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Dale King
Noctol:: . Enid. OK. tif
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went Eberto the local gun shop to get a small
wmm forsome protection.
When laas ready to pay by credit card forthe gun and bullets, the cashier said,
Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running
amok, I did as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, ifound out she was referring to
howl should place my credit card in the card reader.
We been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their seniors a little clearer.
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#6 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
The other day second period this kid said something about having a .45 magnum, so i turned around and said that it doesn't exist.

Long story short i had 5 black kids screaming and calling me racist.
Welcome to Indiana...
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User avatar #22 to #6 - bionicpanda (12/05/2015) [-]
he probably meant 44.
#102 to #22 - itsaggron ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Why are you getting thumbed down? I mean you're not wrong.
#107 to #102 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Who cares it is funnyjunk, just lean back and watch the sheeple blindly follow the red thumb train
User avatar #12 to #6 - fatminion (12/05/2015) [-]
I dun get it. What is a .45 magnum, and what does it have to do with you being racist?
#14 to #12 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - fatminion (12/05/2015) [-]
do only people with black skin own .45 gagnums?
User avatar #16 to #15 - gibusernamepls (12/05/2015) [-]
I think he might have been referring to his dick
User avatar #23 to #16 - abesimpson (12/05/2015) [-]
I still don't get why they called him a racist.

Black Kids point of view:
"I have a huge dick"
"They don't exist"
"That's racist!"


What?
#26 to #23 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
You obviously didn't go to school with wanna be gangster black people. It's the go to response to people who disagree.
User avatar #27 to #26 - abesimpson (12/05/2015) [-]
Not many wanna be gangster ******* (more like 0) where I'm from. I can scream " ****** " at the top of my lungs and no one will bat an eye.

I'm actually afraid of going to the US and accidentally saying the word infront of them because I'm so used to throwing the word around as a joke.
#28 to #27 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
I once got called racist for not wanting to vote democrat when obama was running. When i said that youre just as racist for not voting republican when a white guy was running they responded with " **** you cracker" If I were to report this to someone they would have told me to go away. **** dallas schools.
User avatar #30 to #28 - abesimpson (12/05/2015) [-]
>can't say logical argument
> **** you, cracka

And then they say white people are racist... I wonder how long would someone last saying " **** you, ****** ". At this point I don't think the word really offends them anymore theyre just trying to get an excuse to get angry and justify their agression.
#32 to #30 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
Man I got plenty of those stories, And it's basically that, It's become more of a culture of being angered and offended so people bend over backwards for them and in some cases (not sure if this is other schools since it only hapened at my last ghetto school) Its more of a **** white people scenario. I once got the every living **** beaten out of me by a group of mexicans. They started throwing dodgeballs at my friend because he was morbidly obese. I told them to knock it off so they started throwing them at me. I ran up and tackled one of the guys and and hit his head against a concrete wall but his friend hit me with something over the head and I blacked out. I woke up with the teacher pulling them off of me. I went to the office tears running down my face (One of those awkard adrenaline cries so it makes it more uncomfortable cause you look pissed off crying.) and told my story. The councelor believed me and told me these people caused trouble before and the vice principal told me "Oh thats a believable story". Mind you I had a black eye at this point and blood stains on my shirt. He then told me he was going to call me in that day for some bullying . He called me in and it was a kid who told me I had threatened him with a hornet (its a folded up piece of paper that you fire out of a rubber band. Hurts like a mother ****** when you get hit by one.) The kid (also black) told the story about how I made his life so harder by threatening him with it ONCE, and that he was afraid to go to class despite him also pointing one at me. He did this out of self defense he said. And the vice principal started saying this was grounds for expulsion, and I had to apologize to the kid (I did because I really did think we were playing around not he was doing it our of fear.) So I sat there tears running down my face, caked in blood, apologizing for threatening to shoot someone with a piece of paper, and the vice princepal says "I guess that will have to do now go to class". When i asked what's gonna happen with the kids who just kicked my ass. He told me "they will be punished". I see them the next day in the same class pointing and laughing at me. I find out second hand that he brought them in there. Told them what they did was bad and sent them out. No threat of expulsion, No apology, no nothing, and that's when I gave up on that school.

