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User avatar #8 - drastronomy (12/19/2015) [-]
stickied by flesheater
He is better at mimicking a british accent than i am
User avatar #2 - wcpapier (12/19/2015) [-]
headbopping parrots always make me smile
#9 - creamymcgee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
When birds bob their heads
#6 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
It looks like it's on a horse dildo.
#7 to #6 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
That's because it is.

Dildos make great perches, table legs, lamps, water/air hoses, shampoo bottles, mustard/ketchup dispensers, and writing utensils.

You could also stick them up your butt.
User avatar #12 to #7 - AlexPaincakes (12/19/2015) [-]
Who would put a dildo inside their body?
#11 - benadryl (12/19/2015) [-]
when he started whistling the theme music
User avatar #15 - captainbarnaby (12/19/2015) [-]
My uncle has an african grey named Sam. My first encounter with her is probably the most memorable thing about her.

"Hi Sam!"
Uncle says "Say hi Sam!"
After a bit I turn around to walk away Then Sam says her first word to me.
"Pussy"
#18 to #15 - yourinvisiblegf (12/19/2015) [-]
> walking away from social interaction with a bird
> get called a pussy

this bird is 100% correct
#4 - therealnyancat (12/19/2015) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #4 - drpenguinz (12/19/2015) [-]
here i am
#3 - wilicious (12/19/2015) [-]
Wasda'allbout?
#10 - luluwho (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah ?
#1 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
but can it dance
#19 - daspopo (12/19/2015) [-]
oi mate you taking the piss or wot
User avatar #17 - gittons (12/19/2015) [-]
this always freaks me out a little.
User avatar #16 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
birds are annoying af. they make too much noise
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