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User avatar #5 - cocoman ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Had the same happen to me, but with a vibrator
I'm a dude.
User avatar #53 to #5 - garymotherfinoak (10/17/2013) [-]
i dont get it, why the red thumbs?
User avatar #57 to #53 - cocoman ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
People didn't like my joke
User avatar #64 to #57 - guymandude (10/17/2013) [-]
It's a bit too ambiguous.

Is the vibrator up your ass, and the control was in your backpack?
Is the vibrator in a girl, and you are controlling it?
Is the vibrator and the controller just inside your bag for no reason?

the lack of elaboration is part of this jokes downfall. but I'm no critic so if you want you could completely ignore this.
User avatar #77 to #64 - cocoman ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
well... you know... I didn't want to go in detail since it never really happened.
User avatar #78 to #77 - guymandude (10/17/2013) [-]
no, you should! that is where the juicy goodness lies, in the details...

of the joke of course
User avatar #79 to #78 - cocoman ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm afraid to try it in the future, since it went this bad this time.
Also, english isn't my first language so I might fuck the joke up just as bad as I did this time
User avatar #17 to #5 - captainfuckitall (10/17/2013) [-]
Why the fuck would you have a vibrator in your bag?
User avatar #19 to #17 - northleech ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
To have someone to discuss politics with, why the fuck do you think he has a vibrator in his bag?
User avatar #20 to #19 - captainfuckitall (10/17/2013) [-]
What's he gonna do, rip it out and shove it in his ass right there? What kind of idiot keeps a sex toy in their bag at all times?
User avatar #66 to #20 - gearshift (10/17/2013) [-]
...OP...
User avatar #33 to #20 - yuukoku (10/17/2013) [-]
I keep a sex toy with me at all times so that I can throw it between two girls when a fight breaks out in the halls.
User avatar #35 to #33 - captainfuckitall (10/17/2013) [-]
You're setting yourself up for disaster
User avatar #39 to #35 - yuukoku (10/17/2013) [-]
I would be if I were currently in possession of it.

I actually just got rid of it today. This dude was being sort of a dick to my teacher, so I dropped it in his bag as he was leaving.
User avatar #52 to #39 - bagguhsleep (10/17/2013) [-]
You may as well have said you were holding it for a friend.
User avatar #42 to #39 - captainfuckitall (10/17/2013) [-]
Right.
#56 to #42 - yuukoku (10/17/2013) [-]
...I never had it in the first place. I was lying to sound funny because my life has been fucking boring for the past few weeks.
User avatar #22 to #20 - northleech ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Hey, I have no idea why this moron would fiddle with a vibrator during a class, I was just stating that it was obvious why he had it.
User avatar #76 to #7 - europe (10/17/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you be protesting?
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