My dirty little secret. Source: . HIMSELF A mew up I ASHER If I wanna In Max: 3- WE FIGHT. I IOS TN. homoexplain is this gay?
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My dirty little secret

HIMSELF A mew up I
ASHER If I wanna In Max: 3-
WE FIGHT. I IOS TN
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Submitted: 04/03/2014
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User avatar #13 - deescalation ONLINE (04/03/2014) [+] (69 replies)
homoexplain is this gay?
User avatar #14 to #13 - homoexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
this is the gayest thing ive seen all day

and I looked in the mirror this morning
#11 - theannoyingFJguy (04/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Be right back, purchasing a motorcycle.
Be right back, purchasing a motorcycle.
User avatar #24 - pussydestroyer (04/03/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Jokexplain!
#35 to #24 - overexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
The vibrations from the bumps in the road caused an overstimulation of his/her sexual organs, resulting in an excessive amount of pleasure known as an orgasm. An orgasm is the sudden discharge of accumulated sexual tension during the sexual response cycle, resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region characterized by sexual pleasure. Experienced by males and females, orgasms are controlled by the involuntary or autonomic nervous system. They are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed. The period after orgasm (known as a refractory period) is often a relaxing experience, attributed to the release of the neurohormones oxytocin and prolactin, as well as endorphins (or "endogenous morphine").
User avatar #2 - itsnotimportant (04/03/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I used to have a Suzuki TL1000S (V-Twin sports) and when my mates wife rode on the back with me (his bike was a single seater so she couldn't travel with him) she used to cum every time, she only told me and we now have an in joke that I have made her cum more than her husband ever did...
#1 - imalamp (04/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
did it now
#36 - infinitereaper (04/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
It's more common than you think,   
hell when I was a kid a had a pocket bike, and one thing led to another and I came while riding it   
and I'm a dude
It's more common than you think,
hell when I was a kid a had a pocket bike, and one thing led to another and I came while riding it
and I'm a dude
#41 to #36 - mikasuh (04/04/2014) [-]
Must've been SOME road.
Must've been SOME road.
#20 - mastersaturday (04/03/2014) [-]
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#28 - klokwork (04/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#143 - nylak (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#83 - indulge (04/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
There is a BUMPY ROAD out there somewhere that has gotten a girl wetter than some of you ever have, how does that make you feel
There is a BUMPY ROAD out there somewhere that has gotten a girl wetter than some of you ever have, how does that make you feel
#47 - Visual (04/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Ok I'm not going to lie, when I met my ex-girlfriend before we started dating, we mainly got to know each other through our friend's family. My bro's little sister was best friends with my ex, and no one wanted to take her out on a jet ski ride. I was just being nice and decided to take her out (I didn't really know her at this point, just met her. Plus bro's parents trusted me way more than they did this girl). She wasn't supposed to drive it but I was being nice and let her, so I was holding on to her and all the bumping and her booty grind gainst my dick made me cum. Luckily I'm a competitive swimmer and I always wear my swim speedo under my swim trunks and that holds boners quite well. She didn't even know I had one.
#61 to #47 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
You wear a swimsuit under your swimsuit?
You wear a swimsuit under your swimsuit?
#208 - sanbonzakura (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this is very important
#3 - soapsalesman (04/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
op was a guy
#150 - kaboomz (04/04/2014) [-]
>op and his friend
#8 - skinstiches (04/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**skinstiches rolled image** HFW he sees a wet seat.
User avatar #9 to #8 - legolasor ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Dat snake ass
#149 - tomjay (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I call that OP's a girl, guys have much more localised orgasms than girls (ie. just our dick orgasms, not the entire body), so that squeezing too hard thing just seems like more of a girlish thing to do to me. Also, just judging by how the whole thing is written (eg. "guy friend"), I'd say it was written by a girl. But heck, what do I know.
User avatar #154 to #149 - krobeles ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Guys dont usully get orgasms from having their balls smashed against a vibrating bike seat, either...
User avatar #193 - nigeltheoutlaw ONLINE (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why can't I get women who cum this easily? I usually have to write a dirty story in iambic pentameter and sacrifice a goat to the devil before they orgasm for me, and here a ******* motorcycle did it.
#106 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
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