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cubanwhiteman (09/11/2015) [-] Where did this come from, and why did I start saying it in middleschool.
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elynichujy (09/10/2015) [-] Yeah I say it to. UKfag here. I'm just curious if it is a UK thing or not.
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chaoticlaw (09/10/2015) [-] So the bully's being a cunt cuz he's mom's a slut.
This wouldn't be a problem if he just ****** his mom.
This wouldn't be a problem if he just ****** his mom.
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chaoticlaw (09/10/2015) [-] That's from like a year ago.
Do you just cap every comment I make.
Do we need to have a little talk.
Do you just cap every comment I make.
Do we need to have a little talk.
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jaylenthepaintstic (09/10/2015) [-]
That's probably the reason he got bullied.
Tobs just getting revenge.
Tobs just getting revenge.
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thebadspellir (09/10/2015) [-] **thebadspellir used "*roll picture*"**
**thebadspellir rolled image** I can tell that you're a solutions-oriented guy
**thebadspellir rolled image** I can tell that you're a solutions-oriented guy
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toosexyforyou (09/10/2015) [-] He's the type of kid you wouldn't want to bring home to mom.
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greyhoundfd (09/10/2015) [-] >Not even any favorites to save this for later.
Welp, guess I'm the first.
Welp, guess I'm the first.
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vorarephilia 
(09/11/2015) [-] kissing is too lewd for you. FJ is just trying to protect the userbase.
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blokrokker (09/11/2015) [-] I get it!
I read a hentai doujin with the exact same plot many years ago. Like, childhood years ago. It was somewhere on You need to login to view this link , which I haven't used in a decade or more.
I read a hentai doujin with the exact same plot many years ago. Like, childhood years ago. It was somewhere on You need to login to view this link , which I haven't used in a decade or more.
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MrDuck (09/11/2015) [-] There was a time that I actually witnessed this happen though
>Be me 16
>Babysitting to support my meager income
>The kid I'm babysitting is kind of a wimp
>He comes back to the porch at and I'm sitting at and tells me the neighborhood asshole kid is messing with him
>Apologize to him and give the little guy a pep talk and have him sit with me until he calms down a little before going back out to play
>While we were waiting his mom comes in from her "shift"
>His moms a stripper
>She immediately asks him whats the matter
>You can clearly see this has happened before so she takes him by the arm
>"anon we're gonna settle this once and for all"
>she goes across the street and knocks on the door
>all the while im watching from the outside of the house about to get into my car
>guy opens the door
>8/10 pretty hot dude not bad looking at all
>mom immediately goes into flirt mode from her body language
>guy gestures to invite the both of them in
>20 minutes pass
>mom comes out smoking a cig and goes back into her house
>ffw 2 days when im babysitting again 2 days later
>anon is playing with his toys in the living room
>he seems more relaxed more so i ask him if he ended up talking things out
>he says their parents talked about it because when he was over there they went into the room alone and his mom was yelling at the guy
>"they fixed things because my mom was yelling yes yes yes at him the whole time so i guess they agreed on something"
>mfw the realization hit me
>Be me 16
>Babysitting to support my meager income
>The kid I'm babysitting is kind of a wimp
>He comes back to the porch at and I'm sitting at and tells me the neighborhood asshole kid is messing with him
>Apologize to him and give the little guy a pep talk and have him sit with me until he calms down a little before going back out to play
>While we were waiting his mom comes in from her "shift"
>His moms a stripper
>She immediately asks him whats the matter
>You can clearly see this has happened before so she takes him by the arm
>"anon we're gonna settle this once and for all"
>she goes across the street and knocks on the door
>all the while im watching from the outside of the house about to get into my car
>guy opens the door
>8/10 pretty hot dude not bad looking at all
>mom immediately goes into flirt mode from her body language
>guy gestures to invite the both of them in
>20 minutes pass
>mom comes out smoking a cig and goes back into her house
>ffw 2 days when im babysitting again 2 days later
>anon is playing with his toys in the living room
>he seems more relaxed more so i ask him if he ended up talking things out
>he says their parents talked about it because when he was over there they went into the room alone and his mom was yelling at the guy
>"they fixed things because my mom was yelling yes yes yes at him the whole time so i guess they agreed on something"
>mfw the realization hit me
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anon (09/11/2015) [-]
Since not a single ************ on this website likes to credit the original artist: pbfcomics.com/
Also, it's *************** that FJ makes money off the work of others, so AT LEAST if you are going to post the work of others for the satisfaction of getting green thumbs shoved UP YOUR ASS - AT VERY LEAST - TRY............. at least TRY to credit the artist.
Also, it's *************** that FJ makes money off the work of others, so AT LEAST if you are going to post the work of others for the satisfaction of getting green thumbs shoved UP YOUR ASS - AT VERY LEAST - TRY............. at least TRY to credit the artist.
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anon (09/11/2015) [-]
Put a link to the original artists site in the description. If you are benefiting from the original artist (thumbs or otherwise) at least help the artist by putting a link to them in the description (it's only fair and takes little effort, you know, the part where you at least TRY).
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soopergrover (09/10/2015) [-] They did that in Family Guy already. Season 10, Episode 14: Be Careful What You Fish For. Stewie has a ****** negligent day care lady and Brian comes over to bust her, but she's hot so he goes for her instead.
