Na na na carry me. .. This is a diagram of what's happening. Batman and Flash are just being logical. Na na carry me This is a diagram of what's happening Batman and Flash are just being logical
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - xmonke
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This is a diagram of what's happening. Batman and Flash are just being logical.
#82 to #10 - anon id: 0608be50
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You pushed the button didn't you?
#63 to #10 - trivdiego
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actually I bet they are attacking from two fronts in order to gain the tactical advantage.
#104 to #63 - atrocitustheking
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I've seen this several times, yet I keep cracking up at it.
#85 to #10 - toosexyforyou
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What's really happening.
User avatar #86 to #85 - toosexyforyou
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My paint skills yo
User avatar #132 to #85 - toosexyforyou
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Lmfao I drew that **** while I was high as ****
#23 to #10 - alexdevlin
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Your batman drawing looks way too similar to this gif and I cant stop laughing
Your batman drawing looks way too similar to this gif and I cant stop laughing
#4 - kennyh
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Batman Beyond FTW
#5 to #4 - Lewx
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i ******* love Batman Beyond
imma download the comic right now.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rabaneristo
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Comic? You mean there's a *********** BB comic and I never read it?
OFF TO THE PIRATE BAY!
#7 to #6 - senorfrog
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There are like 2 series or more if I remember right
User avatar #8 to #7 - harryboom
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6 series. it's currently running as batman beyond 2.0
User avatar #55 to #4 - fedegon
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I ******* loved how the story was originally about revenge, but he decided to help Blight once he realized his own son was trying to kill him, and that's when he truly became the goddamn batman.
#18 to #4 - ryukzm
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Here, have this. Unfortunately i believe it's fake
#97 to #18 - wobblewub
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OOOH GOODDDD   
   
please let this happen.
OOOH GOODDDD

please let this happen.
#19 to #18 - kennyh
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yes it's fake. There are several fake batman beyond movie posters
User avatar #75 to #19 - kerfufflemachtwo
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I think...I think that's Clint on the left...
User avatar #76 to #75 - kennyh
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yea he's supposed to be retired bruce wayne
User avatar #77 to #76 - kerfufflemachtwo
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Yeah, I thought that.

I think they took that from Gran Torino, though.
#37 to #4 - Tyranitar
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I miss that show.

I nearly wet myself when they put him in Injustice, though.
User avatar #81 to #37 - deandrummer
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he was an extra skin in Arkham City, as well
#128 to #37 - dracorex
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He's also a bonus costume in Arkham Asylum 2.
#38 to #37 - Bobtheblob
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I need it.   
   
(Does he speak with his Batman Beyond voice? Or is it Kevin Conroy's voice?)
I need it.

(Does he speak with his Batman Beyond voice? Or is it Kevin Conroy's voice?)
User avatar #40 to #38 - Tyranitar
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Sadly, it's still the same voice (I think it's just Bruce Wayne wearing the Beyond suit) but it's still awesome.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohl61To7gIg Here you go.
#56 - armitronite
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THIS
#73 to #56 - anon id: 099f6d5b
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The ending killed it! That was great!
#103 to #56 - guitarnigger
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i hate it when they spoil super heroes or something like that and make them look harmless
#11 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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I hate batman so much... he's not even a real super hero. There's nothing super about him. He's just a hero. He's basically a smart ninja... are ninjas super heroes? No. Batman should not be part of the justice league. He's a ******* glorified detective. He has no super powers. He's not super human. He's a regular ninja. Call him a hero, but not a SUPER hero.
#50 to #11 - jokerchase
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He may not have super powers, but he has beaten Superma's ass
User avatar #72 to #50 - ThunderChunderFrom
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Not really.
#60 to #50 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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Posted this below. You obviously didn't see it.

