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#2 - shagtastic (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm going to keep this.
User avatar #121 to #42 - crankii (04/14/2014) [-]
oh god, why do i like this so much
User avatar #72 to #42 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
I think you should be worried if your port is that sticky....
User avatar #74 to #72 - silverzepher ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
shhh. just let it happen, electronic porn is good
#77 to #42 - thememegod (04/14/2014) [-]
10/10
Would bust a nut too.
#49 to #42 - cthumoo ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
fantastic...
fantastic...
User avatar #126 to #59 - amuter ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Oh god... It's the reddit thread all over again...
#7 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
#39 to #7 - whateverrowsyourbo (04/13/2014) [-]
******* who spends time writing this
#185 to #7 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #25 to #7 - chrispoot ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Lewd
#80 - raexe (04/14/2014) [-]
> mfw i see the comment section
> mfw i see the comment section
#3 - zackariaha (04/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #10 to #3 - whynotzoidberglol (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
#16 to #10 - Omnomnomynous (04/13/2014) [-]
They have down syndromes
Although I thought having sex with a mentally handicapped person was illegal
is this even legal
User avatar #19 to #16 - hecatonchires (04/13/2014) [-]
It's from a dutch show called downistie. It's a soap in which all the actors have down syndrom.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Ut-BzlfOs
#37 to #16 - hitlersgayabortion (04/13/2014) [-]
the short answer is yes it's legal.

the same holds true for instance, if two 10 year olds have sex. technically they are both statutory rapists, but statutes like these have been interpreted to be inapplicable if the defendant is in the group the law was intended to protect. you if a high school guy takes a dick pic and sends it to his girlfriend he is not guilty of child pornography, etc.
User avatar #50 to #37 - sinonyx (04/13/2014) [-]
> if a high school guy takes a dick pic and sends it to his girlfriend he is not guilty of child pornography


you couldn't be more wrong... Teens have actually gone to jail for taking nude picture of themselves and sending it to someone... production and distribution of child porn.. and you even get the added bonus of having to register as a sex offender!
User avatar #52 to #50 - hitlersgayabortion (04/13/2014) [-]
okay, give me a case name. my guess is, if you can show me a case at all, there's some important difference like the person he's sending it to is way younger, like he's 17 and she's 8.
User avatar #82 to #52 - kinginyellow (04/14/2014) [-]
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/08/teen_charged_for_cell_phone_pics/
She's been arrested for pictures of herself taken willingly
www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/sexting-laws.html
And here is the laws based around sexting, the consent defense is the only thing that keeps some courts from charging with a felony, but charges are STILL faced because it's under child porn if the sender is underage.
#66 to #61 - hitlersgayabortion (04/14/2014) [-]
the news articles all involve kids sending the naked images in mass to all their classmates. I'd call that an aggravating circumstance. and the pediatrics article conclusion reads:

"Many of the youth sexting cases that come to the attention of police include aggravating circumstances that raise concerns about health and risky sexual behavior, although some cases were relatively benign. Overall, arrest is not typical in cases with no adults involved."

so you're technically right that there isn't literally zero cases. but the scientific article seems to agree more with the spirit of my statement than yours..... I'd say two high school love birds sending each other naughty pictures don't have much to worry about.
User avatar #70 to #66 - sinonyx (04/14/2014) [-]
of course there's going to be more cases that involve the picture being spread around.. people actually know about it then.. the cases where it's just the two people sexting each other are most likely found out because one of the parents finds the pictures..

