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My Culinary Experience

A BRIEF M) OF ’ EXPERIENCE
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Submitted: 10/01/2013
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#4 - rudiecantfail ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #1 - jchamberscs (10/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Lived in a dorm with a community kitchen and was making grilled cheese at like 11:00 on the weekend in the winter. Set off smoke detector and the building's fire alarm went off. Whole dorm standing outside in the cold, most of them still in their pjs, and I'm standing there with my grilled cheese like **** I'm sorry.
#18 - doddythechef (10/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
was at work today and i burned 6 sausage rolls    
   
luckily I'm basicly the head chef so nobody bitched
was at work today and i burned 6 sausage rolls

luckily I'm basicly the head chef so nobody bitched
#19 - lordmoldywart (10/02/2013) [-]
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#10 - fjlee (10/01/2013) [-]
holy 						****					 are you a sim
holy **** are you a sim
#22 - mrbobert ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
#27 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
For awhile, the lightbulb was doing a pretty good job.    
It's not even trying anymore, though.
For awhile, the lightbulb was doing a pretty good job.
It's not even trying anymore, though.
#17 - rethought (10/02/2013) [-]
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#12 - rololo **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
It's a bit different when I cook...
#9 - ptolomeus ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
#8 - include (10/01/2013) [-]
He is the chosen one.
He is the chosen one.
User avatar #39 - naruske (10/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Anyone wanna google Special Fried Rice?
User avatar #40 to #39 - badmotorfinger (10/02/2013) [-]
i actually googled the **** out of that, couldn't find the pic.

it's like a male blue waffle tho
#37 - kkkkk (10/02/2013) [-]
Might want to get that checked out if your banana is burning...
User avatar #33 - lavitts (10/02/2013) [-]
Have you ever thought that maybe you're just the Human Torch?
User avatar #31 - mamaluweegee (10/02/2013) [-]
I would joke about how it's impossible to really mess up a grilled cheese, but then I remembered that my friends dad has made a grilled cheese where the bread was completely charred black and the cheese wasn't even melted. He also made a pineapple upside-down cake where there was an entire egg yolk still inside.

I was there to witness both of the incredible feats.
#26 - deckbox (10/02/2013) [-]
gorgeous pizza

posh meat expensive cheese

went to check computer for a minute then came back it was obliterated, all shrivelled and burnt, like that where you may as well be eating a flourescent light tube, so skimmed the top and made a fish thing instead
User avatar #25 - biggrand (10/02/2013) [-]
> be hispaa\nic/ asian mix
> know how to cook fancy and cheap

you gringos pay $7 for something at a mexican or asian restaurant I can can make 5 of for $5
User avatar #24 - joeymroux (10/02/2013) [-]
You'd make a terrible women
#23 - mattdoggy ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
>be me at 14ish   
>wake up at like 11:30   
>breakfast or lunch or breakfast or lunch or breakfast or lunch or breakfast or lunch   
>lunch   
>grilled cheese it is   
>turn on stove, set out bread and pan, go to get butter   
>aw sweet, we have chocolate milk, this will grow great with some toast and cereal   
>get chocolate love out of fridge to have breakfast worthy of Olympus    
>get some cereal out of the cabinet and set it on the stove   
>darn, i can't find the bread...i bet i left it in the car   
>spend about 5 minutes looking for it when i see a firetruck rip around the corner and then park in my driveway   
>"the heck are they......stove"   
>they kick down my door and rush inside to see flames dancing on the stove which is quickly doused in just a few seconds   
>apparently neighbor saw flames through window and said the entire back half of my house was on fire   
>firemen laughing at it and apologize for the door that got smashed by a rookie and they ask me to call my parents   
>tfw and parents fw i tell them i almost burned the house down trying to make cereal
>be me at 14ish
>wake up at like 11:30
>breakfast or lunch or breakfast or lunch or breakfast or lunch or breakfast or lunch
>lunch
>grilled cheese it is
>turn on stove, set out bread and pan, go to get butter
>aw sweet, we have chocolate milk, this will grow great with some toast and cereal
>get chocolate love out of fridge to have breakfast worthy of Olympus
>get some cereal out of the cabinet and set it on the stove
>darn, i can't find the bread...i bet i left it in the car
>spend about 5 minutes looking for it when i see a firetruck rip around the corner and then park in my driveway
>"the heck are they......stove"
>they kick down my door and rush inside to see flames dancing on the stove which is quickly doused in just a few seconds
>apparently neighbor saw flames through window and said the entire back half of my house was on fire
>firemen laughing at it and apologize for the door that got smashed by a rookie and they ask me to call my parents
>tfw and parents fw i tell them i almost burned the house down trying to make cereal
#21 - meganthemartian (10/02/2013) [-]
My current boyfriend's ex girlfriend tried to make ramen noodles once by microwaving the dry noodles without the water.
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