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#155 to #11 - weighmorehigher (11/25/2015) [-]
wow nice eyes dude
User avatar #27 to #11 - regularorange (11/21/2015) [-]
El mayo
#3 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
#7 to #3 - rhattmann (11/21/2015) [-]
**rhattmann used "*roll picture*"**
**rhattmann rolled image**I'm gonna need the source of that
#73 to #23 - theonewhoanswers (11/21/2015) [-]
I got one too!
User avatar #26 to #3 - assassindash (11/21/2015) [-]
The amount of want to know surrounding that picture intensifies more than a than a particle wave launched by a megaphone in a large sealed room....
#35 to #26 - anonymousbrony (11/21/2015) [-]
>>#7,
Took awhile to find
#72 to #35 - plutosmarket (11/21/2015) [-]
People who source aren't appreciated enough. Thanks dude, you're great!
User avatar #79 to #35 - guruofcancer (11/21/2015) [-]
I typed ''little mac samus'' in google and it was like the third result.
User avatar #108 to #35 - masterfluffydubs (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't really get the last 2 frames. Is it a running theme from a comic or something?
#122 to #108 - anon (11/22/2015) [-]
*awwww* cute
then *ooooh* dick "big mac"
#2 - murrlogic (11/21/2015) [-]
Everytime

They either ship her with Falcon, Snake, Little Mac, or make her full blown rug munching lesbian

Guise you're missing the big picture here. She only has the hots for Adam because her directive tells her too

Did you fags forget Other M so easily? Samus is already in a kayfabe, be it long distance, relationship from someone from her own universe
User avatar #8 to #2 - zionsype (11/21/2015) [-]
Other M is like the Avatar Movie. It never happened.
User avatar #48 to #8 - theasexualgamer (11/21/2015) [-]
What Avatar movie? I thought it was some hoax.
User avatar #49 to #48 - zionsype (11/21/2015) [-]
It was, my child
It was
User avatar #24 to #2 - vivibm (11/21/2015) [-]
arent you meant to forget other m easily?
#6 to #2 - chiselbit (11/21/2015) [-]
I seem to remember that if you plot out the Metroid games chronologically, in order to make Other M fit you would have to cut out the Prime series. If I have to pick between the Primes or Other M as canon then its not even a choice.
#40 to #6 - asdasdzxczxc (11/21/2015) [-]
What? No, the Prime Trilogy takes place between Metroid (or MZM) and Metroid 2, Other M takes place between Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion.
User avatar #56 to #6 - mintea (11/21/2015) [-]
Never played a metroid game but curious - why is Other M so bad and people pretend it didn't happen?
#65 to #56 - chiselbit (11/21/2015) [-]
Other M is terrible for a number of reasons. It tried to flesh out the character of Samus but missed any of the traits established in the previous games. In all the games before she was basically a silent protag and it was left to you to infer how she felt about sitiuations based on her reactions, outside of small monologues. In this game she talks more but anything she says can be summed up as The Baby.
The Baby referring to an alien lifeform that she had briefly taken care of before dumping off on scientists which it was stolen from. She then had to try and get it back. Long story short you dont see it again till the end of the game at which point its become a soulsucking behemoth wiping out monsters you cant even touch. It realizes Samus was the one who took care of it in infancy and opts not to kill her. And in the games final confrontation it imbues you with all of the energy its been absorbing so you can kill the last boss which also kills it. This is probably one of the most impactful scenes in a Metroid game and they show it in cutscene from at the start of Other M. Its terrible in Other M. In the original you get to infer how she felt. In M she just has a gigantic monologue over the whole thing amounting to "It made me sad"
One of the other major sins of M was that it made her seem wimpy. In the other games she kicked ass and took names with minimal help or interaction with other people. Going so far as to ignore or go against leaders in the game if she felt their actions were immoral or stupid. In Other M she absolutely obeys a military guy called Adam that she used to have a crush on. One of the game mechanics prior had been to run around and naturally discover weapons and upgrades so you felt yourself growing stronger. Adam removes that function since he tells Samus what she can and cant wear and cant use. Even in situations where it would be incredibly important to use an ability Samus wont because her overlord Adam hasnt permitted it. 2 points where this is incredibly obvious as being stupid is the fire area and when one of the marines is getting attacked. You dont get to activate the heat resistant suit in the fire area where you are slowly dying due to heat exposure until you basically beat the area and Adam OKs it. Additionally when one of the marines is getting attacked and its obvious the only way to reach him is with the grapple, Samus is content to sit and watch him die until Adam says to use the grapple 5 sec later.
Another note about making Samus appear weak is when she fights her arch nemesis. Ridley is Samus' big bad and the most recurring boss in the series. Hes a space dragon that killed her family and shes fought ever since. You kill him in every game and she shows up in the next revived via magic, genetic engineering, cyborg enhancement, or cloning. By the time Other M happens she has fought him at least 4-6 times. Yet when he shows up this time she has a breakdown,starts crying and freezes up, and has to be saved by one of the marines. Its equivalent to the CTRL ALT DEL miscarriage scene in terms of absurdity
Speaking of the marines they're terrible. They are all ****** stereotypes with the most prominent one besides Adams only trait being that hes 'black' and basically acts as a ****** buddy cop.
The guy making the game said he wanted to make a more plot centric game which couldve been good if the plot wasnt retarded. Its too long to go into here but they were so proud of their trainwreck of a story that you can unlock a movie mode for beating the game. It basically lets you watch the game as a cinematic. Its alot of poor editing and fastforwards which the devs apparently thought was the perfect way to watch Other M. Which can be seen here www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMI1-DDklqE
User avatar #66 to #65 - mintea (11/21/2015) [-]
Wow that does sound bad :|
Thanks
User avatar #109 to #66 - cheeseboyofdoom (11/22/2015) [-]
Chisel sums it up nicely. I don't know if you will be interested , but this guy goes really in depth about why the other m sucks and why the other games, specifically the prime series is way better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX4mhp-8sOc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfS0254dRRw
User avatar #67 to #56 - chiselbit (11/21/2015) [-]
As an aside. Its something I wouldnt bother mentioning if it werent intentional. Samus gets a lot more dialogue in this game but its all terrible. Not only is it poorly written but the VA sounds like their dead. There is almost no emotion or inflection in anything she says. Which could be chalked up to a ****** VA except the woman voicing her is a professional with other roles she aced. So what happened? In an interview when asked why Samus sounded so robotic and stiff she said that the Director had told her to be that way. Which kinda shows how this was doomed to fail from the start.
User avatar #144 to #56 - YllekNayr ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
METROID OTHER M (Zero Punctuation)

