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My favourite mood ruiner

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Today
Wanna do some cardio?
Literally the worst line ' have
ever heard
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Submitted: 04/05/2014
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#13 - mikeymikee (04/05/2014) [+] (28 replies)
How is Human Centipede?   
   
I plan on watching it tomorrow for the first time I've put it off for a long time , but I feel like it's not as bad as people say it is  and by bad I mean gross/disgusting
How is Human Centipede?

I plan on watching it tomorrow for the first time I've put it off for a long time , but I feel like it's not as bad as people say it is and by bad I mean gross/disgusting
#14 to #13 - seylorm (04/05/2014) [-]
the first one really isn't that gross, but the second one probably even more than you expect
#1 - blazefox (04/05/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Pendulum, Crush single. Pendulum 'Crush' - Official Video
#12 - include (04/05/2014) [+] (11 replies)
#45 - wheretheheartroams (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
my friends whenever i mention it at the gym
#60 - demfeels (04/06/2014) [+] (12 replies)
**demfeels rolled image** Mfw cardio
User avatar #44 - Crusader (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Honestly, sex is probably the best workout possible.

Think about it, you don't necessarily have to travel anywhere for it, doing it more just makes you better at it, it burns calories. It maintains intimacy, and semen has been shown to put women in better moods.

Throw in the fact that it's all natural and fun for most people involved, and it's probably up there.
User avatar #75 - mankey (04/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
My attempt at taking two or more chatip lines and slamming them together in new and interesting ways to make SUPER CHATUP LINES! Guaranteed to work

[disclaimer] super chatup lines not guaranteed to work. Any correlation between using these lines and getting laid is completely coincidental [disclaimer]

>I miss my teddy bear. Could you give me directions to my bedroom floor?
>Do you believe in love at first sight, Because someone stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
>Is there an airport nearby or did you fall from heaven?
>Did it hurt? Because those buns look tasty.
>Grab your coat, I'll do your body good.
>The word of the day is "legs." want one more?
>There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can see myself in them.
>Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Is your daddy a baker?
>How about you sit on my lap because those are some nice melons.
>If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, would you hold it against me?
>If I told you that you had a nice body, would you sleep with me?
User avatar #67 - slendermanspenis (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The human centipede both movies are ******* awesome.
#97 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled image** what they mean by cardio
#85 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** what he really meant by cardio
User avatar #76 - weenieandthebutt (04/06/2014) [-]
Although lifting is no doubt better, I still love cardio. I don't understand why people hate it.
#74 - idiomis (04/06/2014) [-]
**idiomis rolled comment #8381690 ** :pinkie pie, we have to bake 
 what the middle centipede section thinks about morning cardio
**idiomis rolled comment #8381690 ** :
pinkie pie, we have to bake
what the middle centipede section thinks about morning cardio
#43 - huntersdman (04/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Has anyone seen/heard of "A serbian film" its really ****** up. I decided not to watch it but I read the plot synopsis... it was enough to make me sick.

Link for those curious... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film
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User avatar #4 - buccaneer (04/05/2014) [-]
So much thumbs, so little funny
#3 - taurusguy (04/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Wait, she offered morning shower sex and he replied with human centipede?
#66 - darkpotato (04/06/2014) [-]
**darkpotato rolled image**
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