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A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Geld card (which
gets . f a free drink m your choice after you buy 12) and a
single goal: to beat the previous world record for the meet
expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyine who has accomplished anything in life will tell
you, thorough prep is key achieving your goals, With
glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks
and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Vanilla Bean Mocha
Frappuccino was born. Total cost - Butter Goldsword
holding Andrew, it was free.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - thebobinito
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White 16 year old girls are crying with excitement right now.
User avatar #116 to #4 - bobburrito
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you mean they can't even ?
#90 to #4 - juanlove
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User avatar #8 to #4 - I Am Monkey
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White 16 year old girls are crying regardless.
#24 to #8 - omegadynasty
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#7 - heartlessrobot
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>60 shots of espresso
I got a boner just imagining that amount of espresso.
#60 to #7 - Imabur
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I don't think that says 60, starbucks has 50 cent shots added. so that says 50 shot totaling 48 dollars, thats 96 shots...even better.
User avatar #168 to #7 - garvinator
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A shot of espresso would contain about 64 mg of caffeine. So the drink contains about 4 grams of caffeine. The deadly dose of caffeine is about 10 grams. So it probably would give you a near death coffee *****.
User avatar #169 to #168 - heartlessrobot
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Well, I could use a coffee enema.
User avatar #20 to #7 - monkeybrains
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At 60 shots of espresso, the boner would get you.
User avatar #23 to #20 - heartlessrobot
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I would become the boner.
#26 to #23 - guanyu
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#58 to #26 - Minnesota
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User avatar #49 to #26 - demonatatoo
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B&
User avatar #109 to #49 - broswagonist
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not anymore
User avatar #96 to #23 - aerosol
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I am become boner
#63 - lrglilwyte
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i work at a starbucks and they limited the number of free shots to 8 because of this guy.
i work at a starbucks and they limited the number of free shots to 8 because of this guy.
User avatar #137 to #63 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Why would they limit it if you're a paying customer? That seems stupid.
#166 to #137 - ichebs
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Read the ******* comment retard "number of free shots"
#174 to #166 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Calm down bruv, I just misread the comment. No need to be a cunt about it.
#134 to #63 - oceanfrank
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i'd take the loss of my starbucks job for a world record
#27 - twotwelve
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Well then he didn't break the record, did he?
Well then he didn't break the record, did he?
#78 - greenwithenvy
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Manager's face when that guy comes in next week to do it again.
User avatar #9 - greenwithenvy
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(07/23/2014) [-]
This can't happen anymore.
If you have a gold card and try to jack a drink up, the MOST that the "free reward" will cover is 6.75.
Source: my $8 drinks.
I've seriously spent over $300 there on different drink combinations, ask me about a flavor or drink recommendation
User avatar #10 to #9 - hellboundstrength
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(07/23/2014) [-]
chai tea latte ( not oprah chai)
User avatar #11 to #10 - greenwithenvy
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I hate the oprah chai, but depending on your preference a chai tea latte goes well with 1 pump of dark chocolate syrup if they have it, if not than 2 pumps of normal chocolate syrup stirred in.
User avatar #12 to #11 - hellboundstrength
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yeah my fav drink is caramel apple spice it's cheap and it's GOOD
User avatar #15 to #9 - schmitty
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Over $300? So you bought what, like 6 drinks?
#14 to #9 - bleeduntildeath
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pumpkin spice with white chocolate
User avatar #16 to #14 - greenwithenvy
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My favorite drink actually is pumpkin spice.
Venti Pumpkin spice frappe, 3 pumps cinnamon dulce, 2 pumps chai, with Whip Cream blended in. While it's blending, get a caramel drizzle inside the cup (that means they'll pour the caramel sauce all over the inside of it, leaving gold streaks).
It tastes like pumpkin pie, and is only around $7-8
#17 to #16 - bleeduntildeath
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that's my favorite too! I always hate the holidays when they take away my delicious pumpkin spice... I like to mix it with eggnog and call it a thanksgiving special"
User avatar #18 to #17 - greenwithenvy
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I've actually become a friend of everyone who works every shift at my local one, and they gave me a cup of pumpkin spice syrup to take home so that I can randomly pop in and have them make it for me with their my own syrup.
User avatar #22 to #9 - antzell
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Have you tried the chocolate dalmatian?
User avatar #32 to #22 - greenwithenvy
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I'm sure I've had it along the way but can't remember it right now
#30 to #9 - sighmon
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I'm not a huge fan of hot coffee, but anything iced is fantastic. What are some of the best iced coffees they have to offer? (Such as the pumpkin spice one that sounds heavenly).
User avatar #31 to #30 - greenwithenvy
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Pumpkin Spice is season from late August-September to around December.
Currently the Mocha Cookie Crumble is very good, and if you add 3 pumps of Cinnamon Dulce, you'll create a $6 drink (venti) but will taste like Graham Cracker. If you go with 2 Cinnamon and 2 pumps of Chai syrup, it tastes like Teddy-Grahams.
Asking for Breve (bre-vay) makes them use half-n-half cream instead of milk, so it tastes sweeter.
User avatar #33 to #9 - makotoitou
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I dislike coffee, what do I get when I'm with people?
User avatar #34 to #33 - greenwithenvy
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Trienta Shaken Sweet Tea- it has real pure cane sugar, you get a 32 oz. size, depending on the store it will either be very sweet and taste like a red tea, or less sweet and be more black-tea tasting. Brewed with black tea leaves.
User avatar #35 to #34 - makotoitou
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thanks coffeebro
User avatar #36 to #35 - greenwithenvy
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You're welcome, also the shaken sweet tea is only 2.95 for the largest size.
User avatar #37 to #9 - hateandwhiskey
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I like making my own coffee but I have a bunch of giftcards to starbucks.

