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Anonymous 07/ 29/ 14( Tue) 04: 54: 29 No. 27856942
General Autismo
r t: This is my story, /fit/.
ain college class
yhave to do project that requires
49 KB we me to go to Navy SEAL museum
miles away
suecide to bring grandpa because has cool and
he wanted to donate an old ammo box
ggo to front desk
acute clerk is standing there
aask for curator
Holder guy walks out and my grandpa fills out
some paperwork
mmake small talk with grill, I' m not charming but I
made her laugh once or twice
ttell curator about my project
yhe gives me enough information to do a project
ttell him I need someone from the museum to
call my professor as proof as I was there
says she could give me her personal
number and she could call the professor
joecline and say it would look better coming
from the curator
ffor the entire ride home, my grandpa stares at
me like pic related
him off
tthink about why he stared at me like that
what I' done
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User avatar #1 - fezzo (07/29/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Was the grill's name George Foreman by any chance? Because I think I know em
#2 to #1 - therealbigmac ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - anomorphous (07/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get it
User avatar #9 to #6 - swordmasterredman (07/30/2014) [-]
chick offered him her personal number, and he turned it down unknowingly.... like a ********
#24 - ordinator (07/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #18 - jesusrevolution (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
more like DENSE MOTHER ****** ! lol
#53 - baditch (07/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Be me
>Last summer
>Play frisbee with some friends and friends of friends.
>Reasonalbly cute girl needs a ride home.
>She lives in ******* nowhere
>No problem, it's a nice day and I'm in no hurry
>Drive out there, find out she likes the same music as me
>She's a little shy in a really cute way
>chat it up, etc...
>we get there
>"see you tomorrow, femanon."
>"Ok thanks for the ride baditch"
>She's about to get out of the car
>Looks back at me
>"You know, there's nobody home right now."
>Bats her eyelashes
>"Ok bye"
>She looks disappointed and goes inside.
>Get halfway home
>Realize she was inviting me in
<MFW
#20 - Indoknight (07/30/2014) [-]
Looks like no great grand children for me...
#41 - asmodiax (07/30/2014) [-]
Tell me you are joking...
Tell me you are joking...
#22 - corsairair (07/30/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Are some guys just not capable of picking up obvious cues from women? I see these stories often, but they cannot really be that true can they?

I have zero experience with relationships, women, or dating despite my age, but even I could see that from a mile away.
User avatar #27 to #22 - lolollo (07/30/2014) [-]
It's due to a variety of factors that are different for each person. For my roommate, it's like he mentally blocks it out and quickly tries to pass it off as nothing, but that's because he's already in a committed relationship of 3 years. With me, it's because it always comes from the most irrelevant of situations.

"Dude, how could you not know she was hitting on you?"
"I wasn't really paying attention."
"Why wouldn't you be paying attention?"
"...It could be the fact that I don't go to Carl's Jr with the intent of finding my next hookup"

Meanwhile, another one of my friends thinks EVERYONE is hitting on him. He's a real hoot at restaurants...
User avatar #3 - holyscorpionqueen (07/30/2014) [+] (15 replies)
What are the chances that I was listening to weird Al when I saw this ?
#99 - kristovsky ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
&gt;HFW realisation
>HFW realisation
#54 - eyecontacthandjob ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
HFW he finally realized what he did
HFW he finally realized what he did
#30 - harrywarden (07/30/2014) [-]
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#110 - spanishninja ONLINE (07/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>be 13 yo me
>fixing broken bike outside house
> ******* love fixing my bike
>9/10 neigbor girl comes in front of me
>hey, can i help you there?
>say "oh, im fine, thanks" without even looking at her
>notice her looking at me for some seconds
>when i looked up she was walking back to her house
>mfw i noticed
>mfw she never said a word to me again
>mfw we are 20+ now and shes ******* hot
#57 - Ken M (07/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
... then go back and get her number, and tell her you're an idiot?



I really don't see the fuss here.
User avatar #59 to #57 - vegeta (07/30/2014) [-]
that's.. a lot of gas money college students don't have.
User avatar #104 - dantemp (07/30/2014) [-]
the whole time I was expecting literally a grill reference...
User avatar #107 - MRfunnyFACE (07/30/2014) [-]
>meet friend's neighbor when we go to a concert, prty cute
>we both drink a little
>she hugging me and telling me when she drinks she get a little...
>we both laugh
>what are you trying to say XD?
>laugh some more
>gets really close to my face
>I keep laughing
>nothing happened
#68 - dissectedtesticle (07/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
haha, what a guy.
User avatar #80 to #68 - britishtroll (07/30/2014) [-]
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
#56 - nintendolover (07/30/2014) [-]
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