Mother Fucking Ball Python. No Description. l. rlrl r This right here? This is a god damned SCALELESS BALL PYTHON. No scales, just smooth cool skin from tip to  no tags
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Mother Fucking Ball Python

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l. rlrl r
This right here? This ************ is a
god damned SCALELESS BALL
PYTHON. No scales, just smooth cool
skin from tip to tail.
LOOK HOW ******* CUTE IT IS.
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Submitted: 10/29/2013
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#9 - timymeboy (10/29/2013) [+] (38 replies)
stickied by godtherapist
Obligatory.
User avatar #16 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
I think the scales make it better.

It would feel like holding a giant penis without scales.
User avatar #61 to #16 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I want it ;-;
User avatar #116 to #61 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
It would be nice because they wouldn't have any complications from shedding.
User avatar #127 to #116 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
And all soft and 'dorbles...
User avatar #128 to #127 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
Hehe
User avatar #129 to #128 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
You think it'd be tickly? I bet it'd be tickly.
User avatar #131 to #129 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
Nah, I think it would feel a lot like human skin.
User avatar #134 to #131 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
No I mean to them, would touching them feel tickly.
User avatar #161 to #134 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
Oh! I don't know really.
User avatar #163 to #161 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
just imagine a snakey all tickly from being stroked, though! it's adorable!
User avatar #164 to #163 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
Hehe yes. Yes it is.
User avatar #166 to #164 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
What kind of snakey do you have again? does it liked to be stroked?
User avatar #168 to #166 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
I had the same type as in the content, but with scales.
My moms cat killed it :c

And it liked holding me, but it didnt like being held by me.
User avatar #169 to #168 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Aw, why would that poor pussy kill your lovely snakey D: Seriously that's awful... gonna get a new one?
User avatar #171 to #169 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
The cat killed it by accident.
And yes, I need to find a local breeder for a melanistic ball python.
User avatar #174 to #171 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Just batting it around? Do you think you can easily?
User avatar #179 to #174 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
Actually it was sitting on the cage, and fell through the screen and crushed the snake
User avatar #181 to #179 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
that.. oh gosh.
User avatar #182 to #181 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
Yes... It was very sad..
User avatar #184 to #182 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Sorry...
User avatar #223 to #184 - biggydy (10/29/2013) [-]
This conversations here... wow.
User avatar #187 to #184 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
Its okay.
User avatar #238 to #166 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
biggydy, whatever do you mean?
User avatar #316 to #238 - biggydy (10/30/2013) [-]
This was a nice little chat you two had, and i enjoyed to read it.
User avatar #318 to #316 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
oh. um. okay.
#62 to #16 - hopskotch (10/29/2013) [-]
I thought this before looking at the comments, then gave myself a mental "WTF"   
   
I'm much  more relieved now.
I thought this before looking at the comments, then gave myself a mental "WTF"

I'm much more relieved now.
User avatar #40 to #16 - SuperMadKoala (10/29/2013) [-]
As opposed to a giant penis with scales?
User avatar #15 - FlyingCaribou (10/29/2013) [-]
It's so cute, it makes me wanna lube it up with some butter and let it slide into my butthole.
#149 to #15 - cockandballz (10/29/2013) [-]
Goddamit I wanna thumb this up
#153 to #15 - FlyingCaribou (10/29/2013) [-]
If I slipped this bad boy up there first, we could really have a party.
#224 to #153 - blablub (10/29/2013) [-]
Reminded me of Lemmiwinks from South Park.
#107 to #15 - ompalomper (10/29/2013) [-]
go on....
#75 to #15 - datlaugh (10/29/2013) [-]
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#211 to #15 - germanstodamaxja (10/29/2013) [-]
OP? is that you?
User avatar #196 to #15 - cubicalpayload ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I think my asshole puckered up a bit. Also, I would do that same thing. If I could easily pull it out.
#141 to #15 - pussypunchpiss (10/29/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#24 to #15 - hellshorsemanX (10/29/2013) [-]
theres always that on person ^
User avatar #25 to #24 - FlyingCaribou (10/29/2013) [-]
I didn't mean sexually...
#28 to #25 - sgtxrootbeer ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
so your doing it just for the feeling and warmth?
User avatar #29 to #28 - FlyingCaribou (10/29/2013) [-]
Mostly for the love, and to fill the void of lack of commitment in my life.
-10
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#47 - include (10/29/2013) [-]
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#89 - glenncocoo (10/29/2013) [-]
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#145 to #89 - icarius (10/29/2013) [-]
*****		, that's kawaii as 			****		.
***** , that's kawaii as **** .
User avatar #146 to #89 - sabcy (10/29/2013) [-]
rawr.
#104 to #91 - shaddz (10/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #130 to #91 - lurg (10/29/2013) [-]
this is among the list of best gifs i have ever seen.
#50 - cleomech (10/29/2013) [-]
Looks... tasty.
#57 to #50 - grimagination (10/29/2013) [-]
here is a far more suitable image for your comment
User avatar #72 to #57 - therealdiscord (10/29/2013) [-]
Have you ever played a game called SNAKE EATER!?
User avatar #102 to #72 - grimagination (10/29/2013) [-]
never heard of it to be honest
User avatar #88 to #57 - neokun (10/29/2013) [-]
Guy in original comment is big boss. From a game called snake eater.

