Navy Seals
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galkawhm (05/20/2015) [-] What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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lennylorenzo (05/20/2015) [-] What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rumba Testing Facility, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids under the couch and I have over 300 confirmed clean ups. I am trained in vacuum warfare and I’m the top cleaner in the entire supply closet. You are nothing to me but just another dust bunny. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the house? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the living room and your grime trail is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* cleaned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can clean you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bristles. Not only am I extensively trained in suction, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Under the Sink Cleaning Supplies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* cleaned, kiddo.
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lennylorenzo (05/20/2015) [-] What the *Dolphin noise* did you just ******* say about me, you little *Dolphin noise*? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the patty flipper academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the chum bucket, and I have over 300 sales . I am trained in gorilla coooking and I’m the top frycook in the entire bikini bottom fry forces. You are nothing to me but just another plantion. I will wipe you the *Dolphin noise out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this ocean, mark my *Dolphin noise*ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me in my krusty crab? Think again, barnaclehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of patty flippers across the ocean and your food is getting over cooked right now so you better prepare for the meal, maggot. The meal that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your tastebuds. You’re *dolphin noise* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in patty flipping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the fly cooks spatula warehouse and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable tastebuds off the face of the ocean, you little *dolphin noise*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *dolphin noise* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you *Dolphin noise* idiot. I will *Dolphin noise* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *Dolphin noise* dead, kiddo.
