Mother Fucking Ball Python. No Description. l. rlrl r This right here? This motherfucker is a god damned SCALELESS BALL PYTHON. No scales, just smooth cool skin no tags
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - timymeboy
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Obligatory.
User avatar #132 to #9 - roflstorm
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The mandatory snake picture
User avatar #109 to #9 - mondprinzessin
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oh sweet snake jusus i love that lil picture
User avatar #54 to #9 - everheat
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People have really started saying ''obligatory'' a lot in here.
User avatar #55 to #54 - johndapro
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it's obligatory
User avatar #111 to #55 - cormy
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*mandatory would be a better word in this case but okay.
#198 to #111 - alZii
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User avatar #235 to #111 - covered
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Here you go ruining things again.
User avatar #289 to #235 - cormy
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Ruining things is all I know.
User avatar #209 to #9 - elmarcocfc
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As you can see, the human states "Good job" to indicate that the snake has passed his mission. The snake celebrates his recent victory by lying idly on the floor. Julius Escaping *ORIGINAL* Snake Opens Door
User avatar #321 to #209 - furryflava
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holy **** the noise it made ****** up my throat
#250 to #209 - wheres
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Holy **** the noise it makes
User avatar #251 to #250 - elmarcocfc
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I know.
"BOMP!"
User avatar #255 to #9 - badmotorfinger
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If you're ever trapped by a python, the two best escape methods are the following.

1. Batter it. Punching the **** out of a python (especially the head) will make it let go.

2. Bite the tip of its tail with all your strength. The tip of a snake's tail is the most sensitive area on its body, and it will immediately recoil in pain.
User avatar #293 to #255 - threeeighteen
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I'm in Australia, what do we do if we're literally swimming in a pool of snakes? and spiders? and sharks?
User avatar #303 to #293 - rabaneristo
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You move to a civilized monster free country.
User avatar #263 to #255 - totsandtaters
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Or, another thing you can do is play dead. Relax all your muscles. The snake will stop constricting, under the impression that you are dead, and that will be your chance to escape.
User avatar #266 to #263 - badmotorfinger
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that one seems iffy, because the snake can feel your heart beat/chest expanding.
User avatar #268 to #266 - totsandtaters
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Damn. I tried.
User avatar #292 to #266 - Dwarf
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NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE WRATH OF MY TROUSER SNAKE
#281 to #255 - jewnicorn
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Very good to know. Thank you!
#225 to #9 - blablub
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So, what's it with this picture? Anyone care to explain?
#230 to #225 - takemythumb
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Not much actually.   
But LOOK AT IT!
Not much actually.
But LOOK AT IT!
#232 to #230 - blablub
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plop.
Oh, and thanks for giving me a headache with that .gif
#242 to #225 - SuperSixONE
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User avatar #322 to #225 - megatheman
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its a cartoonamirazation of a ball python (non-poisonous cute ***********)
#189 to #9 - vladstronsy
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Look at all these adorable *******.
#108 to #9 - hotschurl
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Look at this cute mofo
#272 to #108 - furiousmarshmellow
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WHY MUST SOMETHING SO CUTE BE SO DEADLY?!
WHY MUST SOMETHING SO CUTE BE SO DEADLY?!
User avatar #282 to #272 - rhodesgirl
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Ball pythons aren't deadly.
User avatar #284 to #282 - furiousmarshmellow
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Oh.


