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#13 - Kaellnx (10/16/2015) [-]
"Sit around and I'll tell you the story of El Chupi Nebre"
User avatar #120 to #13 - magicalsteve (10/16/2015) [-]
Chupi nebre? I googled it and first result actually took me back to this comment lmao
User avatar #128 to #120 - wraithguard (10/17/2015) [-]
It's because FJ's in your search history.
User avatar #129 to #128 - magicalsteve (10/17/2015) [-]
ahh that makes sense, but even if it's just bookmarked, that would put it in my history?
User avatar #130 to #129 - wraithguard (10/17/2015) [-]
The bookmarked site should only be in your history if you haven't deleted it from your history since going to that site last.
#3 - TheGreatAnon ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
Jokes aside, How can you let yourself get even halfway that bad?
I just can't understand it, what do they look into the mirror and go 'All's well'

I suppose I should be grateful I don't understand how
#125 to #3 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
i sorta get people who say genetics, because i stuff my face 24/7 and im still in quite good shape (without exercising) i've got a little bit of a belly (maybe 1/2 inches out of a 6 pack) but srsly, how do people get this big
#261 to #125 - ryrynz ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
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I don't even think it's genetics.. just gut bacteria provided to them by their parents who would've eaten like **** too and given them the same food.. You're born fat.. eat high calorie food year after year.. it adds up, muscles get used less and less.. the cravings for the same **** foods gets worse as most good bacteria in your digestive system are gone.. chart those gainz brah.. woosh!
#327 to #261 - anon (11/13/2015) [-]
Don't stuff yourself with a whole bag of junk **** then mofo
#328 to #327 - ryrynz ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Man speaks the truth
#301 to #261 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Hitler is right, again. Gut bacteria increase upon the food they like to eat, and provide energy or mass to the person. Be it fast energy or slow burn molecules. The more you eat of one type of food, the greater the increase in bacteria, and likewise the greater the hunger to feed them exactly what they want. A human's gut has billions of different types of bacteria wanting all manner of foods to break down. With the addition of antibiotics and pesticide enriched corn (Monsanto), these severely limit your ability to grow stomach bacteria of many types. You end up with a basic and severely debilitated stomach, suitable for only digesting very few products. One of the most damaging issues is this, gut bacteria that reproduce quickly, are antibiotic resistant and go for fast breakdown foods like sugar and instant carbs. That type of gut flora packs on your weight mercilessly. You can thank over-anibiotic (pharmaceutical advertising) use and anti-biotic corn/wheat/animals/soy (mostly from the Monsanto crowd) for causing this.
#318 to #301 - ryrynz ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
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I hope it's not wrong to love your post, because I love your post.
#289 to #125 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Everyone's got abs, there is just a layer of fat covering it normally.
#28 to #3 - lenytunes (10/16/2015) [-]
Psst, this is why. Because they are brainwashed
User avatar #33 to #28 - crispykingpin (10/16/2015) [-]
The sad things is, I think if she lost all that weight she would probably be pretty attractive with that haircut. It's like seeing a brick of marble, and knowing what beauty could be sculpted out inside. But for some ******* reasons everyone thinks the god damn marble block is beautiful already.
User avatar #38 to #33 - chaosraptor (10/16/2015) [-]
thats a pretty poetic way to put it
#69 to #38 - thegreentornado (10/16/2015) [-]
The finest poet of all of FJ
#277 to #33 - corps (10/17/2015) [-]
I believe this is what you are trying to describe.
User avatar #279 to #277 - crispykingpin (10/17/2015) [-]
that's like literally perfect. I don't think a image could fit better
#285 to #284 - notmadguy (10/17/2015) [-]
hurrr I'm beautiful
#295 to #285 - tehnoobpwnzor (10/17/2015) [-]
what i saw when i looked at that
User avatar #297 to #33 - masterboll (10/17/2015) [-]
>everyone thinks
User avatar #170 to #3 - Shiny (10/17/2015) [-]
At that point, there's something ****** up in your head. Overeating to such an extent that you can't leave your bed should make you puke.
User avatar #247 to #3 - Johnsfer (10/17/2015) [-]
You don't, it either just happens like bad habbits, not much exercise or dieting or it comes from mental issues like depression and its a coping mechanism