You know what? Let's ******* talk about superman vs Batman because this **** always pisses me off. Superman moves at 7x the speed of ******* light. Please tell me how the **** Batman, a human, can keep up with that sheer amount of speed? He ******* can't. Superman would knock Batman's head off before Batman even blinks, let alone takes that ******** ring out of his ******** belt and puts it on. He wont be able to pull the trigger in time. Superman is just too god damn fast. But let's say Batman has kryptonite and somehow uses it. Superman can and HAS overcome the effects it has on him for minutes at a time. He simply powered through it. He wont need a few minutes to kill Batman. He can overpower it for minutes at a time. But he ALSO has a ******* suit which COMPLETELY nullifies kryptonite. The closest thing I can compare it to is a radiation suit. Kryptonite has no effect on him in that thing. Anyway you put it, Batman is utterly ******.
User avatar #74 to #60 - leevoquer
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The reason I love Batman over Superman is that Batman IS just a guy. A guy with toys, sure, but still. Superman has powers that defy nature as we know it. Batman, even without all those abilities, has the balls to fight evil and defend his fellow man. He uses his finances to fight bad guys. Instead of being a millionaire playboy, he dedicated his free time to fighting crime. He is just a guy, and therefore more relatable, likeable character. Instead of reading a Superman comic and wishing I had superpowers to seek justice for the weak, I read Batman as a kid and felt like I could make a difference just being me. THAT is why Batman is the hero I favor. If it came down to a fight, we all know who'd win- that's just a ridiculous argument.
#117 to #60 - diffusion
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enough?
enough?
#142 to #117 - masterofanon
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what is this from?
#139 to #117 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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That would never happen... how the **** can Batman land a punch on a being that moves SEVEN ******* TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT?! This proves my point that Batman's writing is ******** and unrealistic.
#66 to #60 - jokerchase
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Shut the **** up anon
#70 to #66 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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Oh i'm sorry. Obviously you don't like things to be realistic and make sense. You'd rather just cover yours ears and shout "HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMANNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
#71 to #70 - jokerchase
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Sign in and say that to my face
User avatar #52 to #11 - thrashtilldeath
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Boring Batman copypasta
User avatar #57 to #11 - daniboyi
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Soo... your hating batman because he is basically the only one without superpowers, yet willing to fight it all and face any enemy for the sake of humanity? Yet when superman, who is ridiculously overpowered in any way imaginable, fights bad guys it is so badass?
I believe for fact that Batman deserves the most credit of them all, because he IS the only natural human and therefor the one that have every right to say 'no' to it all. Yet he continues to fight for what is right.
Winning a fight against any kind of bad person with supermans powers is like shooting down unarmed people with a machine gun. Easy as hell.
User avatar #61 to #11 - ilikethisusername
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who the **** is this guy posting the same **** over and over again? i swear its probably the same guy with the same I.P. just find him and ban him.
User avatar #65 to #11 - jamiemsm
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and yet he manege to compete on the other "super" heroes level.
really it makes them seem weak, not him
#48 to #11 - recoveryone
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Of course Batman shouldn't be in the Justice League, he should be in the "Batman and his Bitches" league. Cocksucker.
User avatar #53 to #48 - megaton
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why did i think batman was punching superman with a glove made of money and that green stuff was some of it falling off
#62 to #48 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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That picture is complete ********. You know that right? Superman moves at 7 ******* TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT, how the **** can Batman land a punch on him? He. Can't.
User avatar #79 to #62 - leevoquer
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You seem very passionate about this subject, hon. Do I need to remind you that it is a comic and not real life? You don't win brownie points with Superman for ferociously defending his honor on funnyjunk. Chill out.
User avatar #129 to #62 - dracorex
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It looks more like he's throwing kryptonite in his face like some bully at th beach...
#101 to #62 - lemortedemiller
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i'll just leave you with this. Batman has beaten Superman in several comics.
User avatar #106 to #101 - atrocitustheking
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yeah, but Frank Miller can go **** himself.
