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#4 - hurpfry (12/13/2015) [-]
mfw the new update
User avatar #112 to #4 - lieutenantderp (12/13/2015) [-]
that's how you die you crazy ************
User avatar #41 to #4 - iexs (12/13/2015) [-]
Is that real...?
#88 to #41 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, that guy is a cop though. A cop with a giant sense of humor.
User avatar #105 to #88 - thrifty (12/13/2015) [-]
How many rounds does that sense of humor hold?
User avatar #111 to #105 - bleachtaire (12/13/2015) [-]
5 or 6
User avatar #83 to #4 - buttlumps (12/13/2015) [-]
Perfect parts jakobs in borderlands be like As every part of a jakobs increases damage and jakobs already have larger damages than any other gun in the game at the same level, This makes Perfect parted Jakobs ludicrously powerul. This is why jakobs are my personal favorites.
User avatar #85 to #83 - masdercheef (12/13/2015) [-]
If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!
User avatar #89 to #83 - damianblu (12/13/2015) [-]
If you're not using Maggie you're using the wrong pistol

BORDERLANDS 2 | *Maggie* Legendary Weapons Guide
User avatar #27 to #4 - dextrain (12/13/2015) [-]
I REALLY want to know how this ended.
User avatar #34 to #27 - DKXX ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
Plot twist, it's the cop on the lawnmower.
User avatar #40 to #34 - ledane (12/13/2015) [-]
not a very funny plot twist..
User avatar #51 to #27 - Toximan (12/13/2015) [-]
The guy recording was actually one of the police officers just messing around.
User avatar #17 to #4 - mcceag (12/13/2015) [-]
everytime i see this im wondering what was gonna happen next
User avatar #26 to #17 - levvy (12/13/2015) [-]
Death.
#73 to #26 - dorg (12/13/2015) [-]
Levvy and positive thumbs....
Levvy and positive thumbs....
User avatar #113 to #73 - bleachtaire (12/13/2015) [-]
hes just kinda stopped trying i think
User avatar #114 to #113 - dorg (12/13/2015) [-]
I just noticed he has actually increased from -400 to -378. If you check his latest posts you will notice that a lot of them are positive. Any comments levvy?
User avatar #116 to #114 - bleachtaire (12/13/2015) [-]
he really has stopped trying
alright levvy
i ******* love anime
i watch homestuck and enjoy it
i played through undertale and really enjoyed it
draw your sword
#12 - knightofshadows ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
It got nerfed already, it's no longer a one shot even at point blank. Deagle is king again.
#76 to #12 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
It's still a one shot the groin and head from a medium distance, though.
User avatar #16 to #12 - mendelevium (12/13/2015) [-]
deagel is still way less inacurate unless you take an even long time waiting to shoot it then r8, and is a 3 shot anywhere but balls deep in your enemy.
User avatar #72 to #16 - alleksi ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
>way less inaccurate
User avatar #124 to #72 - mendelevium (12/13/2015) [-]
3 am when I posted that fam, don't act like you don't make mistakes mom.
#108 to #16 - gnomepoacher (12/13/2015) [-]
spoken like a true silver elite
User avatar #29 to #16 - rainbowhead (12/13/2015) [-]
I see no point in buying deagle in matchmaking if you have no clue how to use it. There are ******* of good pistols in CS:GO, even P250 is a good eco choice.
User avatar #37 to #29 - yuichka (12/13/2015) [-]
I ******* hate how they nerfed P250
Especially the total ammo capacity.
User avatar #49 to #37 - rainbowhead (12/13/2015) [-]
It's still really good on pistol rounds, and you can buy a smoke and a flash with it.
User avatar #77 to #12 - sanctionseven (12/13/2015) [-]
Deagle is still ******* broken. FIVE-SEVEN TEC 9 MASTER RACE.
#2 - gypsydude ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Clearly the Renegades have an upper hand now in competitive CSGO.
User avatar #22 to #2 - hibyeman (12/13/2015) [-]
thumb cause renegades
User avatar #58 to #2 - darksideofthebeast (12/13/2015) [-]
Yea, maybe if spunj stops crying.
#35 to #2 - BrayBoy (12/13/2015) [-]
If they're done getting 16-0'd on LAN that is
#45 to #35 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
oh oh oh **** me, not so rough, bray
#118 to #35 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
savage
User avatar #69 to #35 - ronniesan (12/13/2015) [-]
uhhh what m8?
#20 - dangler ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
GIF
I spent a year learning the rifle spray patterns.
User avatar #78 to #20 - sanctionseven (12/13/2015) [-]
Accuracy and **** is the same, just recovery time was significantly increased. So if you notice, it seems like your gun is ******* jittering. Annoying as hell but, if you aim at the neck I find that (AK/M4A4/M4A1S) will bounce up just enough on the second pew to dink their head.