I don't like being 270 and I have no excuse as to why I still am. At the very least, I'm 6'3 and not shorter than that
User avatar #238 to #3 - nevolmon (10/17/2015) [-]
people like this have legit eating disorders.
User avatar #200 to #3 - catburglarpenis (10/17/2015) [-]
My mom's like this. You just compare yourself to someone worse off a bunch of times until eventually there's no one left.

"I'm not as fat as blank!"
"I'm not as corrupt as blank!"
"I'm not as much as a total ******* sociopath as blank!"

I don't get along with my mother.
#163 to #3 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I really have no ******* clue, I'm kind of fat, I'm 188 cm (6'2'') and I weigh about 95-100 kg (210-220 lbs) and I have the worst diet and the worst habits you can have. I eat so much ****** food and I almost never exercise, I've been basically sitting at my computer 24/7 for the last few years so I barely even move. I regularly eat so much that I feel sick actually. I don't know if it's my genetics that does this or that really obese people are freaks of nature. Even though I'm fat I really should be fatter. This is a pretty good representation of my body if you had like 10-20% of weight.

Anyway, I wonder if I have really great genetics, if I actually hade the will power maybe I could become superhuman. Who knows?
User avatar #262 to #163 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
Hey I'm a lot like you, but I weigh a few pounds less and am a bit shorter.
User avatar #248 to #163 - brolylssj (10/17/2015) [-]
I've been playing rugby for almost a decade and am currently doing Taekwondo as well. I'm 6'1 and 270lbs. It's a little about genetics I put on weight incredibly fast if I don't watch out but it's also about diet and exercise. I don't eat horrible food, but I eat a lot more often than I should, and often at the worst times I often work until midnight, so I'll sometimes eat dinner at 1-2AM .
I'd say you have great genes, but you must be doing SOMETHING that keeps you that low. At the end of the day, the biggest factor is you.
#132 to #3 - mrspyder ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
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i can probably explain.
i live at something we call an afterschool here in Denmark. basically its where you can go after you are done with school, and then you live there. how the afterschool is depends on what the afterschool images. for example, the afterschool i go at is the only afterschool in Denmark that images healthier lifestyle and general weight loss.
i myself cast aside all the unhealthy **** i've been living without chips for so long man, it gets to you. but i'll survive. , but as i expected many people has it hard to let fast food go. you very much notice such things here. for example: some people raided our candy closet thats a story for another time. , making a big stir because the teachers had to interrogate people they found as suspects. meanwhile many people bring all kinds of **** with them from home, and gives out to all the others. and ofcourse, the others have it very hard to say no to that piece of chocolate, or that handful of chips.
basically my point is that obese people normally has it very hard to let go of food.
and sometimes they refuse to work out because it makes them feel fat and sad.
or maybe they are just lazy.
hope i didnt just write all that text for nothing
#176 to #132 - peyko (10/17/2015) [-]
Yay, Denmark!
#308 to #255 - peyko (10/17/2015) [-]
No offense
User avatar #303 to #255 - cromillo ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
ta tilbaka til småland svenskjävel
User avatar #269 to #255 - xsap (10/17/2015) [-]
cuckwiden
User avatar #136 to #132 - dukeofmordor (10/17/2015) [-]
so is afterschool closer to high school or college? or is it somewhere in between? Is it like a boarding school that only focuses on one thing? are all of your classes like physical education and mental health because your afterschool focuses on healthier lifestyles?
User avatar #142 to #136 - iqequalzero (10/17/2015) [-]
The word "after school" doesnt really translate all that well, its basically just a direct translation of the components that make up the word in Danish. The Danish language is kinda funky.

