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My buss gut it puppy and brought into the wine.
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Productivity went }! dawn.
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Dember ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-] 
back when I lived with other humans, I vacuumed about once every other day
now... more like once every week or so, honestly
my oldest boy only sheds like this a couple times a year, but when he does, it's like the house has snowed
I have become one with the fur
everything tastes better with pet hair
oh and we have 11 cats also
now... more like once every week or so, honestly
my oldest boy only sheds like this a couple times a year, but when he does, it's like the house has snowed
I have become one with the fur
everything tastes better with pet hair
oh and we have 11 cats also
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Dember ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-] CATS
4 are Savannah cats, which we raise
7 are rescues and failed fosters who literally nobody else wanted
we've successfully fostered quite a few also, both cats and kittens alike; usually strays or litters of feral newborns
they seem to show up all willy nilly so we take them in, get rid of all their fleas and/or mats and stickers embedded in them, deworm them, get them fixed, treat their respiratory problems and find them homes
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4 are Savannah cats, which we raise
7 are rescues and failed fosters who literally nobody else wanted
we've successfully fostered quite a few also, both cats and kittens alike; usually strays or litters of feral newborns
they seem to show up all willy nilly so we take them in, get rid of all their fleas and/or mats and stickers embedded in them, deworm them, get them fixed, treat their respiratory problems and find them homes
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tealkangaroo (09/17/2015) [-] "crush the enemies of the fuehrer onward to the final battle"
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klick (09/16/2015) [-] Of course it would. She's a puppy. She's never worked in an office before.
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thundagawd (09/17/2015) [-] After you fulton the puppy back to base in one of the first missions, whenever you return to mother base you frequently hear the soldiers hanging around doing nothing but talking about how cute the dog is.
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thenoahgoesree ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-] o **** i realize how stupid that was
ive even played the game and i still didn't get it
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ive even played the game and i still didn't get it
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thenoahgoesree ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-] but me, i have that kind of day every ******* day.
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StickyTissueLoLz (09/16/2015) [-] In the new MGS game, your character "Big Boss" can possibly find a dog on one of your missions. You can then take it back to base, raise it from puppy-hood to adulthood, then have it fight with/for you during missions.
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supersixfourr (09/17/2015) [-] Ok but I still dont get the picture of the puppy photoshop
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robotvoice (09/17/2015) [-] he photoshopped the puppy to look like the one you get in mgs5
when you get the dog in mgs5 you bring it back to your place of work
soldiers at your base waste time talking about how they want to pet the dog.
when you get the dog in mgs5 you bring it back to your place of work
soldiers at your base waste time talking about how they want to pet the dog.
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jokervsbatsy (09/16/2015) [-] Thanks. That slipped under my pointy nose.
inb4 it had two eyes when boss first found it
inb4 it had two eyes when boss first found it
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ohemgeezus (09/16/2015) [-] If I remember something happened and the baddies killed it's mom and made it blind
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therealtjthemedic (09/16/2015) [-] If you actually look at puppy DD one of his eyes is greyed out and blind. Also, Ocelot a qt.
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sphincterface (09/16/2015) [-] DD never had two eyes, just one eye. Even if he did, the guys on Mother Base loved that little pup way too much to cut its eye out to make it look like Boss.
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thenoahgoesree ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-] holy **** change your color
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recoveryone (09/16/2015) [-] It wears off in a few days, hex code matched to the comment box when you cursor over it...
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recoveryone (09/16/2015) [-] It was pretty entertaining for the first few minutes, as was the gif being used as my profile pic that is hex code matched to the comment box when you don't cursor over it...
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matralith (09/16/2015) [-] One day I'm going to get a German Shepard, they're adorable as ****
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bwiedieter (09/16/2015) [-] Dose floppy ears are the bestest. And all the GerShep pics in the comments.
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anon (09/17/2015) [-] Meet Jodie, he's hopefully gonna take care of my girlfriend while I'm in Afghanistan.
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warumo (09/16/2015) [-] am i the only one bothered that that grown ass man doesnt know how to tie his shoes?
