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Submitted: 10/13/2013
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#7 - haqq (10/14/2013) [-]
#15 - mattdoggy (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>been at sea for over 3 months
>the foods gone bad a month ago and the water putrefied thanks to little bits of food in the barrel
>you have been eating moldy hard tack, and if you've never had hard tack imagine trying to eat a small rock for the correct texture and flavor
>all you have to drink now is rotten grog and the only snacks you can steal are bits of leather from the sails or clothing
>as if life wasn't hard enough you are alone on a ship with men and being gay just isn't an option
>rubbing one out is a thrice daily ritual at least and every hole in the ship has been rubbed smooth from being used so much
>when you finally see land you are too excited to escape this living hell
>at this point any living blurry mass of flesh was the most beautiful thing in your living memory and you were prepared to bang the bones out of it
>either that or the Spanish Women back then weren't much to look at
#13 - techjoker ONLINE (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A lot of sailors, if sailing for a long time, use fish to satisfy their manly needs.

i'm not even kidding, my grandfather used to do this ****
#12 - imcadence (10/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#8 - calvian (10/14/2013) [-]
I like manatees
#4 - areyouhammeredbro (10/13/2013) [-]
ONCE
ONCE
#3 - ilovehue (10/13/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehe
huehuehuehuehe
#16 - anon (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
According to the show Manswers, the manatee has the most human-like vagina of any animal.
#1 - lusir (10/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - ariakon ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
WKUK - Manatee Finger Bang WKUK



User avatar #9 - spartanian ONLINE (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Isn't this just a fake story/joke from How I met your mother?
#6 - wesergold (10/13/2013) [-]
well it can get pretty damn lonely out there...
User avatar #5 - bluegoose (10/13/2013) [-]
that's my fetish.
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