Basically, from 8th grade to 10th, your kids have the option of attending a "live in" school, with something akin to college dorms. It basically just regular school with a more social atmosphere. Parents have to pay though, since its only partially covered by the government (afaik)

I took 10th grade like this and was really sad at the end of the year that I didnt do 9th as well. Lots of fond memories. People were bawling their eyes out on the last day.

So basically its really not much like high school or college, its sort of its own thing.
User avatar #139 to #136 - mrspyder ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
afterschool is basically just normal school stepped up a notch, since you come there AFTER you are done with school. only if you want to though. you can also just go to high school. but other than that its what the afterschool images. nothing else special really
User avatar #46 to #3 - captchakid (10/16/2015) [-]
I think it's like, it creeps up on you. At some point you just suddenly realize that you're a fat **** and now you've got two choices. Work your ass off hardcore to lose that fat, or just ignore it and let yourself waste away.

Glad Im not like that, goddamn.
#68 to #46 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** it doesnt really creep up on you. at some point someone will be honest enough and tell you: dude, you've gotten fat. and that point should be about +20kg in, not at +220kg
User avatar #156 to #68 - zanea (10/17/2015) [-]
I can agree with you on that. When I started college I was 5ft 7in and 132 pounds. Then I started dating my gf( who is an astounding cook) and ballooned up to almost 200lbs at 5ft 9in. Ive been eating better and excercising a lot and now I weigh 186. Its far from ideal but my goal is to get to 160
User avatar #61 to #3 - Javapenguin (10/16/2015) [-]
Methanphetamine is probably healthier for them at this point.
Either they lose weight or they die
Win win
User avatar #62 to #3 - thebaconstripman (10/16/2015) [-]
I ended up getting to 255lb and being 5'4", that's pretty bad. I could barely do anything I liked outside. So I did something about it, and now a year later, I'm 194lb (Still 5'4"). So yea, same here, I don't get how the hell you can let yourself get so big without having any thoughts of doing something about it.
User avatar #167 to #62 - propanex (10/17/2015) [-]
Props to you man! I've been done that road before, max was 248 at 6 foot. Dropped to 185. Then I went back up to 238 or 240. Now I'm down to 185 again (roughly) at 6 foot still sadly :`|

Vowed to myself never to go back past 200... ever.
User avatar #63 to #3 - cuntism (10/16/2015) [-]
You get to a certain point, realize you're disgusting, also realize food is awesome, and think **** it just never look in a mirror again.

