My buddy Joe. . dating for months now guy named Joe comes out nowhere into my life s my new coworker at my company out he has no money. no place of residence. M You are it
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My buddy Joe

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dating for months now
guy named Joe comes out ********* nowhere into my life
s my new coworker at my company
out he has no money. no place of residence.
Mooved here forthe job and can no longer afford his hotel
Suecide to open upto him
skeep him in my apartment for weeks
is pretty cool
playtoy vidya. drinks beers. watch football
continues for months
find out girlfriend is pregnant
fly all tradition. I have to marry her now.
night. eating out at dinnerware wife
aloe stayed late at the office for some overtime
kl popeye question to my wife
admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn' t mine
isn' t make a commitment after being violated
home in a ******* rage-
out all Joe' s ****
Goonna ******* kill Joe when he gets home.
aloe gets home about 1 a. m.
soon as he opens the door. I ******* punch him in his bastard face
swells up like a ball of cotton
swings at me
Stodge and sweep his leg
falls down
an a giant ******* rage now
to my room. grab my handgun out of my drawer
backto confront Joe
aloe jumps in his car and ******* hightails it out outhere
haven' t seen or heard from him since
the phone a month my brother
finally asks why Ne been so depressed
a tell him that if it hadn' t been for cottonseed Joe
Ho been married a long time ago
Wehere did you come from- where did you goa-
Wehere did you come from- Joe?
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#1 - neilpatrickharriss (12/20/2013) [-]
I always get so absorbed in the story and then I never see it coming
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