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User avatar #68 - hamstergeddon
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(12/04/2013) [-]
How it goes for me:
"I don't drink..."
"Come on, everyone drinks!"
"No, really, I had epilepsy attacks a few years ago and I keep taking medicine ever since, alchohol negates the medicine's effects, without it, I have a good chance of having it all over again and potentially end up in a coma."
User avatar #96 to #68 - tacogrenade
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User avatar #78 to #68 - hellomynameisbill
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you have been blessed with a rare opportunity

semi unrelated rare opportunity blessing that i have:
"dude, were you dropped on the head as a child?"
" yes" *shows forehead scar*
"I'm serious, I fell out of my crib when I was three years old"