Let Yahtzee tell you about awful
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#58 to #57 - bluejolt (11/21/2015) [-]
The story is absolute **** . Samus goes from being depicted as a strong heroine in other games to a blubbering baby about some guy who has no character development. It just completely throws the strong heroine character that she is under the bus. The gameplay is pretty okay but very linear. It's fun if you skip all the story segments and pretend it's like a 3D Super Metroid only not anywhere near as good. Plus, the dude could have easily prevented his own death. It's like they just made up an excuse to kill him. It was laughable.
User avatar #87 to #58 - ogthegreat (11/21/2015) [-]
So its basically the '06 of Metroid games.
#149 to #87 - bluejolt (11/22/2015) [-]
Nah, at least Other M is playable without game breaking glitches.
User avatar #151 to #149 - ogthegreat (11/22/2015) [-]
I meant in that it's the most hated game in the series and subjected to fan discontinuity because fans would rather it be purged from their meory entirely.
#154 to #151 - bluejolt (11/22/2015) [-]
Then, yes. It's the Sonic 06 of Metroid.
User avatar #152 to #151 - ogthegreat (11/22/2015) [-]
Whoops, spellcheck alert. Looks like I forgot the other m
User avatar #9 to #6 - murrlogic (11/21/2015) [-]
Nah.

Fusion is a prequel to Other M.

