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You have no idea how frustrating walmart customers are.

itit, Fm at swim [tail Wally sails,
weird thiings. I' m crisis' l jiri)
August 31, so 13 via mobile a?'
So at work, Ihad a little Chinese kid come up to me, crying, saying he lost his
mommy. So I reassure him that we' ll find her, and ask her name. Athen page the
mother up, and wait, untill the kid says he wants to go and find her. I go with him,
and we walk around the store. Meanwhile, he' s worried that his mom will leave him.
Isay that she won' t, and all we sudden, we hear "HEY". Its his mom. Naturally, I
smile and look at the mother...
who' s giving the kid a death stare from the depths of hell itself.
Enod, and leave the kid with the mother. Athen hear SCREAMING and yelling from
the mother who is new lecturing the crying kid.
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you know today' s gunna be awkward when you walk into Walmart and a customer
who looks like a Duck Dynasty character} rushes by you and says
Hey, that' s two white guys that work here! "
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may, sit in your seats ladies, this Is a long one.
Iwas at Customer Service. Doing my thing, being cool. Lady comes up, wanting to
return an infant item.
Little did I know this would be the most bitchy customer Ne had yet
She showed the receipt, and Iwent through with the return. Fine right? Apparently
not. The system refused tn give her sales we back. to cell a CSM. Alisha
Babcock cerny over, and figured out the the Item was over our 90 return policy.
Alisha then explained that she we override the retart and give her the money, but
the sales tax can' t be refunded, due to our policy.
Alisha: “I' m not really supposed to take this back; because we ever so days, but I' ll
override it. The system just won' t allow the sales we to be refu nded."
Customer: "Well, he said he would, so you have to."
Alisha: "That was before we found out the Item Is over policy. I' m sorry.“
Customer: "He told me he would give me my sales tax, so that' s what you' re going
Alisha: "No, Idon' t have to do that, because our policy is 90 deys."
Customer: "Can Italic to the store manager?"
So Alisha calls the ASM, and while she' s on the phone, the customer continues.
Customer: "See if I ever spend another dollar here, fucling dumb. How can you
even supervise a store Eyed can' t do shit right? Huh? You should be a manager if
you fucling act this way, and don' t keep your word."
MEANWHILE on the phone with Alisha
ASM John: "Did she Just call you dumb?"
Alisha: "Yeah"
ASM John: "N be right up."
MEANWHILE on my end
Dumbest shit I ever saw, you can' t even manage right. I' m going to call Walmart
Corporate and report you."
Alisha "Good, my name is Alysia, tell them Isaid 'hi'."
So at this point, ASM John enters the fray, and him and the customer start going at
it. Ideer bits and pieces of it, but one line clearly hits my ears.
ASM John: "... That' s not my problem."
Customer: "Then what is your" problem?"
ASM John: "My problem is you disrespecting my associates."
The BIGGEST smile played along my face. She may have gotten her money, but
Alys's and John showed her that you don' t fuck with Walmart Associates.
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So Iwent to the walmart, and decided to buy a NOS energy drink. Mind
you, the cashier Igot was extremely friendly. Talked to every customer he had,
smiled, the works. Me and the him got into a conversation about being cashiers, and
the guy behind us... well...
Him: "Shut the fuck up already and ring the guy out. For Christ sake."
Me and the cashier looked at each other, and without using any kind of facial
expression, mutually understood what he was going through.
I love walmart, just for that reason.
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User avatar #22 - approvedjunk (01/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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I know your pain. Fellow Wally-world CSM here. The shit we have to go through is ridiculous isn't is? The stories I could tell...
User avatar #70 - shadowtails ONLINE (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#12 - Brass (01/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Fantastically funny stories, reminds me of when I was a cashier at Food Lion. Here is my favorite memory.
>working express lane, twelve items or less, twenty max if the store is empty.
>woman comes through with a cart with over forty items at around 5:30PM (rush hour)
>politely inform her that she will have to go to another line as this is the express lane.
>informs me that she will not move.
>I inform her that I will not ring up and bag her groceries (honestly with more attitude than I should have given).
>woman turns red in the face and demands to see my manager.
>use the intercom "I need immediate assistance at register one" (I continue to push my luck).
>manager comes over and woman bitches me out to my manager, all the while giving e death glances.
>manager tells me to ring up and bag the woman's groceries.
>I get the woman away from my register as soon as I can and bag her groceries quickly.
>as woman is leaving she informs me that she will call the higher-ups to get me in trouble.
>manager agrees with woman the entire time she is talking, but as soon as the woman leaves, my managers tells me I have nothing to worry about since I was the one harassed.
>go back to checking people out, feeling good and apologizing to the people who were held up in line by the woman.
>next guy in line tells me he is sorry about what happens and tells me he is a juvenile defense lawyer (I was sixteen at the time.
>guy gives me his card and says he will represent me for free if the woman tries to get me fired.
>MFW life is sometimes pretty great.

