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User avatar #1 - sgtmajjohnson (12/16/2015) [-]
But what about the animal that kills him? How will it know?
#25 to #1 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
I think that he didn't really care if the animal new or not.
User avatar #3 to #1 - muffincannibal (12/16/2015) [-]
He did say "The 'man' who kills me will know"
User avatar #4 to #3 - sgtmajjohnson (12/16/2015) [-]
Exactly, that's my point. How will the animal know how to get its inheritance.
User avatar #5 to #4 - muffincannibal (12/16/2015) [-]
HE SAID MAN AS IN A HUMAN MALE.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sgtmajjohnson (12/16/2015) [-]
Ok, I don't think I get what you're saying here. Can you clarify what your problem with my comment was?
User avatar #31 to #6 - RealJoker (12/16/2015) [-]
He is saying that he won't be killed by an animal. The will says, "The man or animal..." Ron is clarifying that it will not be an animal. It's subtle comedy.
User avatar #7 to #6 - muffincannibal (12/16/2015) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sgtmajjohnson (12/16/2015) [-]
K then. He said the man who kills him will know what the symbols mean, and that his inheritance would go to the man OR ANIMAL who kills him. So I was joking by saying that if the man will understand the symbols, how will the animal who cannot get its inheritance?
User avatar #14 to #9 - muffincannibal (12/16/2015) [-]
I regret nothing.
User avatar #17 to #14 - thetickledpickle (12/16/2015) [-]
Your parents do
#21 to #19 - slobiscuit (12/16/2015) [-]
**slobiscuit used "*roll picture*"**
**slobiscuit rolled image**Can you just shut the **** up already? Jesus!
#70 to #17 - propanex ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
That look that an animal just killed Ron
#15 to #14 - gruesomejack (12/16/2015) [-]
You should.
User avatar #30 to #14 - WutsAtroll (12/16/2015) [-]
you shouldn't, you were right and everyone who thumbed you down is wrong. Obviously Ron is referring to a specific person when he says "the man who killed me will know" so that completely narrows it down to 1 man and rules out everything else. This site is retarded i swear
User avatar #45 to #30 - paradoxofnight (12/16/2015) [-]
But he didn't explain his comment well enough for everybody to know that.
User avatar #46 to #45 - WutsAtroll (12/16/2015) [-]
but i explained it well and got thumbed down too. People just hate being wrong
#48 to #46 - pariahlol (12/17/2015) [-]
No, you're getting thumbed down because you're siding with muffincannibal, and calling the site retarded. The guy's explanation wasn't clear, and he was a total chode about it. He was being a ******* idiot, and I don't think it's even clear that what he was trying to explain is even the same as what your explanation is.

He isn't thumbed down for his explanation but for his lack thereof and you're getting thumbed down for sympathizing with a pathetic asshat. And then calling us all retarded because muffincannibal is.

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User avatar #76 to #48 - midgetslayer ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
lol 'chode'
User avatar #52 to #48 - WutsAtroll (12/17/2015) [-]
well that's fine. It doesn't matter who is right, I'm on the side of what is right. I have never seen that guy before and I don't give a **** about him. But since he is correct and getting hate simply because people dislike his attitude I'd rather not join the hate mob
#53 to #52 - pariahlol (12/17/2015) [-]
Read the whole comment next time, there's no particular hint in his comments that indicate his explanation is the same one as yours. He's merely repeating emphasis ont he man part, and never goes any further. So, you're not siding with the person who is correct, you're just a troll and I honestly don't even know why i'm replying to this. Probably so I can just use more reaction images
User avatar #55 to #53 - WutsAtroll (12/17/2015) [-]
i don't understand why you have such a problem with me for not hating a guy who was rude on a site where literally everyone is rude. I just prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt, sorry you're so bitter. Hope things get better in your life dude
#58 to #55 - pariahlol (12/17/2015) [-]
"This site is retarded i swear"
"People just hate being wrong"