Other M is a sub sequel to Super Metroid the Prime Games come afterwards
#19 to #9 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
i have no idea how you were able to get something so wrong in just one comment
User avatar #54 to #9 - helpexplain (11/21/2015) [-]
Mate, fusion is the very last game in the entire series chronologically. Other M is the prequel, and you can tell because in Other M Adam is alive but in Fusion he's already dead and just had a personality like his own put into the computer. Everything else comes before those games. www.metroidwiki.org/wiki/Metroid_ (series)
User avatar #43 to #2 - adu ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Other M is basically non-canon. It's ******* stupid, and you should feel bad for bringing it up.
#44 to #2 - cheeseboyofdoom (11/21/2015) [-]
I wish i could forget other M
#59 to #44 - yooisa (11/21/2015) [-]
Forget what now?
#5 to #2 - woofman (11/21/2015) [-]
>Other M
Kek
#82 to #77 - woofman (11/21/2015) [-]
Good Ol' Zaibatzu!
User avatar #86 to #82 - bagguhsleep (11/21/2015) [-]
DLC IN 3 (THREE) DAYS ************
#42 - galadvin (11/21/2015) [-]
i worked really hard on this b4 i realized she was taking a selfie and not just holding a picture of herself
User avatar #60 to #42 - garymotherfingoak (11/21/2015) [-]
well i thought it was dank
#50 - sanbonzakura (11/21/2015) [-]
choo choo
#37 - frostmarris (11/21/2015) [-]
this ship is going to sail hard
User avatar #88 to #37 - ogthegreat (11/21/2015) [-]
#Titsofsteel
User avatar #1 - thebluedream (11/21/2015) [-]
I am proud to be a member of the ship Samus and Little Mac
#99 to #1 - acroneos (11/21/2015) [-]
**** yoouuuuuuu
User avatar #113 to #99 - warioteam (11/22/2015) [-]
**** outta here
User avatar #29 to #1 - schmuxy (11/21/2015) [-]
How did this ship start?
#30 to #29 - erotictentacle (11/21/2015) [-]
with the trailer for the newest super smash bros where samus made fun of his size.

Though i personally ship her with snake its the only time i ship, i swear
#115 to #30 - warioteam (11/22/2015) [-]
GIF
rip snake he died doing what he loved
having a firm ass and not being in sm4sh even though that faggot hedgehog is probably going to be a ******* STAPLE FROM NOW ON
User avatar #118 to #115 - theepicduckfrog (11/22/2015) [-]
i main sonic tho...
User avatar #119 to #118 - warioteam (11/22/2015) [-]
**** your speedy blue wombat
that was snakes spot on the roster and now its been tarnished by those rancid red sneakers
User avatar #126 to #119 - majormoron (11/22/2015) [-]
To be fair Sonic didnt steal **** , he was in Brawl. If anything I'd say Cloud just took Snake's spot.
User avatar #128 to #126 - warioteam (11/22/2015) [-]
no
that one-eyed ****** was a third party character who could have been thrown out just as easy as snake, but because sega ****** up in the nineties and uses nintendo like its life support, they have no choice but to roll along in smash. now that knami threw kojima and the mgs franchise out like trash we will never see them again
User avatar #130 to #128 - majormoron (11/22/2015) [-]
But still

He didnt steal Snakes spot.

He just didnt lose his.
User avatar #131 to #130 - warioteam (11/22/2015) [-]
you dont understand
User avatar #132 to #131 - majormoron (11/22/2015) [-]
I do....

But.....
User avatar #135 to #132 - warioteam (11/22/2015) [-]
mate
you dont understand
User avatar #120 to #119 - theepicduckfrog (11/22/2015) [-]
i just need to be fast... or jigglypuff...
User avatar #121 to #120 - warioteam (11/22/2015) [-]
**** your speedy pink ball
User avatar #123 to #121 - theepicduckfrog (11/22/2015) [-]
...sorry?
User avatar #124 to #123 - warioteam (11/22/2015) [-]
**** your speedy apology
User avatar #125 to #124 - theepicduckfrog (11/22/2015) [-]
**** you ******* my apology
User avatar #127 to #125 - majormoron (11/22/2015) [-]
**** my asshole.