I started to get fat and for a lil while I got all "oh **** it". Lasted about a week though before I realized I like getting laid
User avatar #70 to #3 - gragasvlad (10/16/2015) [-]
Like they dare to look in mirrors.... also there are people out there telling them it's okay to be fat because fat is beautiful, and those people should be executed because they create abominations and that all kinds of wrong.
User avatar #9 to #3 - platinumaltaria (10/16/2015) [-]
It's an eating disorder, their brain doesn't work properly.
User avatar #26 to #9 - shadowdoogen (10/16/2015) [-]
Even so, the only way that can be used as an excuse is if it's the most aggressive eating disorders. We honestly can't make them be fit, but they shouldn't expect us to do anything to make them feel better about themselves or make things easier for them.
#14 to #9 - efeye (10/16/2015) [-]
If something does not work, it should be removed.
User avatar #15 to #14 - platinumaltaria (10/16/2015) [-]
Remove kebab then. Protip: You can't.
User avatar #19 to #15 - shaddyz (10/16/2015) [-]
**** that kebab taste amazing
User avatar #27 to #14 - europe (10/16/2015) [-]
That's retarded
"Hey this heart isn't functioning.. let's rip it out"
You either replace it or fix it, not just yank it out and call it a day
User avatar #34 to #27 - kalagas (10/16/2015) [-]
Someone who finally gets it. You don't just throw **** away, you replace it or fix it. You don't just lose
#74 to #3 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
Look at those cabinets and ****
they're probably hoarders
they probably can't see their mirrors because everythng's buried in ****
#48 to #3 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
i am not fat because i don't like to eat, i don't care how i look like or about my health so if i would like to eat i would just probably get fatter and fatter without a care i also got pretty strong willpower but it got 0 use when you don't want to do anything
#299 to #3 - jettom ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Depression. "Why should I slim down? Not like my life will be better. Its already ****** , at least I feel better when eating."
User avatar #174 to #3 - mattdoggy (10/17/2015) [-]
I think if half of us said the same thing about our lives we'd be in trouble
#141 to #3 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
I'm 6 foot 8 inches, and three fifty myself. As a man, developing titties is what made me go "Holy **** " and I'm losing weight slowly but steadily now.
#145 to #141 - supernerdyninefive (10/17/2015) [-]
Good on ya, mate. Keep goin' with it.
#50 to #3 - hongkonglongdong (10/16/2015) [-]
It's almost always down to some mental condition or other, not precluding plain old addiction (we can get addicted to pretty much anything- see, vidya, gambling- and food is a very accessible commodity).
#151 to #3 - luluwho (10/17/2015) [-]
Also, with first world food in particular ( and extra esp. in the US ), there are so many addictive substances in it that you can starve to death of malnutrition even as you weigh hundreds of pounds... and the more you eat = the more you crave, like Tribbles.
User avatar #164 to #151 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**** like white bread is almost like eating "pretend food", you think you're getting fuel, but then after 2 seconds you're hungry again.
User avatar #245 to #164 - imostlyroll (10/17/2015) [-]
And that's why I eat wheat bread. Stuff tastes better than white, too.
User avatar #166 to #164 - luluwho (10/17/2015) [-]
Exactly what I'm talking about, bro.
#17 to #3 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
Because looks have never meant anything to me. i bust my ass just as hard if not harder then some of the most skinny guys who are just lazy ***** so there is an answer for ya.
User avatar #36 to #17 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2015) [-]
If you bust your ass, you shouldn't be fat unless you spend twice as much time eating as you do working.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tasteofanon (10/16/2015) [-]
Shut up Meg.
#31 to #17 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
There's a fine line between looks and overall health...like god damn those whale can probably hardly walk a quarter mile.
User avatar #107 to #31 - daniboyi (10/16/2015) [-]
implying they can even get up and standing without help.
User avatar #45 to #17 - bladeboy (10/16/2015) [-]
Yea, no you don't.
User avatar #72 to #17 - muffintime (10/16/2015) [-]
By busting your ass do you mean training for the hot dog eating contest? if so you need to re-evaluate some things....
User avatar #119 to #72 - tevansroskos (10/16/2015) [-]
Jokes aside I hear the world champions in hot dog eating are super fit. It's always either a small girl or an asian who wins it seems.
User avatar #53 to #17 - capricore (10/16/2015) [-]
Also to you have problem with alcoholism?
Because that might just stop you from loosing weight.
#251 to #17 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
FJ, despite I will be 80%+ of its userbase being overweight, will hate you for not hating fat people. The psychology behind that fact is amusing.
User avatar #104 to #17 - phaegitt (10/16/2015) [-]
a very popular opinion you're "sporting" there champ ;)
#252 to #104 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
What's popularity have to do with it?
#319 to #252 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
"what is" popularity have to do with it?

you must have done great in grade school.
User avatar #102 to #17 - ImmortalBaconEater (10/16/2015) [-]
Like it's not hard to not get that fat though. Like it's actually the opposite of effort. You literally just eat less. Like that doesn't mean you'll be in shape or anything but to get that obese you have to eat like a ************ .
User avatar #101 to #17 - xdiabolicx (10/16/2015) [-]
You sound like every other tumblr tard ever.
#81 to #17 - ruggerbugger (10/16/2015) [-]
So looks mean nothing but you still work out. And you bust your arse harder than the skinny guys but you're still fat. Yep. Laws of biology have totally **** on you. You are the only one person in the world that diet and exercise doesn't work for. Unlucky chap.