#27 - anonymous (01/10/2014) [-]
I sympathize with the guy behind you in the last one.
I hate waiting 5 minutes for two people to sit there and chat. I usually don't say anything unless I have milk or somewhere else to be, but come on, at least move out of the way if you insist on talking.
#53 - callofvikings ONLINE (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Former Wally World Cart Pushing Associate reporting in (Had to quit in august due to too many credits for school and really needed to focus that semester)

I'm sure I can remember a couple of wonky stories.

>Girl drives past me
>Stops and rolls down window and yells at me "How is my Hair?"
>Yell back "Looks Great!"
>"Thanks" She says as she speeds off
>Complete whut

>One day complete Downpour as I walk into work
>No carts, bays are complelely empty
>Morning Shift Cartpushers just said "Fuck it" and went home
>CSM overjoyed as I come into work and I appear to be the only one there
>CSM comes out with me (Can't use machine because policy) and he pushes as I steer about 30 carts at a time.
>He talks with pirate on the high seas Accent
>"WE MUST REACH THE SHORE"
>"THAR THE WIND BLOWS"
>Fuckin lol
#29 - reaperboy (01/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>working as cart pusher for walmart one summer
>just brought a row of carts in by the general merchandise side of store
>see guy run out with cart and has dog food bag.
>laptop under dog food
>Asset protection person stops him
>shoplifter takes shirt off looks like he is gonna fight
> just then a cop come in with stun gun drawn aimed at his chest
> guy lays down because he doesnt want to get tazed
> im just like "wow, that just happened"
#80 - weatherwax (01/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I was so disappointed when I realised Wally World meant Wal-Mart, I assumed it was a Where's Wally theme park
#51 - thelizardlord (01/10/2014) [-]
Why pay good money to go to the circus when you can walk around Walmart for free?
#20 - thewrasler (01/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Working as a pizza maker in local pizzeria
>kitchen is open and customers can watch us make their food, kids are often amazed at how "cool" our jobs are
>Lady orders a pizza, but instead of staying at her table decides to come watch me make her pizza
>This woman was the bitchiest customer I have ever dealt with
>Ticket says 1/3 less cheese.
>okay, only use 2/3 of the usual amount.
>"NO NO NO! Are you dumb?! I want 1/3 less cheese"
>"I'm sorry ma'am, is it supposed to be 1/3 of the pizza with less cheese?" I say, faking a smile
>" No, I want 1/3 less cheese"
> "So you want 1/3 less of the usual amount of cheese, like I put?"
>"No I want 1/3 less cheese, is that too hard to understand?!"
>"I'll just remake this, how does that sound?"
>"Don't mess it up this time."
>Unable to determine what she wants, I use 2/3 of the standard amount of cheese, and make 1/3 of the pizza skimpy on the cheese.
>"Make sure there aren't any black olives on it"
>"The ticket does not say black olives, so I guarantee you that there will be no black olives."
>"Wow, maybe you do have some competence in that thick skull, now don't burn it"
>"Ma'am. I only prepare the pizzas, I can not burn your pizza. If you want, you can go harass the ovens guy, but your time with me is over."
>She tells the manager I was rude to her, and that she doesn't think she'll be back
>Turns out she has a history of being shitty with employees there
>Manager politely tells her to fuck off
>Get in no trouble
>pic unrelated
#65 - crimsondarkness **User deleted account** (01/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My friend started working before the holidays. He told this one on FB.   
>Friend on self-checkout duty, pretty quiet.   
>Guy of about 60 falls down in front of nail salon   
>He's having a seizure or something   
>Friend immediately goes to the man, tells fellow employee to call 911   
>Keeps man from hurting himself while she runs to a phone   
>Ambulance comes, EMTs put man on a stretcher   
>Herecomesthemanager.jpeg   
>Friend explains situation   
>Manager won't have it   
>He screams at friend for even leaving self-checkout.   
>Friend's FW
My friend started working before the holidays. He told this one on FB.
>Friend on self-checkout duty, pretty quiet.
>Guy of about 60 falls down in front of nail salon
>He's having a seizure or something
>Friend immediately goes to the man, tells fellow employee to call 911
>Keeps man from hurting himself while she runs to a phone
>Ambulance comes, EMTs put man on a stretcher
>Herecomesthemanager.jpeg
>Friend explains situation
>Manager won't have it
>He screams at friend for even leaving self-checkout.
>Friend's FW
User avatar #17 - Brass (01/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I used to be a weekend night auditor (11:00PM to 7:00AM shift). Here are some of my favorite moments/dealing with customers.
>Guest: This hotel is hard to find, you all should make the hotel closer to the interstate.
>Me: (internally), yeah let me just pick up the hotel and relocate it for your convenience.

