
#97 - sicohippy (04/25/2014) [-]
I can't think of anything more disgusting.
User avatar #21 - asmathiel (04/24/2014) [-]
My gf loves jeans with fake pockets

And I have to carry her stuff wherever we go

Don't read spoiler, guys.
I warned you.
At least I have a gf
User avatar #38 to #21 - fitemeirlbro (04/25/2014) [-]
get the bitch a purse
User avatar #157 to #38 - asmathiel (04/25/2014) [-]
She's not a bitch, bitch.
Second, I don't want to carry it around
User avatar #166 to #157 - fitemeirlbro (04/25/2014) [-]
ok bitch
User avatar #199 to #166 - asmathiel (04/25/2014) [-]
good bitch
+5
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User avatar #123 to #119 - hellomynameisbill (04/25/2014) [-]
men designed clothes to be useful.
women designed clothes to be fashionable.
#160 to #123 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
Always useful
User avatar #161 to #160 - hellomynameisbill (04/25/2014) [-]
implying that the auto suicide hanger isn't the most useful item of clothing in the world
#162 to #161 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
fair enough. You guys really think about everything
#92 - evebishop (04/25/2014) [-]
God I hate that.....saw this great pair of jeans, super soft, fit just right (guys don't understand how hard it is to get the perfect fit when you have wide hips) and, fake pockets....fuuuuuuuuu
God I hate that.....saw this great pair of jeans, super soft, fit just right (guys don't understand how hard it is to get the perfect fit when you have wide hips) and, fake pockets....fuuuuuuuuu
#99 to #92 - youxbarstard (04/25/2014) [-]
Fool!
I am a man with an ass so large compared to the rest of my body I could turn and knock someone the **** out.
#102 to #99 - evebishop (04/25/2014) [-]
I...I don't know if I should be horrified or amazed......
I...I don't know if I should be horrified or amazed......
#103 to #102 - youxbarstard (04/25/2014) [-]
A bit of both, I can sit damn near anywhere and be comfy.
#115 - ghostbat (04/25/2014) [-]
>MFW fake pockets or buttons instead of zipper.
>MFW fake pockets or buttons instead of zipper.
#7 - wmpedo (04/24/2014) [-]
Where can i find more of these?
#163 - mezzjuc (04/25/2014) [-]
HFW
HFW
#130 - lorkhan (04/25/2014) [-]
My jacket which I frequently use only has a pocket on the left, I don't know how many times I've searched for the right one.
#188 - firefaux (04/25/2014) [-]
in case anyone wants it.
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