just because no one knows you're doing something illegal, doesn't mean it's legal
User avatar #68 to #66 - hitlersgayabortion (04/14/2014) [-]
PS: none of the articles said they went to jail, and i highly doubt any of them did.
User avatar #71 to #68 - sinonyx (04/14/2014) [-]
yeah that's also why i said i wished news sites updated their stories..
#93 to #37 - cuteboot (04/14/2014) [-]
This sounds retarded lol since i cant prove it, but my friend, who's 17, was arrested last week for possession of child pornography because he had a dick pic of a fellow 17 y/o on his phone. The cops interrogated him and kept asking if they had had 'intercourse'. Its one of the stupidest rules, but a rule nonetheless.
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#6 to #3 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
This is adorable!
User avatar #54 to #3 - crackerasscracker (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm resisting the urge to search for down syndrome porn.
User avatar #23 to #3 - neonnurse (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that they both are ******* retards.
User avatar #26 to #23 - sinonyx (04/13/2014) [-]
well.. in like 10 mintues
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#53 to #23 - privatepumpanickel has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #53 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
" ******* " is primarily used as a verb.
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#62 to #58 - opsbuttbuddy (04/14/2014) [-]
and go **** yourself. stop being a stupid cunt
User avatar #63 to #62 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
somebody's mad..
#73 to #58 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
And it was a joke. And you didn't get it. And you're typing "and" to hide your ignorance.
#75 to #73 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk - the only site where you can literally type the one word -  "and" - causing butthurt and getting thumbed down.
Funnyjunk - the only site where you can literally type the one word - "and" - causing butthurt and getting thumbed down.
User avatar #78 to #75 - invasor (04/14/2014) [-]
and?
User avatar #79 to #78 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
exactly.
#96 to #79 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
You used to be that kid that unplugged the nintendo when you were losing, weren't you.
User avatar #98 to #96 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
No, because that would imply I was upset at the fact I accidently posted one word which seemed to upset everyone, only i'm not. Although I wouldn't mind a cheque if those get given out..?
#101 to #98 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
methinks the lady doth protest too much.   
 helpful tip, my friend: the people who are actually not upset/don't care do not spend the time and effort you just did to attempt to prove they aren't upset or don't care.
methinks the lady doth protest too much.
helpful tip, my friend: the people who are actually not upset/don't care do not spend the time and effort you just did to attempt to prove they aren't upset or don't care.
User avatar #102 to #101 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
i'm sorry but if i'm retarded in any way what does that make a cretin like you?
You just left a smug little comment because you wanted to get in with everyone else - proving that you're that kid who tagged along after the crowd shouting "yeah haha good one!" every time somebody had their own opinion, and now YOU'RE replying to me?

>it took no effort at all
>you're the one who is actually trying embarrasingly hard
>move on m8, I am


User avatar #103 to #102 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
Psst. Hey. You're kind of proving my point. Jesus. Eat a snickers or something.
#105 to #103 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Only I actually liked your comment with the "unintelligent comment" award pic, that's why I decided to reply, thinking you were quite cool.   
Then came the accusation that I cared too much, when its actually you.   
It's like that scene in Anger Management - stop telling me i'm mad when i'm not, because that will result in making me mad, and then it will appear your point was right, but it wasnt it was the point that made me mad in the first place.