Oooooorrrr maybe just a lazy fat delusional cunt who doesn't work hard. Doesn't eat right and blames it on his genes... only genes you should blame are the genes you can't get over your ham thighs you fat **** .
#253 to #81 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
You'd be wrong about that. Not that you were every right to begin with, because you were trolling and acting superior despite the fact you're probably a horrible person and incredibly physically unattractive.

There are plenty of people who work hard and it just doesn't work out for them. Actually do some research before posting. "Oooooorrrr maybe you're just a lazy delusional cunt."
User avatar #79 to #17 - yourbaus (10/16/2015) [-]
youre walking (sitting?) proof that what you are saying is not true.
User avatar #37 to #3 - dreygur (10/16/2015) [-]
It often comes unnoticed, then when they notice it's already at its peak, then they become depressed and thus lack the will to do something about it. The mental state of obese people is an evil circle.
#162 to #37 - alf (10/17/2015) [-]
I can attest to this. While I got no where near that big and by most peoples standards wouldn't even be considered obese I was much bigger than I cared to be and it all happened with out realizing it. Once I did however I quickly fixed that **** .
User avatar #212 to #3 - ponieskilledmyacc (10/17/2015) [-]
Common sense is more rare than you'd think.
#25 to #3 - karpalarp ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
I have issues understanding it too... I used to be a pretty heavy guy, and one day I got on the scale and it hit the 240 lb mark and I said enough was enough... I lost the weight these people can too
#149 to #3 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
That type is just so retarded that they never stop eating and don't even relate it to the condition of their bodies.
#21 to #3 - animesource ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
I'm 90kg at 175cm height. I didn't really do anything to get there, nor I did anything to prevent that.
#67 to #21 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
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#73 to #67 - animesource ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
My mom is like 130kg at 170cm.
User avatar #239 to #21 - trolljunkusa (10/17/2015) [-]
Well, you could always reverse that with diet and excercise.....

The best time to plant a tree is 5 years ago, the second best time is now
User avatar #243 to #21 - buckdich (10/17/2015) [-]
I'm 115Kg at 187cm, I've got a bit of a gut on me since I left the Army but I'm not entirely fat, I think that with my build if I were to go below 90 kg I'd look disproportioned..
User avatar #91 to #21 - satansferret (10/16/2015) [-]
You probably sat around eating and watching anime all night w/o sleeping or walking around much. Or is that what you meant by "really didn't do anything to get there"?
#263 to #91 - animesource ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
lol you guessed it.
Add gaming to anime and multiply that by 10 years.
User avatar #314 to #263 - satansferret (10/17/2015) [-]
I ******* knew it!
#35 to #3 - bjornkrage (10/16/2015) [-]
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Delusion mixed with laziness. They wake up every morning and think "Wow, can't people just accept me as beautiful?" And even though they might not even think "because it's actually easier than exercising", they subconciously know that they want to be fit, but because it's so much work, they'd rather just live the easy life.

I also imagine that at some point, you just can't come back again, so you just live in the misery you've created for yourself.
#40 to #35 - marcsman (10/16/2015) [-]
Nobody is acknowledging that good ******* roll. Quite relevant my dude.
User avatar #41 to #40 - bjornkrage (10/16/2015) [-]
well i just posted it like 13 minutes ago...
#42 to #41 - marcsman (10/16/2015) [-]
Still, I would have expected a few more thumbs. I wish my rolls were that good.
User avatar #175 to #35 - Shiny (10/17/2015) [-]
Even for a self-inflicted condition that seems kind of mean. A lot of people just don't care when they should, it's a medical problem, not a personality one.
#113 to #35 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
Excellent roll and viewpoint. I've lost a hell of a lot of weight, though not nearly as much as they have to lose. For me, it wasn't, "Why can't people just accept me as beautiful," it was more so, "I'm ******* ugly, Jesus, why won't they leave me alone? God, I've been like this for so long. I'm hungry. Eat healthy. **** , I'm still hungry. I know it takes time/exercise to come off, but I'd rather not a damn person see me outside. I'm worthless."