User avatar #79 to #78 - sanctionseven (12/13/2015) [-]
(This change was to assist in users learning to simply "control" their shots more) Strafing is OP as **** . Learn to do it well and you'll be fine.
User avatar #92 to #79 - tehfalconguy ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
It's pretty much the opposite of what you said. The inaccuracy recovery time is higher so while the spray pattern is exactly the same, shots deviate more from it. There is no additional recoil, just spread. 2nd shot accuracy IS 20% worse than first shot now (before it was like 1.7), but this can go left, right, up, down, whatever, the recoil doesn't kick in enough for aiming at the neck to be viable not that it would be even if that were the case, just headshot them

I don't know what you mean about strafing is OP, but NEVER EVER strafe and shoot with a rifle unless you're crabwalking.
User avatar #119 to #92 - zenler (12/13/2015) [-]
he probably means stutter steppin' with dem taps

but thats only wurf if u commit to it and are scream
User avatar #125 to #119 - sanctionseven (12/14/2015) [-]
^^ sorry, I have difficulty explaining what exactly im doing x)

But this sounds most accurate, basically bumping back and fourth and double/trip tapping. Users were mentioning about missing shots standing still and stuff. I totally understand -- the shots seem to deviate, just like tehfalconguy said...

But I have never had a consistent deviation yet with a simple two/three tap shot. I play at 1200 DPI and 1.12 sens... it makes for a really slow, but incredibly accurate gameplay. I can perform quite well with my rig and this setup, but I have indeed noticed the slight change in horizontal randomness.
User avatar #127 to #125 - zenler (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah apparently the changes have been reverted

hm i play @ 400dpi 2.69 sens and that feels a bit high but quick enough for my role of entry, spraying felt at that sens and lower/higher

i think the vast majority of people pre patch couldn't spray that well and hopped on the bandwagon against the changes
#102 to #20 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
lrn2tap/burst.

Spraying was way too easy pre-patch, and way too reliable.
User avatar #123 to #102 - dangler ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
Problem is that at low elo MG1 , it's more chance-based. Those that retard spray benefit the most from the patch. Most people in my games now just sprint around with P90s now that the R8 has been nerfed.
User avatar #24 to #20 - goobyman (12/13/2015) [-]
that ****** me up too
valve, what in the **** are you thinking
#39 to #20 - randomglitched (12/13/2015) [-]
"Hey guys I've got a great idea!"
"Let's add a mini-awp for $4000 less than the real awp, and make it accurate while moving!"
"Ok, but just to make it fair we should nerf the main rifles for no particular reason."
Nice one valve.
User avatar #61 to #39 - unkownthous (12/13/2015) [-]
was this reason i wasn't hitting anything while standing dead still ak or m4a1-s?

User avatar #65 to #61 - Bobtheblob (12/13/2015) [-]
Yes. Everything is different now.
User avatar #14 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
Oh literally no reason to play this game now. Good.
#81 to #14 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
There never was.
#18 to #14 - gentlemantoast (12/13/2015) [-]
they nerfed it so everyone using it days are over, it's sort of treated like the deagle now.
#6 - stubbyftw ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
*puts hat on over gas mask/hood
#42 to #6 - iexs (12/13/2015) [-]
>ricky gervais without sound

What are you doing?
User avatar #128 to #42 - slapchoppin (4 hours ago) [-]
why would you want to actually hear that obnoxious twat?
User avatar #33 - brokentrucker ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
I'ma be real with you.

A "This is totally not legit lol" cowboys shooting each other simulator would be pretty fun. No, not Red Dead. I mean, basically counter-strike, but cowboy guns. Revolvers, repeaters, yada yada. Used to do that all the time in MW2 with my cousins and custom games. Had a couple of classes made for it.
User avatar #55 to #33 - AmusableBman (12/13/2015) [-]
Already exists, it's called Fistful of Frags. Free on Steam

store.steampowered.com/app/265630/
User avatar #107 to #55 - simonjiha (12/13/2015) [-]
pass the whiskey simulator
User avatar #3 - charak ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
They semi-nerfed it already
User avatar #5 to #3 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
Semi? It's a **** gun now.

