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#41 - manirock (01/15/2014) [-]
>Be me 2nd grade
>Total spaz with severe ADHD
>Heading back to class after recess
>A few girls are walking with me
>Decide it's a good idea to whip out my dick
>Direct girls' attention to dick
>Start talking to it
>Girls all blush and run off giggling
>One of them says she's going to tell on me
>Realize what I just did and regret my decision
>It's too late, the damage is done
>Run to nearest locker and hide in it
>Stay there for 5 hours while entire faculty searches for me
>Bell rings
>First grader who owns the locker I'm in comes over and opens it
>We stare at each other for a time
>HFW
>He starts crying uncontrollably
>Teacher comes over to see what's up
>She grabs me out of the locker and pulls me to the principal's office
>Principal calls a meeting with me, my parents, and the guidance councilor
>Tells me girl's parents are pissed and I could go to jail for sexual harassment
>Girl transfers to different school
>Parents make me wear a nutcup for the next two years to remind me not to flash again
#51 to #41 - flnonymousseven (01/15/2014) [-]
dude seriously?
dude seriously?
#47 to #41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/15/2014) [-]
is your name michael?
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