tldr: Schools in Dallas have adopted a " **** white people" culture. It's a miracle i'm not racist.
User avatar #33 to #32 - abesimpson (12/05/2015) [-]
That... really sucks man. I had no idea the situation is like that. But then again principals and teachers have always been ******** when it comes to punishments. They're the first people to adhere to "politically correct" policies and don't pay attention to the actual situation. What the **** was the black doing "testifying" anyway? It's clear someone got jumped and knockout, the story shouldn't matter, as an adult you can't justify a group of kids bearing up another no matter what that kid could've done or said.

What a ******* ****** principal.
#35 to #33 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
I don't know where you live but stay the **** away from dallas, texas. And oakcliff texas. Especially Oakcliff.
User avatar #36 to #35 - abesimpson (12/05/2015) [-]
Being from Spain it's highly unlikely I end up there.

But if I do I'll just shave my head, wear a bandana and just speak Spanish all the time (ill put on a latino accent) and ill be safe.

My uncle lives in florida and he used to work as a Goya food merchant. None of the Latinos would **** with him in New York (a very long time ago) because he was in charge of bringing their favourite food to the neighbour (also because he loves guns, is pretty big and a ******* crazy when he's angry). He could leave his car in the neighbourhood wide open and no one did jack **** .
#82 to #36 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
You'll still stand out because there's many dialects of Spanish. You might be able to make it work if you speak as casually as possible, but they'll generally notice that something's off.
User avatar #83 to #82 - abesimpson (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah but I wasn't originally brought up in spain. I usually put on a galician accent with my friends and an argentinian accent with my family (I don't do it on purpose it just happens).

My friends make fun of me because for them my accent sounds a bit Latino. Latinos won't accept me either because it may sound too spanish. Nobody wants me.
#37 to #36 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
Good, stay away from that hell hole. Denton,Texas is the best thing in this whole damn state. Maybe austin is better. Its hyper liberal with like an 80 percent white population. Its great, minus the homeless people. Everyones super friendly and you can come up to anyone and just start a conversation with people if you're bored. and funny enough white guys would spread rumors around that they had guns so people would stop ******* with them. Worked pretty well. I feel like I should make a comp of these or something.
User avatar #39 to #37 - abesimpson (12/05/2015) [-]
If you're going to make a comp I'd say go for it. Just be careful to not sound biased and don't put any personal beliefs (leave that to the comment section hehe) in it and they would make for great stories.
#34 to #33 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
oh **** man I've got loads of them. Some unbelievable **** . I used to live in a nice neighborhood and then the government bought up an apartment complex nearby and turned it into section 8 housing. Now i've moved out but when I go to my dads who still lived in the same place the whole area looks like **** . A churches chicken popped up, half the grocery stores have all the signs in spanish (if you go in there and they wont speak english to you unless you have a spanish speaking person with you. My ex was salvadorian and we went in there and started talking english to them despite me trying a couple weeks earlier.) Crime in the area went wayyy up. What were sweet old lady houses turned into trap houses, the library was closed down, and its creepy because there's still some remnants from the area I remember like old jewelry stores and barber shops (the kind where an old white dude would run it) and they just seem super out of place.
User avatar #151 to #32 - onerace (12/06/2015) [-]
god damn that's harsh man. i know it won't make up for anything but im srry for the stuff that happened.
#160 to #151 - zombieplayground (12/06/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, It got pretty rough outt there, but I moved schools and ended up in a school that was much better. With good friends I still talk to today. Highschool sucks for everyone. Some more than others but you make it through it you know?
User avatar #163 to #160 - onerace (12/06/2015) [-]
yea highschool does suck from time to time
#29 to #27 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
also you can say ***** if youre around black people you know. If you say ****** theyre going to lynch you.
#50 to #27 - minibeep (12/05/2015) [-]
its really scary.
most black people will beat you up if you say that word
some will even beat you up if you look at them
#84 to #50 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
And some will beat you up just because you're there and they're bored. That's part of the reason I learned martial arts I got into a particular bad fight with one in high school and...well, let's just say he didn't **** with me again after that. His sister unfortunately didn't seem to get the message and had to learn the same lesson the hard way...
#87 to #84 - minibeep (12/05/2015) [-]
i had a similar experience
an outlander was kind of a criminal ad my school some years ago
i didnt approve of it so i printed out a copy of his flag and stood outside his classroom window and burned it so he could see it.
when i was walking home from school that day he almost attacked me from behind so i couldnt defend my self, but my friends kicked his ass before it happened.
some months later he was deported because he didnt get citizenship
#106 to #105 - minibeep (12/05/2015) [-]
its my best outlander story
the other ones are kind of lame in comparison tho
User avatar #73 to #26 - Shiny (12/05/2015) [-]
I've lived in largely liberal places for most of my life and I've never seen anything similar to this. Ironic, but I sure ain't complaining.
#75 to #73 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
It's ****** up but whats the ethnic breakdown? Because liberal and white is a ******* paradise. Liberal and black is a welfare state.
User avatar #78 to #75 - Shiny (12/05/2015) [-]
The whitest place I've ever lived was the exception, actually, there was a guy with a Gadsden flag and white nationalist bumper stickers just down the road. People were standoffish and generally unsociable, and even though my next door neighbors were lazy pricks, using welfare made you a pariah; everywhere else there were blacks and Hispanics in the mix and no one cared.