Did I do it right?
User avatar #129 to #115 - erotictentacle (11/22/2015) [-]
he was too cool for this world...
#133 to #30 - thegamepixel ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Samus and Captain Falcon will always be the best ship.
#137 to #133 - erotictentacle (11/22/2015) [-]
noone can surpass snake
#143 to #30 - vegasstoner (11/22/2015) [-]
>not shipping samus with yourself.
#74 to #29 - ygdosst (11/21/2015) [-]
She shows up constantly in his SM4SH newcomer trailer even sneaking by to stalk him at the end of it.
It's pretty heavily implied.
#94 to #74 - bahtzee (11/21/2015) [-]
Really? Now I gotta watch those again.
#91 - kieranbaker (11/21/2015) [-]
GIF
I don't get why he would avoid that, Samus is best girl in all games.
-Tall
-toned, I'm talking abs you can grate cheese on
-athletic
-gorgeous
-fashionable
-arm-gun
I dare you to name one bad thing about Samus.
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#139 to #91 - anzhelika has deleted their comment [-]
#141 to #139 - kieranbaker (11/22/2015) [-]
we have a winner
#140 to #91 - anzhelika (11/22/2015) [-]
GIF
She's fictional?
User avatar #100 to #91 - josemanuelcenteno (11/21/2015) [-]
She is half Metroid, therefore, she can't stand the cold.
User avatar #142 to #100 - kieranbaker (11/22/2015) [-]
Good, sweaters are cute on girls
User avatar #95 to #91 - dragontamers (11/21/2015) [-]
Other M
#97 to #95 - kieranbaker (11/21/2015) [-]
You're a scoundrel if anything it makes her more human, we've all made poor life choices, hell I used to be fat
#102 to #97 - asotil (11/21/2015) [-]
Used to be
User avatar #106 to #102 - kieranbaker (11/21/2015) [-]
granted I can't really prove it, you have me there
#150 to #97 - dragontamers (11/22/2015) [-]
A whiny bitch is a whiny bitch.
#110 to #95 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Never played it, what's wrong with it
#4 - zutraxsi (11/21/2015) [-]
When there's a troll in the comments
#10 to #4 - warcraftorc (11/21/2015) [-]
You blush when there is a troll in the comments ? you think that will stop them from killing you ?
#76 to #10 - apellon (11/21/2015) [-]
dangerously green...
User avatar #12 to #10 - lathyrusvii (11/21/2015) [-]
work work...
#13 to #12 - warcraftorc (11/21/2015) [-]
HOW ABOUT I WORK WORK YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY AXE
#14 to #13 - lathyrusvii (11/21/2015) [-]
HOW ABOUT I SHOVE FIVE SWORDS UP YOUR ASS AND SEE WHICH ONE KNOCKS THE SCOURGE OUT OF YOU FIRST.

HINT: FIFTH SWORD IS MY DICK.
#16 to #14 - warcraftorc (11/21/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Oh an before I log off I just want to say I know you elfs like playing with each others dicks but Im not gay so why don't you go **** a tree or what ever it is you Night elfs do
#15 to #14 - warcraftorc (11/21/2015) [-]
Thats the best you have elf i've killed illidan countless times hell I clear Black Temple once a week you're a joke m8 I'll be sure to T bag him this week after I one shot him. I rekt him so hard hes coming back in legion as a "good guy" because hes to much of a bitch to take me on again.
#18 to #15 - lathyrusvii (11/21/2015) [-]
oh well. i got nothin' but bark anyway. i quit.
User avatar #52 to #10 - brutalgod (11/21/2015) [-]
work work
#62 - makhan ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
I like this ship
#145 to #62 - diroccodoodleedoo (11/22/2015) [-]
Tall girl/short guy ships are my ************* jam, yo
#134 - imcoolashell (11/22/2015) [-]
And they thoughtold I wouldn't find it.
User avatar #136 to #134 - dirtmelon (11/22/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao
User avatar #46 - Tyranitar ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
I have yet to see a Samus ship that isn't total **** .

This one doesn't even make any goddamn sense. The characters are nothing alike, have nothing in common, and their only official interaction is a 5-second clip of Little Mac PUNCHING HER.
#156 to #46 - munchyman (11/27/2015) [-]
but what about Captain Falcon and Samus? They are both bounty hunters and both fly spaceships!
User avatar #98 to #46 - killjoyus (11/21/2015) [-]
eh, this one goes back to the little mac announcement trailer where samus made a joke about his height.
#138 to #46 - burpateer ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
GIF
"I gave that bitch a kidney punch
bitches love kidney punches"
#71 to #46 - thiswasgone (11/21/2015) [-]
I like this, this argument sums about why I hate this ******* ship so much. Pic semi-related.
User avatar #93 - makethingsworse (11/21/2015) [-]
That subtle Barcelona hate.
#111 - burntpixles (11/22/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #103 - asotil (11/21/2015) [-]
Yeah yeah now post muscle samus porn so I can jerk it
#78 - averagepenaus (11/21/2015) [-]
if i had a hot blonde that obsessed with me, i would not know what to do because even im my dreams i have not considered that unlikely scenario
User avatar #75 - Her (11/21/2015) [-]
That bitch next to her is taking the most intense selfies I've ever seen.
User avatar #70 - tasteofanon (11/21/2015) [-]
It seems like she pressing one too many buttons for it to be a ship.
User avatar #41 - toosexyforyou (11/21/2015) [-]
That guy's eating his soda cup in the bottom right of the 2d to last pic
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