I think some people are just ****** in the head or don't even know how to begin. And, yeah, like you said, so people are just too resigned because being fat is easier than exercising. Living in the misery you created for yourself sounds about right. Just my two cents no one asked for.

I think some people are just ****** in the head
#2 - leonhardt (10/16/2015) [-]
That bitch is turning into a Rhino
#30 to #2 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
I doubt she could gather up the momentum

Plus she's probably got paper thin skin, stretched out like that
Poke her with a needle and I bet gravy or liquid fat oozes out

Poke a rhino with a needle and you probably get kicked in the teeth, if it even notices
#7 to #2 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
Not cool, man.
#180 to #7 - strangesir (10/17/2015) [-]
Warframe mentioned, swell with resource grinding and fan shippidges.
#182 to #181 - strangesir (10/17/2015) [-]
Eyy Excalibro
User avatar #298 to #180 - masterboll (10/17/2015) [-]
give me your steam username
User avatar #316 to #298 - strangesir (10/17/2015) [-]
What stuff d'ya like doin' most in-game?
User avatar #317 to #316 - masterboll (10/18/2015) [-]
swaggin
User avatar #16 - ScottP (10/16/2015) [-]
I didn't even realize that the forehead could store that much fat without you dying
#4 - johrai (10/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #134 to #75 - sonatadusk (10/17/2015) [-]
Of what appears to be an ogre holding a gun
#23 - runswithspoon (10/16/2015) [-]
Oi, I blink 2lbs how about bruh!
#24 to #23 - runswithspoon (10/16/2015) [-]
Bish pls I blink 10lbs. get on my level dyel faggit
>implying I lift for men
#12 - shadowrated (10/16/2015) [-]
The evolution of obesity
#78 to #12 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
while your picture has a point, that is not the worlds largest man in 1903, that is just a circus performer. there's always been fat people and yes not exceptionally healthy levels of them, hell many cultures view fat as the epitome of beauty, the issue is we've reached the age where we're aware of why its bad for people to be so obese.
User avatar #178 to #78 - asugar (10/17/2015) [-]
List the many cultures that find being fat attractive.
#225 to #178 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
ancient **** mainly, and it was women
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b5/c8/a4/b5c8a4f4b87732e37c97d83a216053f3.jpg

healthy for the baby, not for woman.

its only recently that "skinny" was good, but thats because now food is easy to come by since the industrial revolution
User avatar #241 to #225 - asugar (10/17/2015) [-]
Define recently.
User avatar #109 to #12 - daniboyi (10/16/2015) [-]
Sometimes I am worried I may not reach my goal to become a police. Then I see this picture and go 'I can still see my feet, so I am perfectly capable!'
User avatar #143 to #109 - iqequalzero (10/17/2015) [-]
Keep in mind though, that cop may have gotten fat after he graduated. Some places are pretty lax with their fitness requirements.
#193 to #109 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
If you're from America, you will become a cop. If you live outside of America, you will have to work your ass off to become one.
#59 - trollmobile (10/16/2015) [-]
when you're so obese you make the woman next to you with no neck look small
#43 - vivjames (10/16/2015) [-]
I always wonder but I'm afraid to google.

How do obese people have sex? like... how does the pecker reach the abyss?
User avatar #259 to #43 - rockamekishiko (10/17/2015) [-]
they don't
User avatar #137 to #43 - wtfduud (10/17/2015) [-]
If an obese woman got pregnant, how would they even know?

"Oh **** a baby just popped out out of nowhere"
#306 to #137 - donclawleone (10/17/2015) [-]
Their are a few greentexts about that exact topic you don't want to know about.
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User avatar #144 to #137 - iqequalzero (10/17/2015) [-]
The fatter you get the lower the chance of conception.