Only I actually liked your comment with the "unintelligent comment" award pic, that's why I decided to reply, thinking you were quite cool.
Then came the accusation that I cared too much, when its actually you.
It's like that scene in Anger Management - stop telling me i'm mad when i'm not, because that will result in making me mad, and then it will appear your point was right, but it wasnt it was the point that made me mad in the first place.
#106 to #105 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
You've responded 11 times in this thread, deleted 2 comments, left 1 directed at no one in particular, in which you complained to everyone involved why you were getting flak for your comments. I'm not "implying" anything, I'm not assuming, I'm pointing out a fact. This current situation upsets you. A fair bit.
You've responded 11 times in this thread, deleted 2 comments, left 1 directed at no one in particular, in which you complained to everyone involved why you were getting flak for your comments. I'm not "implying" anything, I'm not assuming, I'm pointing out a fact. This current situation upsets you. A fair bit.
User avatar #108 to #106 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
also, I was genuinelly curious as to how saying "and?" caused the red thumbs...
User avatar #109 to #108 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
Sigh. Fine. I'll bite. Because someone made a joke, you didn't get it- reacted negatively, and someone (nicely too, mind you) explained to you, and instead of... I don't know, accepting it with good grace, you belligerently and negatively answered "and?"
User avatar #110 to #109 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
I see now. When typing the "and"s, I really didn't intend for them to come across negatively. I still didn't understand the explanation, so (in my eyes) jokingly repeated myself. But **** like this happens, you can't hear a person in comments, and its fj, so I just take it in my stride.
User avatar #107 to #106 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
I've been responding in mild amusement, entertained by the fact i'm getting a negative reaction. The only time i've felt irritated is when you suggested that I have been all along, as I said before. But i'll let you get the last word, i'm going back to newest uploads now
User avatar #99 to #98 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
posted an un-intelligent comment*, I suppose would be the right answer according to the majority...because I didnt understand a joke
User avatar #200 to #75 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
I didn't thumb you down by the way but typing "and" when you've already been explained a joke is a good way to look like a cunt.
#100 to #75 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
okay can somebody who isn't part of the hyena pack actually explain why i've been so red-thumbed? I literally just said "and", as in please explain your comment - and all of a sudden its un-intelligent and bad?
#118 to #100 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
Yo. You deleted your first comment, so I don't really know what this fight is about, but the reason you are getting red thumbed to hell is because you won't shut up. Let me guess, you made a dumb joke either reiterating the original joke or objecting it or trying to steal thumb like a little comment leech, then, when you got the inevitable red thumb, you started deleting and trying to fight at the same time. You cannot retreat and plunge into battle simultaneously, Kiddo. Literally, the best thing you could do right now is hop to a different bit of content and ignore your notifications icon for an hour or two. You are letting them play with you and it isn't cute to watch, Sweetheart.
User avatar #147 to #118 - paronix ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
This.
User avatar #164 to #100 - looneyfortheluna (04/14/2014) [-]
here's how it is:

I have no idea what caused all this cuz im too lazy to read the entirety of this thread, but speaking from experience I can honestly say it's hit or miss when expressing your opinion.

More often than not, you're gonna get green thumbs unless youre intentionally trolling, but every so often people are gonna think "Hey, this guy is at 3 red thumbs that means people dont like his/her comment so I'll thumb them down, too."

A great example is this comment right here that I'm currently typing. Either nobody (but you cuz it's a reply to your comment) will see it, people will think what a fag for typing all this **** or theyll be like hey i guess hes right.

idgaf either way. bring on the red if thats how it ends up.

Tl;Dr: It doesn't always matter if you're in the right, some people might see your comment as something they don't wanna see so they thumb it down. In the long run, you don't know these people so they don't always represent a good depiction of whether or not your opinion is, as you put it, "un-intelligent and bad."
User avatar #169 to #164 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
I know this well, it's happened before , when i've stated my opinion. But this time, t was for a word, so I was genuinelly quite curious as to why, and then I made the mistake of feeding it rather than leaving it.
User avatar #187 to #169 - sinonyx (04/14/2014) [-]
when you only say "and"

