My current state. .. I have the opposite problem. Almost anything I say gets turned into a dirty joke. Once or twice is funny, but every other word for four hours? Man, can we just
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Submitted: 05/02/2014
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#1 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (05/03/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I have the opposite problem. Almost anything I say gets turned into a dirty joke. Once or twice is funny, but every other word for four hours? Man, can we just play Dungeons & Dragons already or are you going to keep spending imaginary money on nonexistent booze?
#5 - shadowrated (05/03/2014) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #3 - Maroon (05/03/2014) [-]
I used to work in a shipping warehouse. You know that post with the box where part of it is covered by a sticker so it says "slide gently up ass"? Well, I got one similar to that in my area. I laughed myself to tears. My supervisor showed up to find me on my hands and knees barely breathing and pointing at the box. I don't know how he didn't find it humorous. It's like you have to get a humor reduction surgery to get promoted in that place, I swear.
User avatar #13 - nevergetsdubs (05/03/2014) [-]
Mechanics,
We screw, We nut, We bolt
#10 - roneffinswanson (05/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #17 - anthonyh (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I work for the state bureau of forestry, so I'm in the woods for about 8 hours a day with anywhere from 2-4 other guys aged 23-30. Even if something is mildly suggestive, someone will comment on it.
User avatar #11 - Jewssassin (05/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
You a mechanic? I work at a Toyota dealership, and I work with some of the most immature assholes all day and its awesome. Its no holds bar at my place.
Hell, even at my school we are making sex jokes. Transmissions classes was so much fun
User avatar #38 to #24 - hyeroshi (05/03/2014) [-]
You get bonus points if you call them niggerfaggot.
User avatar #33 - hasanaat (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is a bad thing?
User avatar #40 - youhei (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i'm guessing a mechanic or machinst
User avatar #36 - Zyklone (05/03/2014) [-]
Pgggbhhhhh

Do it anyways bitch.

bring them to your level. OR make educated immature jokes.
#4 - blueboysixnine (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Aw man, I had a co-worker that was pretty baller. we would joke about heaps of shit like lubricating shafts and other work related stuff to child molestation and other romance things. We even had this thing where a song comes on the radio, and we each speak a line of the song back and forth as if it were a conversation. Unfortunately he had to leave a few months ago because we didn't have enough work coming through to keep everyone on. We still hang out sometimes though, but work isn't as fun
#6 to #4 - youxbarstard (05/03/2014) [-]
At work the radio is always on this station called coast, it's mostly music from the 50's to the 80's and one of the adverts ends with the line "yeah you just can't beat the mad butchers meat".
I'm the only one that laughs.
#58 - devout feminist (05/03/2014) [-]
*roll image*
#57 - weirddark ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I know the feeling.
#56 - bannon (05/03/2014) [-]
As an engineer, I approve of this message
As an engineer, I approve of this message
#55 - WheresMyAccount (05/03/2014) [-]
Glorious machinist/mechanical master race
User avatar #54 - fifteensecondchug (05/03/2014) [-]
are you in construction? this is seriously my problem
#42 - devout feminist (05/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Mature and professional.

You mean stuck up with no sense of humor?
User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (05/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't want to live in that kind of world
#14 - schmidtycent (05/03/2014) [-]
Mechanic? Millwright?
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