These bitches have a theoretical negative % chance of getting pregnant.
User avatar #47 to #43 - ronyx (10/16/2015) [-]
Baseball bat, pool brush, broom stick etc
User avatar #114 to #43 - borderlineparanoid (10/16/2015) [-]
they use a hose.
#65 to #43 - jizmakdagusha (10/16/2015) [-]
I imagine all the sweat from her rolls drip down into her downstairs area and the whole place is just a real damp smelly mess that nobody visits unless they need training from a wrinkly green thing.
#190 to #65 - whatyousay (10/17/2015) [-]
You know i could have lived without that image in my mind.
#110 - utburd (10/16/2015) [-]
her body ran out of options it was either in her forehead or this.
User avatar #111 to #110 - protectorofjam (10/16/2015) [-]
Why did you have to remind me of this scene.
User avatar #183 to #111 - teevee (10/17/2015) [-]
what is this?
User avatar #187 to #183 - protectorofjam (10/17/2015) [-]
Monty Python's Meaning of Life's Mr Creosote, after he ate literally everything and one thin mint , exploded in a wave of partially digested food and intestinal contents,covering the restaurant and all it's patrons. It's quite disgusting.
#58 - thelastcaveman (10/16/2015) [-]
I bet she has a real nice chub'n'tuck.
#115 to #58 - borderlineparanoid (10/16/2015) [-]
Ethan and Hila
#154 to #115 - tbeaz (10/17/2015) [-]
What is going on here?
#192 to #154 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Ethan is disgusted.
User avatar #188 to #154 - borderlineparanoid (10/17/2015) [-]
Coughing.
#189 to #188 - tbeaz (10/17/2015) [-]
oh
ok
thanks
User avatar #191 to #189 - borderlineparanoid (10/17/2015) [-]
He does it as a response to many things, usually as a form of disgust.
#95 to #58 - chokebee ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #202 to #95 - catburglarpenis (10/17/2015) [-]
Alright I'm just going to ask- what the **** is up with Hila?

Is she like, the cheapest Russian bride he could find or...

She doesn't have good mastery over the English language, but she's also not really out of his league so...

And where the **** are they? They talked about moving to New York in one episode, then mentioned that they lived in California in another, and then visited Jerusalem in a third episode. Did they do that **** as a joke, just for one ******* episode?!

Then they just ran into Filthy Frank one episode and used him for a cheap bit, and didn't even keep him for a full episode? At least JonTron stayed from one whole episode. It was **** , but he stayed.

I'm so ******* confused.
#203 to #202 - chokebee ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just wrote.. go back to sleep dude... just, go back to sleep.
And then wake up and delete this **** .
User avatar #206 to #203 - catburglarpenis (10/17/2015) [-]
Besides the Engrish at the end, it's an honest question. Do they explain where the hell they found Hila at some point? How these two got together and started living like Slavs?
#209 to #206 - chokebee ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Who the hell cares where they've met?
And if you're a man man, you should be well aware of how men's brain works, so why all these questions?
User avatar #213 to #209 - catburglarpenis (10/17/2015) [-]
Clearly I care. I'm the author of the question.

I don't know what a man man is, I don't know how "men's brain works" has anything to do with these questions. I asked them because I was personally curious. I've watched like 26 of their ******* YouTube videos and they've never explained any of this **** .

I mean, I'm male if that's why you're asking, but most adamant Star Wars nerds are male, so is it any surprise that a man would ask further questions about a YouTube video, especially if he's watching 26 episodes of a man... asking further questions about YouTube videos?!
#220 to #213 - chokebee ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure, look:
I don't care.
They're married, people get married - usually there are reasons for that.
I don't know the reasons, but I can guess, that it's either love (and watching them together, I'd say it's that) or they felt good together, and decided that a partnership would benefit them both.

Either way, I don't understand your confusion over such a petty thing.
User avatar #224 to #220 - catburglarpenis (10/17/2015) [-]
I don't understand your aversion to such questions. The channel is full of videos of a guy being confused over petty things. That's what the whole channel is about. I could copy and paste single questions from their actual scripts and it'd be every bit as petty.