>Guest: There is not enough parking spaces near the entrance, where will I park my trailer?
>Me: Sorry sir, but there is overflow parking on the other side of the hotel.
>Guest: You all should really make more parking spaces.
>Me: (internally), I will get the bulldozer and asphalt layer out as soon as possible.

>Guest: Do you all sell/have razors?
>Me: No, but there is a Sheets half a mile down the road.
>Guest: Can you go buy me razors?
>Me: No.

(around 6:00AM)
>Guest: My air condition did not work all night.
>Me: I am sorry. Did you try and call the front desk so I could fix it?
>Guest: No, but I just wanted to let you know that I got no sleep last night because of you.
>Me: Why didn't you call me so I could fix it.
>Guest: I have to be on the road all day and I got no sleep, thanks to you.
>Me: Safe travels.

-In all honesty though it was easy work and 90% of the guests were really nice. It is easy money if you can stay awake. However, that 10% early in the morning can make for some good stories, these are only a few of the things I dealt with/saw at that job.
#15 - soule (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 21, working at Taco Bell as Steamer (person who warms the tortillas and puts meat and hot sauces on products)
>Just me and my manager Joey on line
>Country USA is going on just down the road, so it's the busiest time of the year
>Little girl, maybe ten or twelve, comes stomping up to the counter alone
>She puts a bag on the counter and says very rudely "This is the second time we've had to come back for our food."
>Have no idea what she's talking about as I'm very good at my job and make maybe one mistake a month, no ego intended
>Politely walk up to her and ask what it is she needs made
>She responds "I don't know but we are all very upset that we have to keep coming back..."
>"Okay, okay..." I take stuff out of bag to assess the damage
>Go back to grill and say "This is for the very BOSSY LITTLE GIRL AT THE COUNTER." as I throw tortillas on the warmer
>Girl immediately gets flustered, yelling "My mom is very upset, too! You can ask her!"
>Joey beside me mumbles "Then why did you get your mother to come in?"
>Give her her food, she leaves
>About five to ten minutes later we get a call
>I look a Joey
>Joey looks at me
>"Guess who THAT was..." he says
>"You can write me up if you want, I don't even care."
>Mfw he smiles and says "I'm not going to write you up"
User avatar #129 - hideyoshi ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
i work in a walmart electronics department. one day this guy asks for a ton of games and says he wants to "show them to his friend" before he buys them. Naturally, were like NOPE, so we tell him we'll hold them behind the register until he's ready to check out. the dude comes back and starts hovering around the register, so we tell AP to keep an eye on him. They tell us to just let him do it and they'll take care of the rest. we turn our backs for ten seconds (note that its pretty obvious were on to this guy) dude walks behind the register, grabs the games, and starts for the door. we look at him and say "have a fantastic day!." five minutes later, hes in the in the back room waiting for the cops to come.
#87 - nucularwar (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mfw "Wally World"
#72 - atomschlumpf (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well, I'd like to read more of these
User avatar #45 - nativninja (01/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
moar please. and if you do, could you mention me in a comment?
User avatar #14 - infiniteinsanity (01/10/2014) [-]
Make more please this helps my hope for humanity
User avatar #1 - hahahaheidi (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Brb harassing Alysha Babcock forever. No, but you should totally make more dude.
#131 - thelastelephant (01/10/2014) [-]
>Be me working at Safeway
>Courtesy clerk, so I get cleaning duties
>Spend all day on hands and knees cleaning shelves and displays, so I'm exhausted
>Man in wheelchair comes in, says he needs help with groceries
>I offer to help
>We go around the store and collect his groceries
>In checkout line: "Thanks for helping me get all my stuff, Anon."
>Me: "No problem! Gave me a chance to walk around."
>MFW I realize what I just said and who I was talking to

He laughed, but I still felt like a fucktard
User avatar #130 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (01/10/2014) [-]
With the last one you were in the wrong. You have no right to stand there and hold the line up like that.
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