What's your MM rank btw?
User avatar #13 to #5 - jubnik ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
it now answers the age old question now "how can i deal 70ish damage to one guy on their team before dying"
#19 to #13 - lmrml ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
More like "How do I basically mark one or more people for death rapidly"
User avatar #7 to #5 - charak ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
MG1
User avatar #8 to #7 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
Not bad. LE myself.
#9 to #8 - charak ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
The amount of NM are unusual in my games, end up getting 35/2 minimum
User avatar #10 to #9 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
NM?
User avatar #11 to #10 - charak ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
Sorry, meant to put GNM, gold nova masters
#64 - killboy (12/13/2015) [-]
This new update...
Hmm, I rate it...
R8/8
User avatar #71 to #64 - alpako (12/13/2015) [-]
solid 5/7
#15 - Airmanator (12/13/2015) [-]
They nerfed the revolver. It's a good thing, too, because that gun was straight cancer. Now it's just bad.
#31 to #15 - grizzledick (12/13/2015) [-]
>A pistol that is a 2 shot kill at any range, and is accurate when moving
>bad

mmkay
User avatar #59 to #31 - nastoy ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
think about it, 0,4 seconds to shoot one bullet, even at range, and you hit both shots, it takes you about a second to fire both bullets, in that time the enemy could have easily just wrecked you with their rifle.
User avatar #104 to #59 - klaes (12/13/2015) [-]
It's still disgustingly good for jigglepeaking and amazing for pre-firing spots
#70 to #59 - fergin (12/13/2015) [-]
Its not a primary anymore, still not a bad eco round though. Plus you can right click 2 shot people close quarters.
#66 to #59 - grizzledick (12/13/2015) [-]
Ofcourse a rifle should wreck the R8, It's a $850 pistol. still doesn't make it bad.
User avatar #43 to #31 - camcg (12/13/2015) [-]
It's cause it takes a second to shoot but I still like it
User avatar #67 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
"It's high noon..."
User avatar #44 - franklyimaperson ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
I just started CS:GO recently, any suggestions on how to git gud, because so far I have gotten raped 8 ways from sunday on most rounds on casual
User avatar #54 to #44 - thenewgizmobox (12/13/2015) [-]
Learn the callouts for your favorite maps, if you don't know an areas callout you can see it's name in the top left of your screen when you're standing there (although these may sometimes not be accurate). Work on your movement, specifically stutterstepping, this is where you spam a then d over and over shooting when your character stops so you can stay accurate while making yourself a harder target.
good luck out there m8
#117 to #44 - rongdisk (12/13/2015) [-]
Play dust 2, learn the callouts, learn to pre-aim common spots/check corners,. Also josh nissan has some good theory videos on his channel. Smart guy.
The best way to get better is just play. Communication is key, you will never win without callouts and teamwork. steel on consistency & understanding what engagements to take
User avatar #52 to #44 - darksideofthebeast (12/13/2015) [-]
Download aim maps from workshop, work on aim.
Youtube pro tips (From actual pros) watch a bunch of that **** , practice and watch a lot of pro matches.

Oh and fix your crosshair placement, I'm sure if you're new you stare at the ground, don't... Look to where you expect your enemy to be.
User avatar #68 to #44 - happyhadgrenade (12/13/2015) [-]
Practice. Practice. Practice

But seriously the more you play, the more you pick up on mechanics and map flow. Its not easy to start out but just keep at it, take advice from people you meet (provided its actual advice and not 'kill yourself' or something) and just watch youtube tutorials and such.
#50 - mrwillje (12/13/2015) [-]
mfw csgo now
User avatar #21 - lordsaucy (12/13/2015) [-]
I really don't care for the R8. Damn thing has spread like a shot gun.
User avatar #23 to #21 - goobyman (12/13/2015) [-]
you. you don't hold the right mouse button. neither do you use that except in face-to face
you're supposed to be using the charged shot. not this ****
User avatar #25 to #23 - lordsaucy (12/13/2015) [-]
If I pull out my pistol it's because I need it right then and am probably about to get shot. I don't have time to be ******* around with a charge shot.
User avatar #30 to #25 - rainbowhead (12/13/2015) [-]
eco rounds m8
#126 - fredburger (12/15/2015) [-]
**fredburger used "*roll picture*"**
**fredburger rolled image**
<---MFW new update
User avatar #110 - zhayce (12/13/2015) [-]
They have seen too much One Punch Man and wanted to make the One Shot Revolver.
#96 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
You're a few days late to the party. It got nerfed already. Not even a big impact anymore. Plus just hop on cevo, no one buys it at all. Same for esea.
User avatar #95 - notsofriendly (12/13/2015) [-]
I dont play cs:go anymore... Its as the other players KNOW where you are at any time.. And there are much more but i think you know what those are not butthurt, just tired of people ruining a good game
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