#130 to #106 - dracorex
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User avatar #133 to #130 - atrocitustheking
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Oh good. I'm not the only one who thinks this.
User avatar #134 to #133 - dracorex
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After the Holy Terror *********, I'm surprised there's anybody who doesn't think that...
User avatar #135 to #134 - atrocitustheking
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I never read Holy Terror, but I could just see the hate oozing out of Dark Knight Rises, his feeling that people who disagreed with him, people like me, didn't deserve to exist, or were "what was wrong with America". It pissed me right off.
He's a fascist, and it shows in his writing.
#136 to #135 - dracorex
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Just keep strong in knowing that any time someone brings up Dark Knight to defend him, just tell 'em all about the horrors of the Dark Knight Strikes back part 2, doubt they'll be making a DC animated original of that!
User avatar #137 to #136 - atrocitustheking
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Actually they did, and it was how I discovered the work. Also, the idea of Superman as Ronald Reagan's bitch, and KILLING PEOPLE? Totally turned me off, even more so than the political venom being spewed.
#140 to #101 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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Because of Batman's horrendous writing. ALL of his fights are insanely one sided and everything just happens to occur EXACTLY how they have to happen in order for Batman to win. It's not just ******* coincidences. It's ********. All of his fights are insanely one sided.
#123 to #101 - dracorex
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With strength enhancing kryptonite gauntlets, a Green Arrow sucker punch assist, and Superman not even fighting back.
With strength enhancing kryptonite gauntlets, a Green Arrow sucker punch assist, and Superman not even fighting back.
User avatar #112 to #101 - yeorey
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Each of the times Batman has beaten Superman, those were not canon, ie Frank Miller comics.
User avatar #87 to #62 - blacklightsun
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Well, as Gods Among Us shows, Batman actually could fight back Superman.
And the reason Batman could do this is because, even Superman being overpowered, Batman is 15 steps over any of his enemies.
He has a plan in case he has to suddenly fight with Superman, either he dies or not he is ready to stop Superman at any moment.
#126 to #87 - dracorex
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Injustice followed in the vein of DCvsMK for needing an excuse as to how the Flash and Nightwing can take a bullet to the head without dying (e.g. Magic the great equalizer) by having Superman's One Earth Government develop a strain of Kryptonian nanites call 5-U-930-R which increased the tensile strength of muscle and bone so one punch from someone like Captain Marvel or Wonder Woman wouldn't just blow a hole through Green Arrow or Batman, no planning involved just theft.
User avatar #143 to #126 - blacklightsun
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Yes, but even with that pill Batman avoided direct fight with Superman.
All I'm saying is Batman can fight back, not fist to fist but with plans ans strategies.
#88 to #87 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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His plans are unrealistic, that's the problem. They would never actually work if both Superman and Batman existed. Superman would rip Batman's asshole out of his ******* throat.
User avatar #89 to #88 - blacklightsun
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Batman has the resources to do everything he wants. Besides Superman is so overly overpowered that is actually ridiculous.
And not only the kryptonite makes him powerless, but red sun radiation has the same effect. I guess Batman has red sun light lightbulbs all over the batcave, so Superman 7x light speed is useless.
#90 to #89 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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He moves faster than the light... Superman will be fine. And he has overcome his weakness to krpyonite for a few minutes at a time. Also if Batman gets to plan why the **** does superman not? That's only fair. Superman has a suit that nullifies kryptonite entirely. Same thing with any form of radiation which the red sun gives off. Superman wins 10 out of 10 times.
User avatar #107 to #90 - quadrilateral
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See, the problem with that argument, is that's just how it works when you're against the ************* batman. He's already planned for your plans, and has been planning for several years before.
That's one of the things that makes him so damn great.
#141 to #107 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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Tell me how he could possibly make a plan to defeat a being strong enough to move the entire planet and move 7 times the speed of light. The fastest thing he could possibly get his hands on is a lazer which moves at the speed of light. Superman is 7 times faster than that. He could walk away from it.
User avatar #120 to #107 - hydraetis
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That reasoning also makes Batman terribly bland and boring.

