My parent's 18th birthday cake to me. .. thats actually really sweet cakes are meant be sweet but whatever
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#4 - hoponthefeelstrain has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#5 to #4 - swaggerwagon (11/09/2013) [-]
in actual fact, we are the lazy slow sperm. the faster and more strong ones reach the egg first and weaken the outside because sperm cannot penetrate the egg alone, it requires multiple attempts.
#1 - optimussum (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thats actually really sweet   
   
 cakes are meant be sweet but whatever
thats actually really sweet

cakes are meant be sweet but whatever
User avatar #56 - vampyrate (11/09/2013) [-]
Mom 9/10 would bang.
#31 - sixty (11/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't get cake for my 18th birthday......   
 I got an apple pie. Much better than cake.
I didn't get cake for my 18th birthday......
I got an apple pie. Much better than cake.
#7 - braggaboom (11/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have been told this before...   
   
Didn't make me feel any better though. All that means is that I happened to be the strongest out of millions of weaklings. Being the best of the worst isn't really saying much.
I have been told this before...

Didn't make me feel any better though. All that means is that I happened to be the strongest out of millions of weaklings. Being the best of the worst isn't really saying much.
#26 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Lol. I know you IRL. Cool.
#40 to #39 - nakedclothes ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
I thumbed you down because you're a faggot
User avatar #2 - anonimperiumreturn (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's the cakes flavor?...
User avatar #60 - Tomimize (11/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It's my 18th birthday today. woo,
#68 to #60 - yentabear (11/09/2013) [-]
Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday, buddy!
#59 - padawonjohn (11/09/2013) [-]
and this was the 3rd time i fell in love with someone i do not know.


she is impossibly adorable
#49 - samoaspider ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
She looks high
She looks high
User avatar #55 - tallzed (11/09/2013) [-]
My family went on vacation and left me home on my 18th birthday.
User avatar #30 - demigodofmadness (11/09/2013) [-]
I thought what happens was all the strong ones weaken the egg and we're just the lucky number to penetrate it. So we're lucky in that our speed was just bad enough.
#25 - oxYKellark (11/09/2013) [-]
Your parents have an odd sort of humor.
#8 - niggernazi (11/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
i totally would insert my semen in her vagina if you know what i mean
User avatar #20 to #8 - witislimited (11/09/2013) [-]
Thumb him up! He clearly wants to be thumbed down, so if you want to punish him, go the other way!
#62 - weirddark (11/09/2013) [-]
Soooooo many innuendos
#61 - stoicnick (11/09/2013) [-]
second strongest sperm  happy birthday
second strongest sperm happy birthday
#57 - freenarative (11/09/2013) [-]
I got a pat on the back from my mom and she simply said "I'm glad I didn't choose to swallow instead."
#15 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Semi-hot chick in the picture and only one comment on it.
AND IT GETS THUMBED DOWN!
And add to that the no more titties allah snackbar bs.
******* SRS has now officially taken over this once great bastion off testosteron filled teenage boys' site.
Shame.
User avatar #10 - dalokan (11/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We weren't the strongest ones.

Just the more opportunistic ones.
#9 - mugenfury (11/09/2013) [-]
t-thanks mom
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