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Never fuck with anon

we me
we 16
yhave 8110
knever wants to have sex
efil months later
teem ***** this cocksucker at a party
bl rage
hard
Tthink leng and hard Mwi get revenge
she has idea i know)
acne night have her ever for Clevie
start making out, things get steamy
excuse me EHO, i need poop
we in bathromm
and jizz en fingers
we back to cetch
wick up where we started
hi break up with her week later
months later, shes wage as ****
thinks its his kid
years later and they are married and are raising my offspring
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#8 - bobfreakingdole (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If it be true, biologically speaking that is a win-win. He got a chick pregnant and some other poor **** has to raise the kid? Free reproductive success man.
#4 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [+] (21 replies)
Absolutely no chance at all that she got pregnant from being actually ****** in stead... 2/10, would not read again.
User avatar #5 to #4 - naitsabesh ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I bet you're real fun at parties.
#3 - jsereturns (05/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Damn, he really 						******					 her life over.
Damn, he really ****** her life over.
#43 - marsblackmon (05/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
1. Now wait a couple of years
2. Tell the cocksucker the kid isn't his.
3. Make sure they get a blood test
4. Watch their marriage fall apart
Profit???
User avatar #15 - fuzzyballs (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
it probably IS his kid
#10 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [+] (7 replies)
that is by far the most beta story I have EVER read. .... no this deserves an exclamation mark!!! actually 3.
#29 - WillWalrus (05/03/2014) [-]
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#6 - siriusfakk (05/03/2014) [-]
Not sure if Win or looze.
Not sure if Win or looze.
User avatar #45 - Metallicock (05/03/2014) [-]
That god she didn't bring you on Maury or Jerry Springer
#37 - fourchinsbrah (05/03/2014) [-]
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#7 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Erm. The sperm would not survive the trip back from the bathroom if they were on his fingers.
User avatar #14 to #9 - marohawk (05/03/2014) [-]
The answer depends on a number of factors, the most important of which is where the sperm are located. On a dry surface, such as clothing or bedding, sperm are dead by the time the semen has dried. In water, such as a warm bath or hot tub, sperm will likely live longer because they thrive in warm, wet environments; however, the chances sperm in a tub of water will find their way inside a female bather and cause her to become pregnant are extremely low.

Inside a woman's body, sperm can live for up to five days depending on the conditions. If you have unprotected sex even a few days before your partner ovulates, there is a chance of achieving a pregnancy
#2 - tiles (05/02/2014) [-]
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#1 - HellsSponge ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
#40 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
Ha you said Long and hard
#11 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
@ the title: I'm pretty sure that's one of the things that pissed off anon.
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