My Confession
I sexually Identify as a meme.
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m ******* retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Danks-a-lot” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly.
If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m ******* retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Danks-a-lot” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly.
If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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