Natural Selection

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(03/24/2014)[-]

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey.

#2 to #1 - akrasial

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(03/24/2014)[-]

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

#3 to #2 - rikter

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(03/24/2014)[-]

You open the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in.

#4 to #3 - akrasial

Reply+1

(03/24/2014)[-]

Yay!

Finally, someone who has heard that one! You skipped a step, mind; but you still got it correct!

#5 to #4 - rikter

Reply+1

(03/24/2014)[-]

Do you know how you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?

#6 to #5 - akrasial

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(03/24/2014)[-]

Hmm; no, haven't heard that part of the joke apparently.

Lemme guess: Either the giraffe won't fit, or all the peanut butter's gone?

Wait...
I'd suspect I would realise there was an elephant in the fridge when I opened the fridge.

#7 to #6 - rikter

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(03/24/2014)[-]

There's footprints in the butter

#8 to #7 - akrasial

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(03/24/2014)[-]

#9 to #8 - rikter

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(03/24/2014)[-]

But how do you know that there are two elephants in the fridge?
They snicker when the light goes out

#10 to #9 - akrasial

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(03/24/2014)[-]

more footprints?

#11 to #10 - rikter

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(03/24/2014)[-]

The answer is hidden in the spoiler.
How do you know there are three elephants in the fridge?
The door won't quite shut no matter how you push

#12 to #11 - akrasial

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(03/24/2014)[-]

Ah, I see!

#13 to #12 - rikter

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(03/24/2014)[-]

But how do you there are four elephants in the fridge?
There's a Mini Cooper parked in front

#16 - thegrohltroll

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(03/25/2014)[-]

Why?

#14 - narutonine

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(03/25/2014)[-]

**narutonine rolled a random image posted in comment #264 at Trippyjunk ** Epic facepalm (Hoping for the best picture)

#15 to #14 - anon id: 566197d9

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(03/25/2014)[-]

*roll picture <-- The picture of hope