Natural selection is coming for you. .. Let's disregard the fact that it is much easier to pour milk that way natural Selection open Milk idiot
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#1 - hitwright ONLINE (08/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Let's disregard the fact that it is much easier to pour milk that way
User avatar #18 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
actually this means you think outside the box.
#4 - maguitox (08/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This happened to me when I got an orange juice from a mcdonalds
#25 - jellybob (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So pour your milk and learn from your mistake.
So pour your milk and learn from your mistake.
#2 - thewizardsage (08/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Isn't this how you open it in grade school? I'm not going to lie, after 180 days of 12 years pouring milk from those, you'd pour 2160 quarts of milk (provided you didn't miss a single day of American school). More than enough to have it hardwired in your brain that that's how you open those milks.

2160 quarts = 540 gallons.
If you drank one milk per day every day of school until you graduate, that's 4,644 pounds of milk, or 2.322 short tons. (Short ton = US ton. Short ton = 2000 pounds, US. Long ton = 2240 pounds, or UK ton. Metric ton = 1000 kg, or 2204 pounds)
#20 - saladtongsofdeath (08/06/2014) [+] (11 replies)
wait a minute.... why is your milk in a carton?? i get it in a bag
User avatar #17 - mistlarousse (08/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I poured orange juice on my cereal bowl
User avatar #46 - mcrut (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
To be honest i might have done the same thing too, i came from a generation of lunchrooms who gave out milk in cartons where you would do that. It is the first thing that comes to mind when opening a carton
User avatar #57 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
No, this is it's most pure form.
User avatar #44 - plumpbooty (08/06/2014) [-]
This actually seems better to me, now that I think about it. Those caps are built in a way that always leaves some milk inside an empty carton, but having it pour from the side won't do that. But you're still going to spoil that **** .
#30 - fefe (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's ok if you like your milk in the back instead of the front. I don't judge you OP.
User avatar #29 - brettyoke (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't ******* get it. Why is he stupid?
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#19 - eiagunmen (08/06/2014) [-]
Atleast the way you opened it looks perfect..too perfect.
User avatar #15 - sinonyx (08/06/2014) [-]
nah

you know how to get all the milk out of the carton
User avatar #14 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
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