what do
User avatar #38 to #37 - greenwithenvy
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you can actually buy most of their syrups, and when you do they come with the little pump that makes it easy to put in your own coffee at home!
User avatar #42 to #38 - hateandwhiskey
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But is it any good?
I mean -
I got grinds from like Belize and Cozumel and ****. I get the feeling it'd be hard for starbucks to match that.
User avatar #45 to #42 - greenwithenvy
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You can get some of their own beans/blends, but the syrup is actually pretty damn tasty. I do have a Keurig R-cup espresso machine for my hot coffee (I never get hot coffee from outside places) and the vanilla syrup tastes amazing
User avatar #50 to #45 - hateandwhiskey
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Well I guess I might as well try it since I won't really be spending any money.

You're doing god's work, son.
User avatar #51 to #50 - greenwithenvy
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Thank You, they also have other random cups and knick-knacks you can buy with their cards. their bakery has VASTLY improved in the last two months since buying out the La Boulange company
User avatar #52 to #51 - hateandwhiskey
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Yeah I noticed.

Them cookies doe.
User avatar #56 to #52 - greenwithenvy
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cookies - good
brownies- great
Cheese Danish lighty toasted- based
Malorca sweet bread- based as ****
Iced lemon Pound Cake- super BASED
anything Blueberry- amazing
#62 to #9 - notaboss
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How do I make my Double Chocolaty Chip even better?


No coffee additive suggestions please. I don't drink coffee or tea.
User avatar #64 to #62 - greenwithenvy
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Double chocolaty chip what? you don't drink coffee so...?
#66 to #64 - notaboss
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It's cream/milk based.
User avatar #67 to #66 - greenwithenvy
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thought you meant that. If you ask them if they have white chocolate and they do, you can get 2 pumps added to make a nice looking (and tasting) drink
#68 to #67 - notaboss
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You ROCK! Thanks, Starbucks Hero!
User avatar #69 to #68 - greenwithenvy
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Thanks, I hope that one is to your liking if they don't have white chocolate you can try asking for vanilla.
#70 to #9 - buttholee
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What if I prefer actual coffee instead of warm milk with half cup of sugar in it?
User avatar #71 to #70 - greenwithenvy
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Actual coffee?! then get the cafe americano, walk over to the side-bar, and add your own half-n-half/sugar in it to make it how you like.
#72 to #71 - buttholee
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I think I'll just stick with this.

