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My Quest to be Snowshark (Description). I'm hoping this will get me the help I need. So this is some content I made on Snowshark a while ago. Nobody really like

I'm hoping this will get me the help I need.

So this is some content I made on Snowshark a while ago. Nobody really liked it but hey, them's the ropes. I'm re-uploading it not in an attempt to whore thumbs, but because I keep trying to contact the mods and I don't get any replies back so I'm breaking my solemn vows not to repost in hopes that I can catch someone's ear.

A few months ago I got locked out of my old account with no explanation. My password was changed and it was no longer linked up to my e-mail account. Since then it's just been sitting there, gathering dust, doing nothing.

I like being Questionableferret, but I liked being Snowshark even more. It's where my friends list is, where my favourites are, where my past uploads are, and where my years of gathering thousands of useless little green thumbs in some vain attempt to find relevance in the world. This is kind of a feely subject for me so any help would be appreciated.

I don't expect this to be all too successful... but I live in hope, y'know. (And if people actually like the OC I'll do my best to make more poems for you guys. Hopefully ones that are better than Ode to Admin.)

The web is full of wild and wonderful races,
With faggots and braggarts, and girls with .
The Youtubers with their fixation,
And the freak's on with their child fornication.
There' s the feminazis on to mblr,
A site Funnyjunk owes credit.)
And Meanies and monies and
on Reddit.
From the dubious deeds of the
anonymous liberation.
To the and
of the facebook generation.
The and that frequent Swag,
The that about WILD and SWAG.
There are many warlocks on the web
but remember dear reader...
There is no one who LIFTS like our GLORIOUS LEADER!
Ode to Admin Pm Snowshark
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Submitted: 11/30/2014
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#1 - anon (11/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** MFW reading this
#2 to #1 - questionableferret [OP](11/30/2014) [-]
That's one hell of an accurate roll there, mate.   
   
I AM a cunt!
That's one hell of an accurate roll there, mate.

I AM a cunt!
#3 to #2 - enterthefapcave (11/30/2014) [-]
Aren't we all?
Aren't we all?
User avatar #6 to #3 - questionableferret [OP](11/30/2014) [-]
I don't think you're a cunt.

I actually rather like you.
#4 - sketchyz (11/30/2014) [-]
Continue to bring joy to the Funnyjunk community! And if so, it may be that one day you may bask in the glow of our glorious leader admin's magnificent sunshine as Snowshark again!
User avatar #5 to #4 - questionableferret [OP](11/30/2014) [-]
I don't hold out much hope for that happing, to be honest. This is the second to last idea I have on the matter. If this doesn't work all I've got left is a thumb orgy where I offer to thumb up everyone who comments in a hope to ride the thumb train to the frontpage to get mod-senpai to notice me.
User avatar #8 to #5 - sketchyz (11/30/2014) [-]
Kindle the hope in thine heart,
Very precious to Adman, thou art;
For you bring laughs and joy,
to everyone, even McCoy!
#7 - thesecretbear (11/30/2014) [-]
now off to bed for me, as i have been up all night

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