My first birthday present. Was driving back to the bed and breakfast where I am staying on November 1st my birthday when I seen a man walking on the side of the
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My first birthday present

Was driving back to the bed and breakfast where I am staying on November 1st my birthday when I seen a man walking on the side of the road I stopped and offered him a lift to where he was going he and I started talking so told him it was my birthday and when we arrived at the point he was going to he said ''thank you and happy birthday'' and he gave me the knife's used in the film riddick ''the saber claw's'' the first birthday present I have ever had and it was awesome.

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#13 - redwindow (11/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
two dildos. yes!
#35 - acidreign (11/07/2013) [-]
What if he was planning to kill you with them until he heard it was your birthday?
User avatar #12 - iwantasubmarine (11/06/2013) [+] (29 replies)
They are called Ulaks by the way.

I would kill for those, I'm a massive Riddick fan.
#46 - walcorn (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And people say Escort Quests aren't worth it...
#139 - worried (11/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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what kind of person would give those to a 1 yr old?!?!?!
what kind of 1yr old gives a ride to a stranger?!??!!?
what kind of 1yr old already knows how to drive??!?!?!
#56 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/07/2013) [-]
YFW he just gave the murder weapons to you and ran off
YFW he just gave the murder weapons to you and ran off
#27 - redwolv (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
who the **** just carries those around and gives them away?
#148 - romdadon (11/07/2013) [-]
what if he was just getting rid of evidence while framing you for some grizzly murder
#80 - arealbountyhunter (11/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
THIS reminds me of this..
User avatar #121 - zuflux (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's like doing a goddamned transport quest in a game, where the character just gives the player a weapon for doing them a favour.
User avatar #14 - littlebangaa (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Did they come with a fedora?
User avatar #19 to #14 - ruckuzz (11/07/2013) [-]
Sadly no it did not.
#127 - froggets (11/07/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Pretty 						*******					 cool man! now help another dude who'll give you eyes with night vision!
Pretty ******* cool man! now help another dude who'll give you eyes with night vision!
#134 - doctorprofessornv (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Although I' going to place my money on them being reproductions, that's still pretty awesome.
Although I' going to place my money on them being reproductions, that's still pretty awesome.
User avatar #84 - douevensax (11/07/2013) [+] (12 replies)
How do you hold them?
#87 to #84 - ruckuzz (11/07/2013) [-]
You hold them so the blade is facing away from you and curved towards the ground.
#36 - gwynn (11/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Tomorrow is my birth day. And I have a night shift.
Tomorrow is my birth day. And I have a night shift.
#83 - eddymolly ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
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#22 - bitchimcool (11/07/2013) [-]
aren't you a little too young to be playing with knives?
because the title.
#53 - evravonseventyseve (11/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I gave my boyfriend those for Christmas last year. He loves them!!
User avatar #34 - bloodspider (11/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
************ those are Ulak's not saber claws.
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