Mind you I don't live in SoCal.
#81 to #78 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
The way I see it, White and Mexican neighborhoods are only good if theyre liberal or moderate. If theyre conservative they become trash/racist iif white and crazy catholic religious if mexican more often than not. For Blacks its conservative (they exist) and moderate are good. Too liberal and you get section 8 housing.
User avatar #85 to #81 - Shiny (12/05/2015) [-]
Most black communities are conservative, because blacks pretty much have to prove the worth of their existence instead of being blank slates, at least people tend to think so. IMO this is actually a major cause of youth being vulnerable to criminal behaviors since it makes them rebellious from their perspective.
#90 to #85 - zombieplayground (12/05/2015) [-]
man it must be super different where you live. In texas the black communities are democrat or liberal. Helps the din du nuffin narative
User avatar #104 to #90 - Shiny (12/05/2015) [-]
Minnesota. There's always "that" part of the city, but the Ethiopian immigrants are usually cool as **** .

#134 to #104 - zombieplayground (12/06/2015) [-]
first generation immigrants are great, It's their kids kids who suck
User avatar #140 to #134 - Shiny (12/06/2015) [-]
Well, if they don't want their kids to be idiots, they shouldn't bring them here.
#48 to #16 - minibeep (12/05/2015) [-]
muh dik confirmed
User avatar #44 to #12 - baditch (12/05/2015) [-]
There is such a thing as a .44 magnum and there is such a thing as a .45. This kid just combined them to make up a gun. I'm not sure where the racism comes in either.
#70 to #44 - taniv (12/05/2015) [-]
Anon may have left out some info. People tend to tell biased stories, so who knows what his tone is or how he worded it.

Also. .45 Magnum exists, it took like 2 seconds to google, but it's not a gun.
#79 to #12 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
.45 Magnum doesn't exist. There's .44 Magnum and .45 ACP though.
User avatar #72 to #12 - damianblu (12/05/2015) [-]
It's not a real gun. a .44 magnum is a gun, and a 45acp/long colt is a gun. But .45 magnum isn't.
#139 to #6 - dbowveng (12/06/2015) [-]
But there is a .45 Magnum cartridge and it can be fired by the Brigadier handgun manufactured by NAACO
User avatar #153 to #139 - amalone ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
I can promise you that the black kids didn't know that.
User avatar #43 to #6 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I'm in indiana and the ******* here make me wish slaves were still able to be bought ******* already stole **** from us tons of times, a 9 year old stole **** from us, ******* *******
User avatar #69 to #43 - EdwardNigma (12/05/2015) [-]
Then why would you want them as slaves?
#19 to #6 - lordsaucy (12/05/2015) [-]
Ahem. I realize it's not called .45 magnum but that's a damn magnum round.
User avatar #24 to #19 - IrishSasquatch (12/05/2015) [-]
It's really not. It was just originally a black powder round. Black powder being less efficient than modern smokeless powder, there had to be more room. With factory loads the .45 Colt is pretty equal in power to the .45 ACP.
User avatar #58 to #19 - liru (12/05/2015) [-]
Ahh but there is also a .45 Winchester magnum