I kind of meant it as a general question, so maybe if the notification went to someone with knowledge of the show (often FJers know the backstories of such channels) I could've gotten an answer other than "I don't care, so why should you?"
#227 to #224 - chokebee ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, maybe.
But the way you wrote in >>#202 sounds only as if you're angry at the mere notion of someone falling in love.
User avatar #233 to #227 - catburglarpenis (10/17/2015) [-]
I'm married, so I fall in love and **** . You're probably right, I probably portrayed myself a little wrong.

I used to be in the Navy so while I don't bat a ******* eye when someone is dating a different race, once someone opens their mouth and it's very clear that they don't just have an accent, that they're actually ******* skipping words because they don't know English well, I start to go "waitasecond... what the story here?"

I only know two people that got married to someone that they can't have a full honest conversation with because they can't speak good English, and their both exhausted because of it. They chase down anyone that'll talk to them because they don't get that kind of mental stimulation at home. They're not well adjusted.

Now Hila's not bad when she does talk, she doesn't struggle for words but she does skip them. Not quite "Crazy Russian Hacker" levels but not quite full English. I figure someone on FJ would have the skinny, you know?
#237 to #233 - chokebee ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
FAQ with Ethan and Hila [h3h3productions]

Sorry then mate, that explains a lot.
Scroll to 9:45 to get your answer.
User avatar #249 to #237 - catburglarpenis (10/17/2015) [-]
Holy **** . This video answers literally all my questions, how the **** did I miss this one?

AND Hila was in the Israeli military?

I don't know what to do with this new information, but it is good.

Thank you based FJer. You have sated my curiosity, and touched my naughty bits.

You thought I was asleep didn't you? Yeah you came in through the window and gave me a GOOD rub down. I was awake the whole time! Come back and see me sometime sugar ;)
#313 to #249 - chokebee ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Not a problem
User avatar #84 - mechgeek (10/16/2015) [-]
To be fair, it doesn't look like they're storing brains up there.
User avatar #106 - dingdongz (10/16/2015) [-]
my portions would kill you, traveler
my portions are fit for a beast, let alone a man
User avatar #66 - highamount (10/16/2015) [-]
The sad part is that in this video the sit and eat chocolates and marshmallows.
******* disgusting.
Chubby bunny challenge <- sauce
#97 to #66 - lastone (10/16/2015) [-]
That made me feel a little sick. i wonder how much they actually weight? how does a car move them? jesue help me.
User avatar #168 to #66 - iamkagji (10/17/2015) [-]
EXTREME CHUBBY BUNNY CHALLENGE! this was in my recommended vids from there.
User avatar #276 to #66 - muffintime (10/17/2015) [-]
so much trolling in the comment section lmao i hope its not serious
#90 to #66 - aaronfilkins (10/16/2015) [-]
Why the **** did I watch that
#117 to #66 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
DO NOT READ THE COMMENT SECTION!!! i think I threw up in my mouth...
#56 - derelict (10/16/2015) [-]
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User avatar #265 - mookiea (10/17/2015) [-]
This is so ******* disgusting.
User avatar #266 to #265 - cnlsanders (10/17/2015) [-]
I said this out loud before scrolling down to the comments, immediately saw this comment
User avatar #267 to #266 - mookiea (10/17/2015) [-]
As did I. I saw this, got the disgusted look, and was like " This is so ******* disgusting" I had to share my incites, lol.
User avatar #165 - ladyrazor (10/17/2015) [-]
I would kill myself if I ever got this big. I thought i was fat when I was at my heaviest of 220, now sitting at 155 I am content although could stand to lose a couple more pounds.
User avatar #185 to #165 - jakefenris (10/17/2015) [-]
Congrats, that's not easy. You should be proud of yourself.
User avatar #228 to #185 - ladyrazor (10/17/2015) [-]
I am very proud it took diet, exercise and cutting out the birth control I took at the time. I used to be 140 than I got on the Depo Prevova shot...and god dam I put on weight x-x
User avatar #315 to #228 - jakefenris (10/17/2015) [-]
Takes a lot of work and dedication to take it off and keep it off. Have been trying to help my partner with his weight and it's tough. It's no fun cutting the crap food out because you can become dependent on it for your fix.
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