yey
User avatar #285 to #284 - rhodesgirl
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Unless you are allergic to adorable
User avatar #286 to #285 - furiousmarshmellow
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I'm good.
#30 to #9 - furryflava
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User avatar #15 - FlyingCaribou
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It's so cute, it makes me wanna lube it up with some butter and let it slide into my butthole.
#125 to #15 - xchewsifferx
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#141 to #15 - pussypunchpiss
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nope
nope
#60 to #15 - samsaysbai
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#219 to #15 - leafonthewind
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This image has expired
#267 to #15 - sevenscars
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wat
User avatar #196 to #15 - cubicalpayload
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I think my asshole puckered up a bit. Also, I would do that same thing. If I could easily pull it out.
#211 to #15 - germanstodamaxja
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OP? is that you?
#105 to #15 - Durp
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#149 to #15 - cockandballz
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Goddamit I wanna thumb this up
#85 to #15 - Javapenguin
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#153 to #15 - FlyingCaribou
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If I slipped this bad boy up there first, we could really have a party.
#224 to #153 - blablub
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Reminded me of Lemmiwinks from South Park.
#107 to #15 - ompalomper
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go on....
#70 to #15 - sabotagesam
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#24 to #15 - hellshorsemanX
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theres always that on person ^
#64 to #24 - omnipotentsoap
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User avatar #25 to #24 - FlyingCaribou
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I didn't mean sexually...
#28 to #25 - sgtxrootbeer
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so your doing it just for the feeling and warmth?
User avatar #29 to #28 - FlyingCaribou
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Mostly for the love, and to fill the void of lack of commitment in my life.
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User avatar #16 - snakefire
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I think the scales make it better.

It would feel like holding a giant penis without scales.
User avatar #61 to #16 - dvdfaust
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I want it ;-;
User avatar #116 to #61 - snakefire
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It would be nice because they wouldn't have any complications from shedding.
User avatar #127 to #116 - dvdfaust
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And all soft and 'dorbles...
User avatar #128 to #127 - snakefire
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Hehe
User avatar #129 to #128 - dvdfaust
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You think it'd be tickly? I bet it'd be tickly.
User avatar #131 to #129 - snakefire
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Nah, I think it would feel a lot like human skin.
User avatar #134 to #131 - dvdfaust
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No I mean to them, would touching them feel tickly.
User avatar #161 to #134 - snakefire
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Oh! I don't know really.
User avatar #163 to #161 - dvdfaust
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just imagine a snakey all tickly from being stroked, though! it's adorable!
User avatar #164 to #163 - snakefire
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Hehe yes. Yes it is.
User avatar #166 to #164 - dvdfaust
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What kind of snakey do you have again? does it liked to be stroked?
User avatar #168 to #166 - snakefire
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I had the same type as in the content, but with scales.
My moms cat killed it :c

And it liked holding me, but it didnt like being held by me.
User avatar #169 to #168 - dvdfaust
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Aw, why would that poor pussy kill your lovely snakey D: Seriously that's awful... gonna get a new one?
User avatar #171 to #169 - snakefire
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The cat killed it by accident.
And yes, I need to find a local breeder for a melanistic ball python.
User avatar #174 to #171 - dvdfaust
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Just batting it around? Do you think you can easily?
User avatar #179 to #174 - snakefire
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Actually it was sitting on the cage, and fell through the screen and crushed the snake
User avatar #181 to #179 - dvdfaust
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that.. oh gosh.
User avatar #182 to #181 - snakefire
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Yes... It was very sad..
User avatar #184 to #182 - dvdfaust
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Sorry...
User avatar #223 to #184 - biggydy
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This conversations here... wow.
User avatar #187 to #184 - snakefire
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Its okay.
User avatar #238 to #166 - dvdfaust
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biggydy, whatever do you mean?
User avatar #316 to #238 - biggydy
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This was a nice little chat you two had, and i enjoyed to read it.
User avatar #318 to #316 - dvdfaust
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oh. um. okay.
#62 to #16 - hopskotch
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I thought this before looking at the comments, then gave myself a mental "WTF"   
   
I'm much  more relieved now.
I thought this before looking at the comments, then gave myself a mental "WTF"