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.45_Magnum

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11_mm_caliber
#25 to #19 - innocentbabies (12/05/2015) [-]
If you load up .45 Long Colt with magnum-level pressure, whatever you're shooting is going to blow up in your face.
#123 to #6 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

You ******* ******* , .45 magnum is real. It's the .45 winchester magnum.

User avatar #21 to #6 - reduxalicious (12/05/2015) [-]
.45 Winchester Magnum is absolutely a caliber..

It's just a forgotten one these day's. It's a stretched APC that launches a 230 grain bullet at 1200 FPS .

These day's I think WinMag revolver and a LAR Grizzly are really the only ones firing them.
#47 to #6 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Different part of indiana, only had like 15 black people but they werent dindu nuffins and grew up the same as everybody else. Racism and racial victimism was basically nonexistant.
#92 to #6 - twokewlforskewl (12/05/2015) [-]
Nig nogs gonna nig
#125 to #93 - aboynamedxenu (12/06/2015) [-]
**aboynamedxenu used "*roll picture*"**
**aboynamedxenu rolled image**

Thank you.
User avatar #121 to #6 - XAssassin (12/06/2015) [-]
Gotta love living in Indiana
User avatar #53 to #6 - sarcasticone (12/05/2015) [-]
Indiana sucks. Weird ass weathers and **** man.
User avatar #98 to #53 - scarletspider (12/05/2015) [-]
Who is **** man?
User avatar #103 to #98 - yunoavailable (12/05/2015) [-]
He's the guy who runs around and collects our **** from our **** baskets, he's a creepy little fellow
#143 to #103 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
So like the toilet bowl witch from india.
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User avatar #159 to #143 - yunoavailable (12/06/2015) [-]
exactly. He's the real reason they have
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User avatar #3 - psychadelicace (12/05/2015) [-]
''Strip down, facing me''
''So you want to see MY 44. baby?''
User avatar #4 to #3 - diblie (12/05/2015) [-]
.44*
Now I'll put the spaghetti back in my pockets and walk away
User avatar #5 to #4 - psychadelicace (12/05/2015) [-]
I don't know **** all about guns britfag
#7 to #5 - xoyv (12/05/2015) [-]
GIF
best gun
#109 to #7 - obliviscor (12/05/2015) [-]
What is this from?
User avatar #118 to #109 - xoyv (12/06/2015) [-]
5th element

the ZF1
User avatar #9 to #5 - diblie (12/05/2015) [-]
For not knowing **** all you were still reasonably close
#74 - imjared (12/05/2015) [-]
Where's a good place to learn the basics of guns
User avatar #86 to #74 - mrsixinch (12/05/2015) [-]
/k/
#8 - lulzdealer (12/05/2015) [-]
You don't need a permit to buy a gun. You may or may not need one to concealed carry depending on your state, but in all 50 states all it takes is you giving them money, as God intended.

If there's any one thing that grinds my gears, it's the somehow widespread myth that you need a "gun license" of any sort.
#11 to #8 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Really wish someone would have told me this sooner, I've been going my whole life thinking I needed a permit to purchase a handgun in my state.