it souds EXTREMELY sarcastic

so in the context you said it it sounded like "and? what's you're point, that doesn't matter right now"
and then yes, you just started feeding them
User avatar #188 to #187 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
I realize that now. I wish I got these many replies on my normal comments
#94 to #58 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
You can't be this stupid.
User avatar #4 - Mintberrycrunsh (04/13/2014) [-]
"That will never fit in my mouggglehblarghblpffffffff....!"
User avatar #5 to #4 - shagtastic (04/13/2014) [-]
*"That will never fit in my porggglehblarghblpffffffff....!"
#97 - catburglarpenis (04/14/2014) [-]
Inb4 ban
Inb4 ban
User avatar #162 to #97 - andovaredoras (04/14/2014) [-]
Last time i posted that, i got banned
#184 to #97 - bigdaddyok (04/14/2014) [-]
Very close to **** ... But still great!
User avatar #190 to #97 - uwbymannen (04/14/2014) [-]
For the love of god, source!
User avatar #191 to #190 - catburglarpenis (04/14/2014) [-]
Comment #119
User avatar #193 to #191 - uwbymannen (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank you. I did not see that comment.
User avatar #195 to #97 - metalheadtildeath (04/14/2014) [-]
so.....this is...not...a hentai?
User avatar #196 to #195 - catburglarpenis (04/14/2014) [-]
It's a complicated series with several nude scenes, but no outright sex. After #119 gave me the sauce down below, I spent hours checking. I was simultaneously leveling my characters, so I didn't consider it time wasted.
User avatar #201 to #196 - metalheadtildeath (04/14/2014) [-]
nothing but teen agnst and inuendos eh? pass. i'd rather not relive middleschool
User avatar #203 to #201 - catburglarpenis (04/14/2014) [-]
That was an awful time for me as well, stranger.
User avatar #212 to #203 - metalheadtildeath (04/15/2014) [-]
highschool wasn't **** . 4th-8th grade was utter hell
User avatar #214 to #212 - catburglarpenis (04/15/2014) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #119 to #97 - zodiacwolf (04/14/2014) [-]
inb4 "Sause plox"

It's To-Love Ru
User avatar #192 to #119 - uwbymannen (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, sir. By the way, i have read the manga but i do certainly not remember this being a part of the story.
User avatar #204 to #192 - zodiacwolf (04/14/2014) [-]
I believe this is part of season 3, To-Love Ru: Darkness

It goes To-Love Ru, Motto To-Love Ru, and then To-Love Ru: Darkness. With a few OVAs
User avatar #205 to #204 - uwbymannen (04/14/2014) [-]
I think I will first wait till To-Love-Ru: Darkness is finished before watching. I hate waiting for new episodes.
User avatar #206 to #205 - zodiacwolf (04/14/2014) [-]
It is finished. It's all finished
User avatar #207 to #206 - uwbymannen (04/14/2014) [-]
Really? Since when?
User avatar #208 to #207 - zodiacwolf (04/14/2014) [-]
A while ago. I watched this atleast last year. I can hook you up with download links if you want
User avatar #209 to #208 - uwbymannen (04/14/2014) [-]
No need. This shaved bear shall search the moon for himself. I have dishonored senpai and shall commit seppuku. See you in the afterlife, my dear friend.

*Moments later* Found it, but thanks anyways.
#15 - skumbaner ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #146 to #15 - jaegarbombastic (04/14/2014) [-]
No no no no.

Just bread.

Just bread damnt.
#138 - givememoarpony (04/14/2014) [-]
the comments are a mess
User avatar #175 to #138 - crimsonsunshine (04/14/2014) [-]
my pants are a mess after these comments.
#17 - officialjg (04/13/2014) [-]
Well, this is a new revelation.
Well, this is a new revelation.
#174 - mrsirius (04/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #194 to #174 - metalheadtildeath (04/14/2014) [-]
elaborate?
User avatar #213 to #202 - metalheadtildeath (04/15/2014) [-]
for her? i think i can handle a little crazy...if she is always "crazy" get me?
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User avatar #122 to #90 - acask (04/14/2014) [-]
have you heard of rule 34
... because someone has to make porn of it
User avatar #128 to #90 - mrdavidamnesia (04/14/2014) [-]
Again.... Predictable....
Actually, do you need me!? At all!?
You make yourself look like an idiot to a whole new degree!
#91 to #90 - bitchesdigcelestia (04/14/2014) [-]
baitless hooks
#217 to #91 - thememegod (04/18/2014) [-]
What about hookless bait?
User avatar #115 to #90 - roflstorm ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
You just made a quote for half of the entire internet
User avatar #129 to #83 - mrdavidamnesia (04/14/2014) [-]
HITGIRL FTW!!!!
#124 - jalthelas (04/14/2014) [-]
mfw all these sexual reference gifs
mfw all these sexual reference gifs
User avatar #81 - metalheadtildeath (04/14/2014) [-]
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! CAN I PLEASE STAY OUT OF **** FOR MORE THAN A FEW HOURS?!?!?!?!!
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