Most painful experience as a kid. .. All the more reason to get a skateboard
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#9 - lean (02/26/2014) [-]
But it makes an excellent personal defense weapon
But it makes an excellent personal defense weapon
#1 - veganballs (02/26/2014) [-]
All the more reason to get a skateboard
All the more reason to get a skateboard
User avatar #19 to #1 - viscerys (02/26/2014) [-]
I got hit in the balls by my skateboard when I was seven.
User avatar #23 to #19 - dildobarbarian (02/26/2014) [-]
You wanna try kickflipping a 7 stair and having it sack you from top to flat. i had to have 10 stitches on my gooch due to that. those scooter fags have it lucky.
User avatar #31 to #23 - zeeksmab (02/27/2014) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (02/26/2014) [-]
Ew.
User avatar #15 to #1 - zeeksmab (02/26/2014) [-]
spoken like someone whose not a skater, getting hit in the shins with the board can almost be a day ruiner lol
User avatar #17 to #15 - tinglyturtletaint (02/26/2014) [-]
That is until they lose all feeling from it happening to often.
User avatar #25 to #1 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
or, even better, a longboard
User avatar #13 to #1 - burdenedsoul (02/26/2014) [-]
all the more reason to stay inside*

the outernet is a scurry place
#12 to #1 - elaxx (02/26/2014) [-]
> me on a skateboard
#11 - macguffin (02/26/2014) [-]
I was always pretty good with those.
I was always pretty good with those.
User avatar #16 to #11 - beautifull (02/26/2014) [-]
That guy is really trying...

Just think about it, He knowingly set up a camera to record this then still put it somewhere on the internet so in his mind it wasn't a complete **** up.


This is what confidence looks like people. How ever false
#5 - pissedoffpenguin (02/26/2014) [-]
anyone remember the pain on the sole of your foot after using the brakes on these barefoot?
User avatar #28 to #5 - milkygod (02/26/2014) [-]
not as much as when my friend spun one of these around and almost broke my shin with it.
User avatar #6 to #5 - fitta (02/26/2014) [-]
yes
#14 to #5 - burdenedsoul (02/26/2014) [-]
the burning, seething agony that is using barefoot brakes?

no, what is that?
User avatar #7 - flaminggodzilla (02/26/2014) [-]
I ******* hated that...
User avatar #22 to #7 - jakekel (02/26/2014) [-]
Believe it or not, most people also do not like sharp intense pain.
#8 - sweetellie (02/26/2014) [-]
I'd forgotten about that..
#26 - DrollHumor (02/26/2014) [-]
I was racing down the sidewalk, and my front wheel decides to introduce itself to a rock, stopping immediately. I fly over the handlebars, land on my face, and slide on my nose for what felt like a good three feet.    
I had no skin left on my nose, just blood and pain.
I was racing down the sidewalk, and my front wheel decides to introduce itself to a rock, stopping immediately. I fly over the handlebars, land on my face, and slide on my nose for what felt like a good three feet.
I had no skin left on my nose, just blood and pain.
User avatar #29 to #26 - EvilWolf (02/26/2014) [-]
similar experience

going down sidewalk on bike, only had front brakes. decided to use them at full speed down hill. big mistake. fly forward, land on hard concrete, thankfully nothing hurt. and then, bike flips over, front tire directly lands on my right ear. piece of ear torn off, needed 5 stitches on the ear itself. can;t wear ear plugs or ear phones due to them falling out of my right ear now.
#3 - faktopus (02/26/2014) [-]
now build one out of legos and ride it barefoot
User avatar #27 to #3 - mrbuu (02/26/2014) [-]
a whole stack of legos don't hurt stop being a bitch. its a single lego that rolls to a corner when you step on it that hurts. did you even have legos?
User avatar #32 to #27 - mephistesulfurion (03/04/2014) [-]
Of course it doesn't hurt, You're a fat slab of bubblegum.
User avatar #10 - donttasemebro (02/26/2014) [-]
When i was a kid i broke my damn arm on one of those things, ****** dangerous
User avatar #4 - longhjac (02/26/2014) [-]
I lost a tooth from one of those when i was a kid
#21 - mastercolossus (02/26/2014) [-]
i wore hightops and jeans.
User avatar #20 - darkdazal (02/26/2014) [-]
Ive got a scar from one of those damn things, got me right in the shin
User avatar #18 - kinginyellow (02/26/2014) [-]
Best game to play was slaps except with one person trying to hit the other in the ankle with the scooter. ******* painful but worth it if you were the one hitting.
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