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My God Can Beat Your God

m There hammer is made Bi .Ci'
matter, implied by legend, then it weighs as
much as a herd ref [! elephants
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#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - chris chris (11/01/2013) [+] (17 replies)
did you know that when you get to extreme weights such as the weight of hyper dense material, scientifically you have to measure the entirety of the weight in elefants
#53 - haqq (11/01/2013) [-]
#8 - hillbill (11/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thor is fabulous.
#42 - VikiIsAwsum (11/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
the average African Elephant weighs between 8,800 and 15,000 pounds. If we assume all of them average to around 12,000 pounds, Thors hammer is 3,600,000,000,000,000 pounds (three quadrillion, six hundred trillion pounds)
#43 to #42 - casval (11/01/2013) [-]
No other way to get a body like this...
#59 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thors hammer was made IN  a Neutron star. It's made of a metal called Uru.   
   
NICE TRY MR SCIENCE BACK MAN.
Thors hammer was made IN a Neutron star. It's made of a metal called Uru.

NICE TRY MR SCIENCE BACK MAN.
#2 - dafuckisthisshit (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
related
1000lb stendarrs hammer from morrowind
#50 - camaster (11/01/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Meaning the hulk is able to lift 300 billion elephants
User avatar #16 - jabadagriffins (11/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Which makes me wonder why that air craft carrier hover craft did not fall straight out of the sky when thror drops his hammer and the hulk tries to pick it up.
User avatar #17 - naruske (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But wasn't it made INSIDE a star. not made out of a star?
#62 - anonymous (11/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Mjolnir was not made in a neutron star, it was made by two dwarves. Loki had a bet with someone (don't remember who) about who could bring the three most incredible gifts to Odin. The loser would have to give their head to the winner. This person that Loki was betting agains asked two dwarves if they could make a magic and strong hammer, dwarves was well known for their forge abilities. Loki tried to sabotage the dwarves but failed, he only managed to make the handle a little bit shorter. Odin examined the gifts he was given and decided that Loki had lost the bet and therefor had to get his head cut off. But Loki said that they were allowed to take the head, but they did not have his permit to touch his neck. So he get to keep his head.
User avatar #56 - thevoid (11/01/2013) [-]
Pretty sure It was only forged in a neutron star, It's made of uru.
I think
User avatar #19 - bluerangermartin (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
'Forged in the heart of a dying star' Not made from neutron stars.
User avatar #111 - arlingtonn (11/02/2013) [-]
Who the **** uses herds of elephants as a measurement of weights like this doesn't help me imagine how heavy it is at all.
User avatar #84 - kanpai (11/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
so to use thors hammer you would need to either be worthy of using it, or be able to lift 300- billion elephants...

so in therory, if superman was not worthy of using it, could he lift it?
User avatar #93 to #91 - mrmask (11/01/2013) [-]
that means even OP can lift it
#81 - captaindawnhawk ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
#65 - dukebeast (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#108 - Take (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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