Like in that post a while ago where you had to choose one person and all others would hunt you.

For example, some of the arguments I saw with Vader vs. Batman:
Lightsaber? Batman would have super advanced emp ****.
The Force? Batman would have some gas grenade to hamper Vader's abilities.
Deathstar? Batman would be out in space and on the star before you had a chance to blow up the Earth.

Part of what makes a hero interesting is the possibility of them being able to lose. I mean, Batman is cool, but all of these non-stop arguments that essentially claim Batman to be some omnipotent super-being really kill the image for me.
User avatar #138 to #120 - quadrilateral
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But there ARE people who beat Batman. The people who are just as smart as him, plan as much as him, and are as strong or stronger than him. I mean, even in the comics, Bane ****** Batman's **** up. I really should have clarified in my post that the planning only works if he already knows who you are.
User avatar #127 to #120 - dracorex
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The really sad thing about this is that this sometimes leaks into cannon with plenty of Bat-Centric righters like Doug Moench. Dude had to make a Spawn vs Bats comic and thought "Huh, who would win? The Superpowered demon with magical powers, or a dude in really good shape and a bat fetish..." and that's how batman defeated Spawn...wut?
User avatar #93 to #90 - blacklightsun
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Superman doesn't have plans as complex and further sighted than Batman's because he hasn't had the training Batman had, therefore, his mind is relatively weak and can be broken (as shown in God Among Us)
I have made a little research and couldn't find the fact you use as shield the most, although Superman's suit is in fact invulnerable, it doesn't insulate Superman fron any kind of radiation, and eve it did, Superman could be affected by radiation via his face and hands, as they're not covered in this "special" fabric.
And yes, Superman could kill Batman easily, but even tho Batman would have a plan to control/restrain/kill Superman. And Superman can be killed and actually has been killed, in several comics, and in the alternative timeline shown in DCUniverse Online, where Lex kills Superman an Brainiac taken advantage enslaves humanity.
#20 to #11 - comradewinter
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Batman represents human power. If a human is fighting an elephant hand-to-hand, or his otherwise natural abilities, he's ******. But if the human makes a gun and shoots it, he wins. And that's how Batman works. His supernatural ability is his indefinate perfection. Even if he fought Superman, he could've won using a kryptonite gun. He's the very image of human technology and development.
#22 to #20 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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You know what? Let's ******* talk about superman vs Batman because this **** always pisses me off. Superman moves at 7x the speed of ******* light. Please tell me how the **** Batman, a human, can keep up with that sheer amount of speed? He ******* can't. Superman would knock Batman's head off before Batman even blinks, let alone takes that ******** ring out of his ******** belt and puts it on. He wont be able to pull the trigger in time. Superman is just too god damn fast. But let's say Batman has kryptonite and somehow uses it. Superman can and HAS overcome the effects it has on him for minutes at a time. He simply powered through it. He wont need a few minutes to kill Batman. He can overpower it for minutes at a time. But he ALSO has a ******* suit which COMPLETELY nullifies kryptonite. The closest thing I can compare it to is a radiation suit. Kryptonite has no effect on him in that thing. Anyway you put it, Batman is utterly ******. "BUT HE'S THE GOD DAMN BATMAN" shut the **** up.
User avatar #131 to #22 - dracorex
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So in order to make the fight completely even it would have to be Mecha Suit Batman vs Anti Kryptonite Suit Superman, giving Bats the strength to combat Superman as well as nullifying any ******** like red suns or kryptonite exploits.
User avatar #31 to #22 - mehehe
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actually batman did beat superman once. look it up
User avatar #67 to #31 - ThunderChunderFrom
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What's the source on this?
#34 to #31 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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Because of absolute and utter ********. In a realistic 1 vs 1 fight superman would destroy Batman. But Batman writing is always extremely unfair and 1 sided.
User avatar #36 to #34 - mehehe
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that could be considered realistic, Batman has a epic ******* of cash so everything that's there could be easily aquired or made.

either way, in a realistic fight batman would use kryptonite over and over until he was beaten or he'd get wrecked like intstantly.
#42 to #36 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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Like I said, 7x the speed of light. How can Batman compete with that? He can't. Batman wouldn't land a finger on Superman before his head is ripped off. Also like I said Superman can overcome the effects of kryptonite for minutes at a time. He'll be fine.
User avatar #114 to #42 - lyiat
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In a 'realistic fight' following the laws of physics of this universe, Superman would ******* atomize himself from attempting to move half that ******* speed.
User avatar #26 to #22 - krisaeron
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lol u mad. It is just comics. Relax fan boy.
#28 to #26 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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Yes I am mad because of all of these annoying ass Batman fanboys.

"HE'S THE GOD DAMN BATMANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! HE'S BATMANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S THE ******* BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!"
User avatar #29 to #28 - krisaeron
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Well, yeah. He IS, in fact, the goddamned Batman. The Superhero of Gotham. The super human of the Justice League.
#108 to #11 - anon id: 75d9c24e
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**** u peace of **** ****** asshole cunt
User avatar #110 to #11 - tacogrenade
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zimmerman>batman
User avatar #113 to #11 - lyiat
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And yet Batman does everything that the other superheros do, better, without superpowers. He's superior to the rest of humanity, and equal to his peers. He's a superhero. Get rustled more.
#116 to #11 - basichaharemix
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No super powers, yet he still managed to kick the **** out of the ones that do have super powers.
No super powers, yet he still managed to kick the **** out of the ones that do have super powers.
User avatar #24 to #11 - Hreidmar
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Fellas... this exact comment has appeared at least 5 times on Batman related content. While you're all making great arguments, they're wasted here. Let's not feed the little green twit under the bridge.
#33 to #24 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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Are you retarded? Can you not read? I'm clearly having conversations below you. If you have nothing to add then don't even bother commenting.
User avatar #58 to #11 - twofreegerbils
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Isn't there a DBZ post somewhere that you should be commenting on?
#51 to #11 - chaoticfox
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but batman fights SUPER villains so that makes him a SUPERhero in my book
#64 to #51 - hellomynameisgodsy
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You make him sound so cute somehow.
#44 to #11 - anon id: f7e85b7d
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I agree with you.
User avatar #59 to #44 - ilikethisusername
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samefag.
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#105 to #11 - hellstar
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**** your opinion, the fact that Batman always does the right thing makes him a superhero in my book, I don't care how cheesy that sounds. It's how superhero's are supposed to be.
#12 to #11 - milosman
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Do you even know his story? he wasn't lucky enough to get powers, no. but he still got trained and taught at a level of almost superhuman. thats why he is a superhero and at that, my favourite
#13 to #12 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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ALMOST superhuman. Meaning not superhuman. He's a peak human, not super. He's a hero, there's no denying that. I completely agree with that. He just isn't a SUPER hero.
User avatar #17 to #13 - raginhardon
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Wikipedia definition of superhero:

"A superhero (sometimes rendered super-hero or super hero) is a fictional character "of unprecedented physical prowess dedicated to acts of derring-do in the public interest"."

