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Submitted: 01/01/2014
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User avatar #1 - woodenalligator (01/01/2014) [+] (50 replies)
If I had a cell phone, I would this to finally know if I could kill myself with the roofs available. I want to die, but I don't want to have the possibility of just being injured.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hektoroftroy (01/01/2014) [-]
Don't you do it you selfish bastard
#32 - CakemanRPG (01/01/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I've got this app called "places I poop"   
   
basically you can mark places in the world of all the places you took a 						****					.   
Better yet, it can convert the little blips on the map into territory markers. For example, I live in NY and I took a 						****					 at home, my grandparent's house in Rhode Island/Connecticut, my college dorms in Pennsylvania, and our family vacation homes in New Hampshire, and Maine. By keeping track of all the places I shat I marked my territory. In other words I literally own all of New England! ALL YOUR STOOL BELONGS TO ME! MUWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I've got this app called "places I poop"

basically you can mark places in the world of all the places you took a **** .
Better yet, it can convert the little blips on the map into territory markers. For example, I live in NY and I took a **** at home, my grandparent's house in Rhode Island/Connecticut, my college dorms in Pennsylvania, and our family vacation homes in New Hampshire, and Maine. By keeping track of all the places I shat I marked my territory. In other words I literally own all of New England! ALL YOUR STOOL BELONGS TO ME! MUWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
User avatar #19 - runapuff (01/01/2014) [-]
Imagine a spy running for his life, leaping across rooftops when he stops to pull out his phone.

Hold up, I've got to check this **** .
#39 - wired (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well the app says it's safe. Why not?
Well the app says it's safe. Why not?
#74 - kaywillwo (01/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Maybe if John had that app he would've known that Sherlock wasn't dead.
#79 to #74 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2014) [-]
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***** was like 5 stories up. Survived anyways, because he's ******* sherlock holmes.
User avatar #84 - lespoisson (01/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
suicides not a funny thing. you should take this down op, some people are actually struggling with taking there own lives and then theres people like you, the assholes who thimk its funny to laugh at comminting suicide
#88 to #84 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (01/02/2014) [-]
> Suicide is not a funny thing

What if a clown commits suicide.
#80 - seriouslyblack (01/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what if i point it out of the window on an airplane?
User avatar #81 to #80 - Darianvincent (01/02/2014) [-]
"What are you a faggot? Jump!"
User avatar #71 - gibbbysan (01/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Aim for the bushes.
User avatar #72 to #71 - Dwarf (01/01/2014) [-]
I aimed for your mom's bush.
#43 - anon (01/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I think it's funny when people tell suicidals that if they commit suicide then they're being selfish.

They're about to kill themselves. Do you really think they give a **** if they're selfish. They've lost all hope in anything and everything. Like he's gonna jump off a roof and someone will say "that's so selfish, don't do it" and then he'll be like "oh, I guess I never thought of it like that. I don't have these thoughts anymore!"
#63 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (01/01/2014) [-]
This just provokes drunk people to do even more stupid 						****					 where can I find this app
This just provokes drunk people to do even more stupid **** where can I find this app
#65 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
I would make the same app only that instead of using the camera, you would need to drop the phone to measure the distance
User avatar #97 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
I want this
User avatar #83 - theturtletrolley (01/02/2014) [-]
It saddened me that this wasn't a real app, I ******* searched for you and you let me down.
User avatar #51 - commanderbunbun (01/01/2014) [-]
the image on the phone almost looks like a downwards view from a helicopter. i was confused when it said 15 feet
User avatar #35 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (01/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I think we should outlaw all technology that attempts to replace common sense.
#73 - truesmokewolf (01/01/2014) [-]
If I'm jumping off of a roof or something like that, I'm probably in a 						*******					 hurry. If I have the time to open an app and let it calculate that 						****					, I have time to find a way down.
If I'm jumping off of a roof or something like that, I'm probably in a ******* hurry. If I have the time to open an app and let it calculate that **** , I have time to find a way down.
User avatar #23 - majormoron (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Except the only way it could accurately do this is if it had a 3d camera.

Do you even perceive depth, bro?

inb4 i took the joke too seriously. Yes, yes i did.
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