I'm much more relieved now.
#20 to #16 - stoicnick
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User avatar #40 to #16 - SuperMadKoala
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As opposed to a giant penis with scales?
User avatar #6 - twistedkidcontent
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I actually have one of these, I've bred ball pythons for quite a while.
User avatar #12 to #6 - retris
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please don't post a picture of your dick
User avatar #13 to #12 - twistedkidcontent
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if this is some sort of reverse psychology, it's working
#175 to #13 - childpls
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Are we getting dick pics r not?
Are we getting dick pics r not?
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User avatar #18 to #6 - caucasianblackbear
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You do not. The first one was just bred a month ago by BHB Reptiles in Shelby, Michigan. Check out their Facebook page. They have a weekly reptile show called SnakeBytes TV on Youtube. I promise you that Brian and the rest of the company will not disappoint. As for you Twistedkid, take your lies somewhere else.
User avatar #19 to #18 - twistedkidcontent
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shhhh. I'm trying to look important
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#258 to #21 - niggastolemyname
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..He knows too much..
#23 to #21 - twistedkidcontent
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Besides, none of my snakes are even that interesting of morphs.

I just wanna be loved.
User avatar #194 to #23 - carnagejc
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They don't have to be a special morph to be awesome.

I had a female bumblebee ball python who was amazing, but i still loved my corn snakes and sand boa just as much.

How common/uncommon they are doesn't change the fact that they are amazing animals. Yeah it is cool to have something particularly rare, but at the end of the day what is more important is the relationship you have with that animal and their character!
User avatar #22 to #18 - twistedkidcontent
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But i'm glad you actually know what you're talking about
#308 to #18 - dandyhandy **User deleted account**
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Actually, not the first one (two), but the only living ones. Ophiological Services had a "purple passion" scaleless back in 2008. It died. Then there were the Derma balls, two of those. They had more scales than this one, and those two also died. It is thought because of the deaths of all three that perhaps the scaleless mutation in Balls is lethal (although not proven so in any other sclaeless species). The Dermas died of infection, and, according to Barczyk, the Purple Passion died because the breeder went to jail and didn't have anyone feed his snakes while he was gone and let it starve to death. I'm still slightly skeptical on that last one, I don't see anyone letting a literally priceless animal die just because their asses were thrown in jail for awhile. Could easily have found a trusted caregiver.
User avatar #229 to #18 - petersand
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dude. its not the first.... there have been some, but only lived to they came up to aboud 500-700 grams. scaleless is not a new morph
#56 - JoshOwnsAll
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how I like my pythons
#63 to #56 - anon id: 745a4fe9
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Holy **** that's one ugly ******* snake!
#122 to #63 - qwermy
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but its venom gives you lead poisoning.
User avatar #65 to #63 - JoshOwnsAll
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opinion alert!!
it's most definitely more beautiful than any snake that I know
#165 to #65 - anon id: ee3af560
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holy **** a purebreed american
User avatar #310 to #165 - JoshOwnsAll
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who, me?
User avatar #69 to #56 - instakill
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for anyone who does not get what he is saying, he was making a joke referencing the gun in question which is a Colt .357 Python
User avatar #205 to #56 - theseventhalias
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I wanted one of these...they are too expensive, though...
#273 to #56 - furiousmarshmellow
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I find older pythons somewhat more fascinating.
User avatar #313 to #273 - theseventhalias
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agreed.
#167 to #56 - mymissiondaytwo
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How I like my python
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#145 to #89 - icarius
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*****, that's kawaii as ****.
*****, that's kawaii as ****.
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rawr.
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this is among the list of best gifs i have ever seen.
#50 - cleomech
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Looks... tasty.
#57 to #50 - grimagination
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here is a far more suitable image for your comment
User avatar #72 to #57 - therealdiscord
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Have you ever played a game called SNAKE EATER!?
User avatar #102 to #72 - grimagination
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never heard of it to be honest
User avatar #88 to #57 - neokun
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Guy in original comment is big boss. From a game called snake eater.

Bear Grylls.

Which is more relevant.
User avatar #68 to #57 - cleomech
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When it comes to eating snakes, I think Big Boss is as suitable as it gets.
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