My parent's 18th birthday cake to me. .. thats actually really sweet cakes are meant be sweet but whatever My parent's 18th birthday cake to me thats actually really sweet cakes are meant be but whatever
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - hoponthefeelstrain
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User avatar #67 to #4 - flamingpie
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Why is he getting all these red thumbs? He was literally trying to brighten up peoples day, even if he was wrong...
#5 to #4 - swaggerwagon
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in actual fact, we are the lazy slow sperm. the faster and more strong ones reach the egg first and weaken the outside because sperm cannot penetrate the egg alone, it requires multiple attempts.
User avatar #6 to #5 - hoponthefeelstrain
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That describes me so perfectly and makes so much sense. But who cares? We still won.
User avatar #36 to #5 - bossguycumsplash
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Yes, but I won.
#18 to #5 - ifsaz **User deleted account**
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We are the cunning asshole ones.
#23 to #5 - somekindofname
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Eh, it's actually a team effort, so you actually came from an early communist nation that turned into a dictatur.
#21 to #5 - anon id: 5ca62a70
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In actual fact, all the sperm are pretty much the same except for the DNA they carry.
#1 - optimussum
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thats actually really sweet   
   
 cakes are meant be sweet but whatever
thats actually really sweet

cakes are meant be sweet but whatever
#17 to #1 - jazzytheferret
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I agree, on mothers day I always tell my friends they "Better show love to the woman who could have aborted you.".
User avatar #53 to #1 - blitzzomsu
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Semen is made of glucose so the cake is really sweet...
User avatar #56 - vampyrate
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Mom 9/10 would bang.
#31 - sixty
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I didn't get cake for my 18th birthday......   
 I got an apple pie. Much better than cake.
I didn't get cake for my 18th birthday......
I got an apple pie. Much better than cake.
#81 to #31 - takaneuva
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#7 - braggaboom
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I have been told this before...   
   
Didn't make me feel any better though. All that means is that I happened to be the strongest out of millions of weaklings. Being the best of the worst isn't really saying much.
I have been told this before...

Didn't make me feel any better though. All that means is that I happened to be the strongest out of millions of weaklings. Being the best of the worst isn't really saying much.
User avatar #63 to #7 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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how do you think the sperm right behind you felt
#22 to #7 - erbbraun
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#26 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Lol. I know you IRL. Cool.
#27 to #26 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Hey, asshole. I do. Don't gotta thumb me down for it.
#29 to #27 - dickthebutt
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But you cant prove it + that comment wasnt... the best i've read.... tbh.... lol
#32 to #29 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Sayin I can't prove ****.

High school senior anthology from our English class.
#33 to #32 - dickthebutt
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see? If you started saying that/posting that picture, dowvotes wouldn't have came

Im just saying
#35 to #33 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Why do I gotta start by proving it. If they wanna not believe me they should ask from proof and then thumb me down. Only reason I thought to grab the anthology was because I'm not gonna send out one of her facebook pictures. That would be dickish on the internet. I mean, it's not like I see somebody I know everyday and have evidence ready and waiting, I just commented while passing.
#37 to #35 - dickthebutt
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Your argument make sense, but this is the internet, forget about that stuff
If you say something, you have to prove it in the same moment or people is gonna downvote you it doesnt matter if later on your argument make more sense or your comment is justified
#39 to #37 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Meh, fair enough. I don't think I'm going to try and find any argument for this. I wouldn't expect names like crotchlesshotpants or nakedclothes to wait around before throwing out red thumbs.
#40 to #39 - nakedclothes
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I thumbed you down because you're a faggot
#42 to #40 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Precisely the point I was making . You're just a couple of cute little douchebags
#43 to #42 - nakedclothes
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could be worse, at least I'm not a faggot
#44 to #43 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Well that's fine, you can call it whatever you want but your chemistry together is just perfect.
#46 to #44 - nakedclothes
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As is the chemistry between that of you and a naked man
#47 to #46 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Precisely! That was the comparison. I am glad you keep your head in the right place. It's hard to really get to express yourself in society right now so you can vent it all out to me. I promise I'm a good listener.
#45 to #44 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Don't let anyone keep you two from holding what you have.
User avatar #50 to #45 - Nullifier
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I'll be honest; I have no idea why you're getting negative thumbs.

You proved it and they're insulting you (badly, I might add. That "you and a naked man" comment? Please.) completely unnecessarily.
#51 to #50 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Haha, it's just the natural order of Funnyjunk. The second someone sees red thumbs they become biased against that person and in a sense bandwagon onto thumbing them down regardless of the situation. I don't really mind though. I just felt happy with shutting down naked on that comment battle.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Nullifier
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That's true, yeah.

I don't really give a **** about comment thumbs anymore. I built up about 12k when thumbs actually meant something to a slightly greater degree than they do now, and since then have ceased to give a flying, butter-side-up ****.
#54 to #52 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Yupp yupp, I agree entirely. I started deleting my accounts a bit ago as a show for how pointless they are. It used to be more of a legitimate people enjoyed what you said situation, but now all it means is that you've probably spammed insults at someone already red thumbed or joined in a thread arguing some sensitive topic.
User avatar #41 to #39 - crotchlesshotpants
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Relax dude...
You know a Girl, cool. You're still a looser.
User avatar #48 to #41 - brenton
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*loser
#34 to #32 - dickthebutt
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btw sorry my english sucks, I dont know if you understood what i meant lol
User avatar #2 - anonimperiumreturn
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What's the cakes flavor?...
User avatar #3 to #2 - sqrbt
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salty
User avatar #60 - Tomimize
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It's my 18th birthday today. woo,
#80 to #60 - cookiecoketwo
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User avatar #66 to #60 - synlyfe
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Happy birthday!
#68 to #60 - yentabear
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Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday, buddy!
User avatar #70 to #68 - Tomimize
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Thank you, you lovely people.
#59 - padawonjohn
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and this was the 3rd time i fell in love with someone i do not know.


she is impossibly adorable
#49 - samoaspider
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She looks high
She looks high