Never had the chance to ask as a gun store, most online info contradicts itself.
User avatar #20 to #11 - twoderrick (12/05/2015) [-]
Well, there is slightly more to it depending on where you live. Like, you may need to keep it in a locked case, or be liable otherwise unless you have the concealed/open carry permit.
wikipedia is where i got all my state's gun restrictions, they probably have your state's listed aswell.
#62 to #20 - attentionwhure (12/05/2015) [-]
>Depending where you live

This is true. In conservative states (i.e. South Dakota, Texas, Montana etc.) you don't need a gun permit.
User avatar #38 to #8 - hourlyb (12/05/2015) [-]
Were you spiked as a child?
#59 to #8 - attentionwhure (12/05/2015) [-]
Why are people thumbing you down?

This summer I went to Cabela's to get a Springfield XD I'm not "XD"ing you. It is literally an XD www.springfield-armory.com/xd-series/ 9mm and all I had to do was give them my license and do a background check. No permit of any sort needed unless I wanted to OC or CC.
User avatar #108 to #59 - artyomthebadass (12/05/2015) [-]
Genuine question..Are you able to purchase firearms and take them home on the same day? I'm from Australia and we have something called a "cool down period" which is about a few weeks before we can actually take the firearm home
#110 to #108 - attentionwhure (12/05/2015) [-]
I was in and out with the firearm in under an hour, m8.
#111 to #110 - artyomthebadass (12/05/2015) [-]
Well **** ...that's a bit different
#112 to #111 - attentionwhure (12/05/2015) [-]
You guys should have obama come and put a couple terms in over there.
User avatar #113 to #112 - artyomthebadass (12/06/2015) [-]
I mean..anything has to be better than Turnbull or Abbott...right? They made Australia look like ******** in every major meeting
#114 to #113 - attentionwhure (12/06/2015) [-]
Australian politics are severely autistic to begin with.

How's how's that internet treating you btw, fam?
#115 to #114 - artyomthebadass (12/06/2015) [-]
Its ******* pathetic Although I get over 400Mb/s DOWN and 300Mb/s UP at University which is nice..this is my home internet...kill me
#116 to #115 - attentionwhure (12/06/2015) [-]
I'm sorry that is the burden you have to carry...

Now I feel like a twat for bringing it up
User avatar #117 to #116 - artyomthebadass (12/06/2015) [-]
Meh don't feel too bad. It is surprisingly liveable and I don't have any issues playing my vidya games and streaming stuff
#18 to #8 - isolovegames (12/05/2015) [-]
I take it you've never lived inna Commiefornia?
User avatar #13 to #8 - xedeid ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Tell that to my FOID card
User avatar #17 to #8 - konysugandanbitch (12/05/2015) [-]
But... you do.
#10 to #8 - rickrizzo (12/05/2015) [-]
Man you don't know **** do you.
#41 to #10 - Zaxplab (12/05/2015) [-]
Wait, what the **** ?


I live in Texas and I can buy a gun without a liscense.
User avatar #49 to #41 - alarubra (12/05/2015) [-]
Ah, Texas. I love our states laws on guns. 18 or older to buy a rifle/shotgun, 21 or older for a handgun, no guns for felons until five year after they get out of prison. Though, we don't have open carry unless you're on your property, hunting, or at a gun related event. Soon enough, anyone with a concealed carry will be able to open carry, though.
User avatar #55 to #49 - cloudpawtwo (12/05/2015) [-]
I got a 264 Traineer rifle for $80 while I was 13... I was alone, with my parents in a different section of the gun show.
User avatar #142 to #55 - alarubra (12/06/2015) [-]
That was not legal.
User avatar #149 to #142 - cloudpawtwo (12/06/2015) [-]
Texas doesn't have laws, what are you talking about?
User avatar #152 to #150 - alarubra (12/06/2015) [-]
I am well aware.
#154 to #152 - Zaxplab (12/06/2015) [-]
Just checkin
User avatar #91 to #41 - thegamepixel ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
It varies state to state. I live in Delaware and don't need a lisence, but upon purchase, I recieve an open carry permit.
#61 to #41 - attentionwhure (12/05/2015) [-]
>>#59,

Same here in SD.