Bear Grylls.

Which is more relevant.
User avatar #68 to #57 - cleomech (10/29/2013) [-]
When it comes to eating snakes, I think Big Boss is as suitable as it gets.
#192 to #50 - itrinx (10/29/2013) [-]
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#49 - include (10/29/2013) [-]
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#7 - mieka (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm just waiting for the "plop snake" picture.....
User avatar #35 to #7 - waffies (10/29/2013) [-]
been posted
#259 to #191 - fecal (10/29/2013) [-]
holy 			****		 thats relevant
holy **** thats relevant
User avatar #314 to #259 - ridivey (10/30/2013) [-]
well i sure hope so, after all i made it
#137 - jackmaccone (10/29/2013) [-]
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#103 - nim (10/29/2013) [-]
I ******* love ball pythons. cutest little things. my baby Monty <3
User avatar #156 to #103 - onefuckingskurut (10/29/2013) [-]
Oh my god! My friend has the same snake! I held it. It was so cool!
#197 to #156 - suikadon (10/29/2013) [-]
The same snake?! That slut Monty has been seeing someone else, nim...
#199 to #197 - onefuckingskurut (10/29/2013) [-]
Oh yes, he svirled around my hand wrist. He liked it at his belly...
User avatar #299 to #197 - nim (10/30/2013) [-]
How dare you accuse my baby of cheating. He's so loyal~
#304 to #299 - suikadon (10/30/2013) [-]
but, but... there was a witness... that told me on the internet. That makes it true, right?
User avatar #319 to #304 - nim (10/30/2013) [-]
well there's no arguing with that.
#133 to #103 - suikadon (10/29/2013) [-]
A most adequate name.
A most adequate name.
#297 to #133 - nim (10/30/2013) [-]
I thought so.
I thought so.
User avatar #80 - derpish (10/29/2013) [-]
imagine if you lubed that bad boy up
#288 to #80 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
Ive seen enough porn to know where your going with this!
#48 - include (10/29/2013) [-]
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#307 to #48 - jacktherabbitwhite (10/30/2013) [-]
That was ******* hypnotic
#33 - ultimatebumcrack (10/29/2013) [-]
I must betray my own kind!
Tell our enemies our only weakness.
User avatar #222 to #33 - leafonthewind (10/29/2013) [-]
arrow in the knee


don't kill me
#208 to #33 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
easiest boss ever
User avatar #218 to #208 - qtipthegreat (10/29/2013) [-]
>Easiest boss
>Not Gaping Dragon
>Trying to greentext on FJ

Conclusion: Anon is a lying **** .
User avatar #236 to #218 - Mastervaughn ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
is it wierd that i had more issues with gaping dragon then with this boss.

and with gaping dragon it was because it could essential one shot me with the builds i had.
User avatar #239 to #236 - qtipthegreat (10/29/2013) [-]
Gaping Dragon is the only boss after gargoyles i was able to beat with only my fists.
over 1 hour long fight, sucked
#244 - artyomthebadass ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
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#56 - JoshOwnsAll (10/29/2013) [-]
how I like my pythons
User avatar #205 to #56 - theseventhalias (10/29/2013) [-]
I wanted one of these...they are too expensive, though...
User avatar #69 to #56 - instakill (10/29/2013) [-]
for anyone who does not get what he is saying, he was making a joke referencing the gun in question which is a Colt .357 Python
#273 to #56 - furiousmarshmellow (10/29/2013) [-]
I find older pythons somewhat more fascinating.
User avatar #313 to #273 - theseventhalias (10/30/2013) [-]
agreed.
#167 to #56 - mymissiondaytwo (10/29/2013) [-]
How I like my python
#63 to #56 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
Holy **** that's one ugly ******* snake!
#122 to #63 - qwermy (10/29/2013) [-]
but its venom gives you lead poisoning.
User avatar #65 to #63 - JoshOwnsAll (10/29/2013) [-]
opinion alert!!
it's most definitely more beautiful than any snake that I know
#165 to #65 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
holy **** a purebreed american
User avatar #310 to #165 - JoshOwnsAll (10/30/2013) [-]
who, me?
#2 - accountforposting (10/29/2013) [-]
For some reason it sorta looks like fondant to me, and I want to eat it.   
   
Just me?
For some reason it sorta looks like fondant to me, and I want to eat it.

Just me?
#190 - seventh (10/29/2013) [-]
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heh
User avatar #217 to #190 - leonhardt (10/29/2013) [-]
Oh **** . Time for Ragnarok.
#81 - jarofdirt (10/29/2013) [-]
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