Haha oh man i remember this one time i met 2 girls at a concert,they were pretty cute so we had a few drinks and went back to their place,they had some weird toys and they kept saying stuff like,* **** my tuba* and *my violin needs more oil*,anyways i heard they both died of vaginal mutilation cause they rubbed bleach and pbg on eachother vagianas,haha oh man those were some good times...Welp time to go look up some tuba porn.
Haha oh man i remember this one time i met a girl at a hockey match,she was pretty hot and we had a few beers cheering for the turkmenistan team, even tho that team lost we still went home and had some nice sex,anyways i heard she got killed by dept collectors cause her dad put everything he had on that team,haha oh man those were some good times....Welp time to go look up some hockey porn.