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wcpapier ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] Hi few things to start off with =] 1. Yes i commented because you are a female FJ'er 'this an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm wcpapier 3. Don't be intimidated, but i am not a stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one reposting memes
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historycanon (01/05/2016) [-] You're the guy who cleans up other people's **** (pun intended)
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cooperdewoop (01/05/2016) [-] Hmm i guess i was making fun of admins micro penis and got carried away. Im sure yours is sufficient
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TestesFly ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] My, uh, friend wants to know how do I get peanut butter out of pubes? I'm asking for a friend.
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shouldibedoingthis [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
Take a shower, maybe bring in some coconut oil with you? Or worst case scenario just shave them off. Wash the razor after and sharpen it against denim to make sure it's not ruined by the PB though.
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rocketelbow (01/05/2016) [-] You make it sound like you have personal experience with this...
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shouldibedoingthis [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
Well I figure Nutella and Peanut Butter are similar enough consistencies to apply to one another.
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cooperdewoop (01/05/2016) [-] Where is the clitoris, i am having trouble finding it. I heard it was probably in your purse because 9 times out of 10, thats where it is when a girl looses stuff.
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shouldibedoingthis [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
The clitoris is actually in her purse, you're correct. Keep looking around there. And try using your tongue.
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shouldibedoingthis [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
And please be gentle, at least at first. ****** sensitive, yo.
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shouldibedoingthis [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
Try right above the naughty purse, by the opening.
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OtisMcWonderful (01/05/2016) [-] Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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chosenonex ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
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OtisMcWonderful (01/05/2016) [-] If I had been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, I would use anyone even to go look more to decide as far as you been. But when you had been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, what look to go more like did you even decide to use?
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chosenonex ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] In the off chance that we both been far as decided to use even go want to do look as anyone can, it would be at that moment in time that the world even as far to go on the decision to use even by anyone is.
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Abortedwafflez (01/05/2016) [-] I've recently been depressed. After my girlfriend died and my mothers health slowly deteriorating, I haven't been able to smile or do much of anything. The only thing that's keeping me from ending it all is my families business which i'm managing currently. My father started it and dedicated his whole life to it. I don't think I have it in me to just give up on my life when my father put so much work into this. We work in analyzing markets for certain companies to figure out their target audience. But with no recent clients, we haven't been able to sustain the business. I only have one client, which my father employed that I am overseering after he died. I am reluctant to even do anything about it either considering it was the very last client he hired and it gives me some unnecessary anxiousness. It's for a competitor of a popular food company to understand who their main consumers are and what makes it sell. Last time I tried to work on it I just broke down crying. The stress is getting to me. I just don't get it. Why do kids love the cinnamony taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
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shouldibedoingthis [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
Because it is filled with sugar and humans are programmed to eat as much sugar as they can while it's available to save for when it will not be around. Also sugar and cinnamon are yummy and largely applicable to most palates, particularly the less developed one of small children.
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regularorange (01/05/2016) [-] Im currently in Middle School and I don`t have any idea if they like me, I also don`t really care dor a grillfiend because I know it will all probably end when I go to university, so my question is if you`ve been to the Cloud District very often
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mydickinyourmouth (01/05/2016) [-]
How does it make yo feel to know that lots of people are masturbating looking at pictures of you?
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shouldibedoingthis [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
It's a confidence-booster when I need it But I've been trying to not place so much value on my appearance and how people perceive me recently.
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patpatpatrick (01/05/2016) [-]
What's a first date idea that's not the standard ''movie / coffee shop / walk in the park'' thing? I'm wanting something that's, I dunno, out of the box? I know it's really depends, but I sort of need an outside opinion.
cheers!
cheers!
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anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Bowling or mini golf. They are fun somewhat cheesy activities that are enjoyable no matter what your skill level is. You get a chance to talk as you play and the activity keeps the evening moving. If you want to double down on the cheesy fun you can do the old "let me show you how to do that" move and put your arms around them and show them the motion they should do to make the shot. A plus side for both activities is that they will be bending down facing away from you giving you a chance to check them out.
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kbvskoolaid (01/05/2016) [-] i'm not a hot grill but i took my current girlfriend rock climbing for our first date. I read somewhere that if you do something exciting on a first date the girl is more likely to associate you with thrill or enjoyment.
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cloakndagger ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] My advice? Bro to bro? Just go and do things. I remember a date I went on where we just rode bikes around town and went wherever seemed cool. We went to a graveyard and visited the grave of the last victim of a local serial killer from like 100 years ago, rode around town some more, picked up some dairy queen, and then we rode around the lake around the time the sun started to set. That's when the stars pretty much aligned, because I saw a climbable tree right next to the lake. We stopped the bikes, climbed up into the tree, and we sat on a branch that was positioned perfectly and watched the sun go down, with her resting her head on my shoulder. That moment, sitting in that tree, it was ******* perfect. Too perfect to have been planned.
Honstly, I think the best things are often things that aren't planned. Leave a lot of **** open. Just go and live.
Honstly, I think the best things are often things that aren't planned. Leave a lot of **** open. Just go and live.
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alfonshister ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] your username reminded me that we had one retard in our French class who didn't understand the difference between "heurs" and "ours"
Good memories.
Good memories.
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whatdoyawant (01/05/2016) [-] is there anyway to take a nap and NOT wake up feeling like a bus hit you while you were eating an ashtray?
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shouldibedoingthis [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
Well there are things known as micronaps, and I think the ideal amount of naptime is 10-20 minutes? They should also correspond to your body's cycles. Or if you need a longer nap, go longer than 90 minutes. You should either be able to enter into a deep level of sleep, or simply snooze in the more shallow areas of unconsciousness.
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syntheticdoll (01/05/2016) [-] Drink coffee, take a nap, caffeine kicks in about 30 minutes later, wake up with the boost of coffee.
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whatdoyawant (01/05/2016) [-] and if that doesnt work..atleast i have coffee..good plan.
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georgequentin (01/05/2016) [-]
What is the ideal size for a penis?
And also what movie is the best movie?
Not necessarily your personal answers, just sort of the CORRECT answers, you know...
And also what movie is the best movie?
Not necessarily your personal answers, just sort of the CORRECT answers, you know...
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shouldibedoingthis [OP](01/07/2016) [-]
Ideal size? I'd say around 7 inches. Although it's not all about length, it's equally girth and how you use it. But best movie? For me is either Rubber or Clockwork Orange
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frostbeard ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] This may sound a bit overwhelming but I always wanted to ask a girl this one question...
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