My mom texted me this today (desc). She's on vacation in Arizona and went into a taxidermy shop, said she found me the perfect souvenir.. A big black dick?
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My mom texted me this today (desc)

She's on vacation in Arizona and went into a taxidermy shop, said she found me the perfect souvenir

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Submitted: 04/06/2014
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User avatar #7 - monswine (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Those are the bones inside raccoon penises. Many mammals have penis bones.
User avatar #13 to #11 - danjazown (04/06/2014) [-]
Well if asians and congress approve of it then that settles it! Once I get those bones ima get my grind on! in more ways than one if you get my drift and by that I mean both the literal and sexual forms of the word grind
#3 - doktorwhat (04/06/2014) [+] (24 replies)
you can't "text" a picture. An SMS (sort message service, or "text" in the colloquial US) is for text only. MMS (multimedia message service) is for sending multimedia (audio, video, pictures, files). At the moment these two protocols only work with mobile telephones, and before North America switch from IS95 to GSM, they only could implement a sickly form or the MMS protocol, and thus could only media message others using IS95.

In any event - your mom messaged you or sent you this picture with her camera-phone or "smart-phone" as you young people call them these days. She did, however, in no case, text you a picture.

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User avatar #2 - trogdorrules (04/06/2014) [-]
A big black dick?
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I think she might be trying to tell you somethin' buddy.


either that or she wants the D.
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