I think it is just because IL is an extremely lib state and has the city with the tightest gun-control laws in the country. idk.
User avatar #158 to #10 - rockamekishiko (12/06/2015) [-]
john doe is short as ****
#77 - maxey (12/05/2015) [-]
#94 to #77 - thegamepixel ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I made a few gifs for this comic a while ago.  FJ makes it low-res, idk why
I made a few gifs for this comic a while ago. FJ makes it low-res, idk why
User avatar #100 to #77 - skarba ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
****** could've gotten the pussy finally, but nooo, had to look away and talk to himself about "job" stuff.... ******* faggot
User avatar #136 to #77 - myreadyassyolk (12/06/2015) [-]
Isn't there a last panel with no censor?
#42 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
remember funnyjunk; blacks are evil, all 1.3 billion muslims are terrorists, every feminist is a sjw, your not allowed to criticize the bible, and everyone is trying to take your precious guns away.
continue your day.
User avatar #127 to #42 - ilovehitler (12/06/2015) [-]
Finally someone who understands.
User avatar #52 to #42 - spceinvdr (12/05/2015) [-]
ood, you seem to recognize the seriousness of the situation
#2 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
#129 - crlmsonhazard (12/06/2015) [-]
I dont think that violent psychopaths should be given unrestricted access to firearms
User avatar #144 to #129 - themagicwizard (12/06/2015) [-]
******* pinko coward...
User avatar #138 to #129 - commencingfailure (12/06/2015) [-]
wowee I'm glad that's an unpopular opinion for we really can't be having such bigotry around here!
User avatar #141 to #129 - herecomesjohnny (12/06/2015) [-]
gee man watch out this is so controversial!
User avatar #130 to #129 - scowler (12/06/2015) [-]
But there's no way of telling who's who without leaving room for political bias.
#132 to #130 - crlmsonhazard (12/06/2015) [-]
You're right, allowing people to be slaughtered by the dozen IS the better solution. You are so very wise indeed.
User avatar #133 to #132 - scowler (12/06/2015) [-]
Those same people have the exact same rights, and they're fools for not taking advantage of them. Progressives go on about people having guns, but they don't seem to realize that they can have them too. Idiots.
User avatar #145 to #133 - Tyranitar ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
So we're going back to telling victims of crimes "It's your fault"?
User avatar #161 to #145 - scowler (12/06/2015) [-]
In a way, it is. Most of the time. People are too prone to Tunnel Vision today.
User avatar #137 to #135 - scowler (12/06/2015) [-]
Wrong. What I'm telling you is technically true. Anyone without a felony or an involuntary stay in an insane asylum under their belt can own a firearm.

Why do these people think that by voting away their rights, the streets will suddenly be safer? This is backwards thinking.
User avatar #56 - everheat (12/05/2015) [-]
Is this a real shop? You can just grab those guns!
User avatar #60 to #56 - syrenthra (12/05/2015) [-]
likely have trigger guards on them or are disabled like no bolts or something while on display
User avatar #64 to #56 - ideletedmyotherone (12/05/2015) [-]
Those guns have no firing pins, even if you could get a magazine, live ammo, and somehow managed to load it without getting shot, the gun can't fire.
User avatar #65 to #56 - TimBisley (12/05/2015) [-]
Make a move for anything resembling ammunition while holding a firearm in a gun store, you will be looking down the barrel of the cashier's (and probably your fellow customer's) personal carry weapon.
User avatar #71 to #56 - brokentrucker ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Most of the firearms you see on the shelf are A) not loaded B) Locked (not necessarily to the shelf, but otherwise incapable of making the bang without a key) and C) behind the cashier and cameras and other such security that will **** you right up.
#63 to #56 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Also, what good is a gun with no ammo surrounded by about 2 or three people with loaded guns?
User avatar #119 - bouazizforever (12/06/2015) [-]
Crazy Americans...
User avatar #131 to #119 - scowler (12/06/2015) [-]
Crazy works. It drove the British out. The guns are here to stay, for better or worse.
User avatar #164 to #131 - distortedflare (12/06/2015) [-]
Actually the French drove the British out.
User avatar #165 to #164 - scowler (12/06/2015) [-]
I thought the French entered rather late in the war. I'll have to read into it.
User avatar #166 to #165 - distortedflare (12/06/2015) [-]
Depends on what war?


