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My First Shoplifting Experience

 
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Submitted: 07/04/2014
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User avatar #1 - AndromedaBlade ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Fuck you. You are an asshat.
#2 - Das (07/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8 - crispybomb (07/04/2014) [-]
Good luck on your cardboard thievery good sir!
#7 - saberreiter (07/04/2014) [-]
Stop shoplifting you asshole
User avatar #6 - butterduck (07/04/2014) [-]
Shoplifted. a bunch of stuff as a 10 year old. Still shoplifting today, buying stuff is for chumps.
#5 - frenzyhero ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
just dont steal anything too big. and never steal from mom and pop stores.
User avatar #4 - dahlirious (07/04/2014) [-]
When I was a young teenager me and my two friends used to spend entire days shoplifting store to store. On one of these days we stopped by at a grocery store and I stole a whole bunch of candy, my purse was literally sagging. As we left together, my friend got stopped by a secret shopper, and my other friend was accused as well. In the midst of the chaos, the cop that came over told me to leave if I wasn't involved. I left, but the only reason I wasn't signaled out even though I stole 20x more shit than they did was because they had colorful dreads and were wearing short skirts and fishnet tights while I had a t shirt and jeans on.

Either way, don't fucking shoplift, eventually you get caught.
#3 - faulther (07/04/2014) [-]
You will get rolled.... when i was a young punk in the 90s i lifted some shit and now that im older i look back and smh because in the big picture you are risking an arrest for shit you will not care about 10 years from now.
 
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