Because asshats who make stupid statements deserve to be called stupid asshats
You're a stupid asshat
User avatar #59 to #58 - WutsAtroll (12/17/2015) [-]
so you hate being wrong so much that despite me explaining myself I'm somehow an asshat for pointing out people hate being wrong? Grow up
#71 to #59 - crixuz (12/17/2015) [-]
Change your 			*******		 text color
Change your ******* text color
User avatar #72 to #71 - WutsAtroll (12/17/2015) [-]
I can't, I don't have another coloured text item
#61 to #59 - pariahlol (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
I don't hate being wrong at all, I admitted to thinking your explanation was correct. I'm just pointing out that you made blanket statements about the site, I said no, that's not why people are hate him, and then you ignored that and just claimed I don't like you for not hating him. I've explained this already, you're just ignoring everything I say. Again, you're a troll so I'm hardly even taking this seriously, just a platform for more reaction images.
User avatar #63 to #61 - WutsAtroll (12/17/2015) [-]
I'm not a troll, but you clearly are. I'm done wasting my time arguing with a troll
#64 to #63 - pariahlol (12/17/2015) [-]
10/10 lol, I cracked up at that one
#50 to #48 - muffincannibal (12/17/2015) [-]
eh **** you buddy!
#51 to #50 - pariahlol (12/17/2015) [-]
Pic related, it's you
User avatar #60 to #56 - muffincannibal (12/17/2015) [-]
Sticks and stones may break my bones. But words will send me into a deep state of depression and lose the will to live.
#62 to #60 - pariahlol (12/17/2015) [-]
Do it fag
User avatar #65 to #62 - muffincannibal (12/17/2015) [-]
But I'm physically fit. Have quite a few options in dating. About to be trained in a military styled boot camp. And enjoying life. But since people on the internet disagree with me, it must be the only answer!
#66 to #65 - pariahlol (12/17/2015) [-]
But are you really happy with who you are?
#18 to #14 - infernoimmortal (12/16/2015) [-]
Don't worry, people are retards here.
#22 to #18 - mayoroftownsville (12/16/2015) [-]
Yes, such as muffincannibal
User avatar #38 to #14 - muffincannibal (12/16/2015) [-]
NOTHING.
#16 to #3 - jaythreetee (12/16/2015) [-]
You don't get to choose who kills you
#68 to #1 - paraplegicdinosaur (12/17/2015) [-]
This was a rollercoaster of emotions.
User avatar #69 to #68 - sgtmajjohnson (12/17/2015) [-]
"It's about that time, to bring forth, the rhythm and the rhyme."
User avatar #11 to #1 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
The animal has no need of the symbols
And the man who knows will know that he missed his opportunity
User avatar #13 to #1 - europe (12/16/2015) [-]
Too bad for the animal if his lazy ass never went to school
User avatar #41 to #13 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
******* amirite?
User avatar #42 to #41 - europe (12/16/2015) [-]
That's racist
User avatar #43 to #42 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Right*
#2 to #1 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
It will know.
User avatar #10 to #1 - topperharly ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
...animal
..anymal
..anymale
...any male???

na dont get it either
User avatar #23 - bionicpanda (12/16/2015) [-]
Lawyer: "What are these weird symbols?"

Ron Swanson: "I knew I was right not to be threatened by you."
-11
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User avatar #37 to #35 - bionicpanda (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm talking about the lawyer he gets to check to will AFTER this scene occurs

you'd know that if you weren't such a casual
#36 to #35 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that, even though we are all on FJ, we have better things to waste time on
#57 to #36 - adr (12/17/2015) [-]
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#12 - assrocket (12/16/2015) [-]
"The man who kills me will know"
#33 - kuntz (12/16/2015) [-]
#26 - johnas ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
I love Ron
#39 to #26 - ienjoymemes (12/16/2015) [-]
I love Ron too.
#34 - hasinvadedyou (12/16/2015) [-]
a while back when this was posted someone pointed out the note looks like it says "asshole"
#29 - laughable (12/16/2015) [-]
Ron = Axe cop
If you haven't seen it then look it up
User avatar #67 to #29 - mondominiman (12/17/2015) [-]
A buddy told me he showed me the entire season when we got drunk once but I don't remember a single second of it.
#24 - immapikacu (12/16/2015) [-]
i bet its bacon/.....
#44 to #24 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
orr whiskey
#28 - thisisestonia (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
what if he shows it to the next guy and he recognises the symbols
#74 to #28 - mindyourownbusines (12/17/2015) [-]
Fight to the death. How did you think he got the note when he turned eight?
#47 - alpako (12/17/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image** i dun get it
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