So a superhero doesn't mean they are required to have superpowers. Unprecedented physical prowess just means they have to be at the peak of human/species/races physical condition; therefore, by that definition, Batman qualifies as a superhero.

tid-bit the first comic character to be labeled as a super hero didn't even have powers.

also there's also the time he became a green/black/white lantern. aside from the green lantern transformation, the other two are canon. so he did become a superhero by your definition/opinion at one point.
#27 to #17 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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**** wikipedia. The actual ******* dictionary.

Superhero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil.
User avatar #47 to #27 - yentabear
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Some could argue that the superhuman power he possesses is literally the power to overcome and think of any strategy that would otherwise rip any human's face off. Yes, in a realistic fight, if you took away all of Batman's money rendering him peak human, he wouldn't stand a chance. But the real superhuman power he possesses that a lot of humans do not is the power to be able to create many things that would otherwise render another super hero's powers ineffective.

I can understand that the writing for Batman is extremely one-sided, but that is because he is strapped with cash and can do so many things with it. You can say the exact same for Superman in a sense that he can move at 7 times the speed of light. Sure, money can't do that, but money can otherwise protect himself in situations that would anally destroy any human like Batman.
#14 to #13 - milosman
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fair enough, but being in the same league as a bunch of real super heroes is quite impressive for a mere man
User avatar #102 to #11 - crazyhindu
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Two things yeah he is a glorified detective HE'S the ******* reason detective comics or DC is even a thing right now he ******* started the justice league and no one ever called him a super hero he is a hero. he's just really super.
#15 to #11 - xmonke
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I agree that it's kind of weird for Batman to be in the JLA, but he is a superhero. He's basically a depiction of human perfection. He's toned his mind and body to compete and keep up with the super-superheroes. He is super, just in a different sense of the word.
#92 to #15 - simplelife
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Batman isn't officially part of the Justice League. He just helps them when they need it but he sticks to his own agenda.

#16 to #15 - anon id: 3bf6af4a
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He is peak human, not superhuman. There's no arguing he is a hero, he just isn't a SUPER hero.
User avatar #21 to #16 - xmonke
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If you think of it like that, then most of the others aren't superhuman either. Superman and Martian Manhunter are aliens. Green Lantern is powered by alien tech and Wonder Woman doesn't actually have powers. Flash is the only actual superhuman.
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They all are super HUMAN. No one said anything about being super kryptonian or a super martian. Compared to humans they are superhuman. Not compared to their own kind. Compared to humans Batman is peak human. He does not go beyond human.
User avatar #30 to #25 - xmonke
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I'm pretty sure one of the main requirements for being superhuman is being human.
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Superhuman - above or beyond what is human.

As long as you are BEYOND human capabilities you're good.
User avatar #41 to #35 - xmonke
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Superhuman - a human with extraordinary and unusual capabilities.

Like I said, Batman is just super in a different sense of the word.
User avatar #122 to #35 - ianistheman
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So I am superdog, supercat, superhorse etc
#144 to #122 - anon id: 28215bb7
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yes you can be superhorse
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User avatar #115 to #68 - faithrider
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for some reason i am imagining this to the tune of nirvana's "smells like teen spirit"
#45 - royoten
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User avatar #94 to #45 - merrymarvelite
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That's not something a bad guy wants to see coming towards them.
User avatar #54 - thrashtilldeath
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Batman's Calm.
User avatar #95 to #54 - saintinel
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Where is this from?
#96 to #95 - thrashtilldeath
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Justice League Unlimited   
Season 3   
Episode 10
Justice League Unlimited
Season 3
Episode 10
User avatar #69 to #54 - thesinful
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Thank god Superman saved the Earth from crashing into Batman
#46 - jokerchase
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What about the Flash?
User avatar #49 to #46 - slugnugget
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*zoom*
User avatar #78 to #46 - iveseensomethings
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Not supported
User avatar #32 - sidatrollasorus
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at least the flash ran with him ...abit
User avatar #109 - temporalguardian
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Well flash cant fly either
#125 to #109 - anon id: 5f2de79b
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he could make some kind of bike that spins a helicopter propeller.

there, he could fly too.
#111 to #109 - alekksandar
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dunno if someone posted it before
dunno if someone posted it before