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Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba. Bitches suck my dick because I look like J.K. Rowling.. THE CIRCLE OF LIFE At age 16 success IS having a drivers license. having m

Bitches suck my dick because I look like J.K. Rowling.

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
At age 16 success IS
having a drivers license.
having money.
having a drivers license.
At age is
c','" having friends.
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User avatar #10 - traveltech (06/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Let's see, I'm 21

Well I had a driver's liscence at 16
#12 to #10 - szatan (06/21/2014) [-]
i'm 26.
i'm not peeing in my pants
User avatar #20 - wthree (06/21/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Americans get their driver's license before they sex?
User avatar #25 to #20 - mrblueftw (06/21/2014) [-]
yup. one time I tried having sex but I didn't have my license so I had to wait.
did you know different people have sex at different ages
#43 - ireallylikepotatoe (06/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>at 16 success is having a drivers license

yeah, well **** you too buddy.
User avatar #46 - pabloenis (06/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
How do you have sex?
User avatar #47 to #46 - jonnyp (06/21/2014) [-]
>get naked
>belly flop on partner
>flail around like a fish outta water
#52 - stevethecheese (06/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Wrong, having money at all ages is success!
#53 - lolcandyman (06/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>tfw NEET
>tfw no friends
>tfw no driver license
>tfw still haven't had sex
>tfw this is all true
#59 to #53 - silenttortoise (06/22/2014) [-]
>pay for prostitute
>buy her dinner afterwards
>now you have had sex and have a new friend
>pay for more sex so she stays your friend
>go to DMV with prostitute
>pay for her to have sex with driving exam proctor
>pass drivers test
>leave prostitute at DMV because no one once a prostitute as a friend, and now that you have a car you can easily make friends who need someone to give them rides
>You now have had sex, have a license and have friends!
User avatar #22 - notnewaccount (06/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My grandma is 90, still has the driving license (and drives), and doesn't pee her pants.
User avatar #27 to #22 - EnergizierAnon (06/21/2014) [-]
well, double success.
#36 - sonnyboii ONLINE (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Tfw you can never be a success in many parts of the world at 16 because you cant get a license before 18 For cars of course
#82 - proffesionallurker (06/22/2014) [-]
< The title
< The title
#48 - newdevyx (06/21/2014) [-]
>Pissing in pants at age 4
+3
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User avatar #76 - nudybooty (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm a failure.
User avatar #58 - cubanwhiteman (06/22/2014) [-]
To a 16 year old, I've accomplished success
To a 20 year old, I've accomplished success.
To a 4 year old, I'm a disappointment.
#45 - skysailor (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm 20 going on 21 and I've failed all of them.

Though the pissing my pants was due to laughing so hard, so I'm not sure if that counts.
#33 - pigsnax (06/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Pssssh. It seems like now at age 15, success is having sex. At age 16, success is having sex in your car.
#73 - duedum (06/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>age 20 success is having sex
>not the perfect age: 16

Stay pleb, FJ. Keep shigging the diggy
User avatar #84 to #73 - azraelthemage (06/22/2014) [-]
Believe it or not, the average age for a person to lose their virginity is between age 18 and 21.
#55 - drhard (06/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I had sex at 16 and got my drivers license at 20, the 			****		 do you call that?
I had sex at 16 and got my drivers license at 20, the **** do you call that?
#54 - hydromatic (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Implying every single person in the entire world is the same, and will go through the same thing at the same age as every other human being in the world.
User avatar #89 - Kadzait (06/22/2014) [-]
Clever title is clever
It's the opening to "The circle of Life"
User avatar #17 - helgheimftw (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
in norway we have to be 18 to have a driverlicens on a car...
but hey we can **** 16 year olds
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