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User avatar #13 to #2 - twentyseconds (12/05/2014) [-]
big spoon and little sp- Oh
User avatar #1 - sepheroth (12/05/2014) [-]
*Hands out cards en masse. Gets no replies.*
User avatar #3 to #1 - ciacheczko (12/05/2014) [-]
Well, to be honest, people suck so bad at reading body language. Once you get a small hang of it, it's easy as pie to see who is and who is not interested in you. And then all it takes is to gather up some courage and talk to the person.

I wouldn't give out such cards. It may give the girl a bad impression that you are a ladies man. Because that's what having a nicely-printed pick up cards looks like.

It'd be less conspicuous if you'd have cards stylised to be business cards and say something along the lines "I just might one.... *seemingly random searching your pockets* ... aaah, there it is! Here's my number if you are interested". Discreet and still smooth. Having business cards also makes you seem like a guy with initiative, who does something and is probably social. Source: That's what I'd think about such guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sepheroth (12/05/2014) [-]
I have business cards that have my job listed as "Antagonist." I usually tell chicks not to worry, it's just professionally, off the clock I can be a pretty nice guy.

Has a Guild of Calamitous Intent insignia on it.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ciacheczko (12/05/2014) [-]
And that's how it should be done. 10/10
User avatar #19 to #3 - emiyashirou ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
I'm so good at reading body language, I know what everyone I know's opinion of me is. They all hate me. Actually, I inferred that from their normal language, and not body language.
User avatar #8 - archaicatlas ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
> twig bitch
> spend daddies money on these cards
> pass out to every guy
> week later no calls/texts
> realize no one wanted to date her anyway
> calls every guy she see's misogynistic pigs only wanting sex
> patriarchy ****

this sound about right for whoever has this cards
User avatar #18 to #8 - whiterabit (12/06/2014) [-]
Stop saying words
User avatar #28 to #18 - archaicatlas ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
words
User avatar #9 to #8 - lucianakira (12/05/2014) [-]
but
not everything is about that ****
only the **** that has to be
User avatar #10 to #9 - archaicatlas ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
yes... i think?
#25 to #7 - justsomechickyo (12/06/2014) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #12 to #7 - deathleprechaun (12/05/2014) [-]
Person A hands the card to person B. The card says B is not interested in dating A, if the card is wrong and person B does like person A then person A's number is on the card.
User avatar #23 to #12 - theprogramer (12/06/2014) [-]
Oh I get it now, I'm such a dummy.
#14 - bazda (12/05/2014) [-]
Handing these out is actually more beta than just not asking women out.
User avatar #15 to #14 - yamiyo (12/05/2014) [-]
You ask them out, if they decline you hand them the card and tell them to have a nice day. Just giving someone random the card would be ******* weird.
User avatar #24 - fyaq (12/06/2014) [-]
And you wonder why you can't get laid
#22 - caffeinepowered (12/06/2014) [-]
That definitely certifies that the holder is desperate.
#17 - anon (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** tricks are fo kids
#16 - anon (12/05/2014) [-]
OP be like "Hey guys. I want to be able to beg women to go on a date with me, but I'm afraid to talk to them. Any idea?"
User avatar #26 - satanisrealgod (12/06/2014) [-]
your nails are gross. Kill yourself
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User avatar #6 - pfccross (12/05/2014) [-]
well if you must get, walk up to any girl
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