During the battle with the Americans and the British about 90% of our forces were fighting the French and when the French found out the Americans were rebelling they supplied weapons to the US and Britain supplied weapons to Canada.

Britain quickly into the war came to the realisation that they honestly did not care enough about America to fight for it when they risked losing major parts in Africa and other parts Britain use to own. So in a nutshell America won because Britain could not be arsed with the hassle. But they still supplied Canada because **** it might as well make America miserable in the process.
User avatar #167 to #166 - scowler (12/07/2015) [-]
They were probably discouraged by American tactics to begin with.
User avatar #169 to #167 - distortedflare (12/07/2015) [-]
What dying in droves. I hear that will put the fear of god in any man.
User avatar #170 to #169 - scowler (12/07/2015) [-]
Especially from ambushes.
User avatar #126 to #119 - mexicandudeinsd (12/06/2015) [-]
Feel the freedoms
User avatar #168 to #126 - scowler (12/07/2015) [-]
FEEL IT!
User avatar #57 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/05/2015) [-]
Yea, this never happened.
#68 to #57 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
prove it
User avatar #66 to #57 - wontforget ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Most jokes, such as the one you see here, never actually happened you almond
User avatar #67 to #66 - ilikewhales (12/05/2015) [-]
But is he an activated almond?
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#54 - uzimakelover (12/05/2015) [-]
Maybe you cheaters should stop using guns and adopt the ways of the ninja! naruto-sama would like a word with you all!
User avatar #147 to #54 - Tyranitar ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
You didn't even spell his name right
#88 to #54 - jomgor (12/05/2015) [-]
the autism is causing me physical pain.
User avatar #96 to #88 - defski (12/05/2015) [-]
No... You took his bait.
User avatar #97 to #96 - jomgor (12/05/2015) [-]
well now your the one ruining it
#89 to #88 - uzimakelover (12/05/2015) [-]
you should probably see someone about that, sensei says that is not normal!
User avatar #45 - acebuck ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I used to live where you have to apply for a Foid card.
That takes months to go through.
Once you get the card. You are now allowed to touch weapons
Then you pick one out, wait 3 days. Then pick it up.

Now I'm in Ohio.
You turn 18. Go to the store. Go home with a weapon
after on the spot background check.
User avatar #80 to #45 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/05/2015) [-]
I'm pretty glad we can get guns so easily here. I'm not a fan of guns, but I live in Toledo where I'd be stupid not to have one for self-defense.
User avatar #148 to #45 - Tyranitar ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Probably because we're home to several violent cities, including the murder capital of North America, and your choices are to own a gun or die.
User avatar #162 to #148 - acebuck ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
The state with the strict law was Illinois.
I lived in Rockford. The 5th most dangerous city in the country.
The police sirens at night helped me sleep.
#40 - vladi (12/05/2015) [-]
Yes Trump, build that wall, build it all around so that nobody can get in or waky mercuns can get out
User avatar #156 - trolocaust (12/06/2015) [-]
one time in Enid, I watched someone breath in and out of a bag, kinda like they do when they are hyperventilating, but instead the bag was full of sharpies and paintpens..
classy place, Enid Oklahoma.
#146 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
>obam says we can register and control millions and millions of guns
>cant check 60000 imigrants tho lel sorry

the liberal way
#128 - settler (12/06/2015) [-]
**settler used "*roll picture*"**
**settler rolled image**MFW
#51 - datfeel (12/05/2015) [-]
Dragon arms...i have that exact shirt.

That's dragon mans! probably one of the coolest places in colorado to look at firearms, yet a mediocre shooting range.
User avatar #46 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I live in Kansas. You don't even need a permit to conceal carry here anymore.
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