I just walk up to counter, and order a large double/double
User avatar #74 to #72 - greenwithenvy
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Ack-shully if you're trying to just enhance hot coffee, you can get them to add espresso whipped cream on top, it'll melt down into the coffee and cool it off/give it more flavor/taste more espresso-y
User avatar #75 to #74 - buttholee
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No no no no no... You don't understand. I like normal coffee. 2 milks, 2 sugars, coffee. That's my favourite thing. I understand why some people spring for those extravagant drinks, but they're just not my thing.
User avatar #76 to #75 - greenwithenvy
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****** SON, you like it plain, that's legit. I personally don't like the bitterness of coffee most days and have to add to it.
User avatar #77 to #76 - buttholee
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Well, to each their own. I guess.

I've always liked bitter things. I really enjoy espresso too.
User avatar #79 to #77 - greenwithenvy
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real unsugary dark chocolate is your favorite I take it? and honestly consider taking me up on that added espresso whipped cream idea, even just once ;)
#80 to #79 - buttholee
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Actually, my fondness for bitterness starts and ends at drinks.

If I can remmber to try that espresso idea, I'll try it. But then you have to try this drink. It's a very aquired taste. You'll hate it at first, but soon you'll be hooked.

The brand is Brio (It's basically Italian coke) but the type of drink is "Chinotto". It's great and all-natural. Give it a try.
User avatar #183 to #80 - brio
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ay
User avatar #187 to #183 - aazz
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lmao
User avatar #184 to #183 - buttholee
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Nice name guy
User avatar #81 to #80 - greenwithenvy
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"soft drink of Italy" not sure how i'll get that delivered to Florida, or if I can find it locally, but I'll try.
User avatar #82 to #81 - buttholee
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I live in Toronto. We get it here. If you don't find it, it's fine. But if you do, remember this thread, and pick it up.
User avatar #83 to #82 - greenwithenvy
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Wait wut? You live in Canada and don't put Maple Syrup in your coffee?
I'll remember this thread if I see it, and I'll report back if I do try it.
User avatar #84 to #83 - buttholee
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We don't put syrup in our coffee, but we actually do put it in everything else:donuts, buns, bread, candy, cookies etc...

And that sounds like a plan. Also, because I am Canadian and LOVE hockey do you watch the panthers or the bolts?
User avatar #85 to #84 - greenwithenvy
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I've been to a few panthers games, everytime I go they lose, so I stopped disappointing my friends.
User avatar #86 to #85 - buttholee
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Well, the Leafs haven't been doing much better.

Well, good talk. I hope to hear back from you.
#121 to #71 - gaffateip
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Sugar actually ruins the taste, makes it sweet
#97 to #70 - ludislavonac
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Then this is where it's at for you. Screw that american crap
User avatar #185 to #97 - buttholee
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My parents are Italian. We don't make coffee. We make espresso... Always.

User avatar #186 to #185 - ludislavonac
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That's the only proper way to drink a coffee, we call that a turkish coffee since we don't use a coffee machine but a small water cooker instead
#107 to #9 - envinite
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My daily morning coffee is a combination of a full glass of warm milk and five spoonful of sugar.

What Starbucks coffee should I take?
User avatar #181 to #107 - greenwithenvy
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get a nice creme based frappe' like the cinnamon dulce CREME, when you say that they make it without coffee
#159 to #9 - squeejee
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I need a good drink or combination for something Cold and chocolatey or warm and chocolatey or anything sweet really. JUST TELL ME!
User avatar #180 to #159 - greenwithenvy
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Java Chip Frappe with 2 pumps of chai and ask for the chocolate syrup to be in the cup
User avatar #99 to #9 - kirkbot
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I hate the taste of coffee
what should I order
User avatar #101 to #99 - greenwithenvy
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Tea, Shaken Sweet.
User avatar #103 to #9 - mrcarrots
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best chocalaty combo for a frap. Go
User avatar #182 to #103 - greenwithenvy
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Mocha Cookie Crumble with 2 cinnamon and a caramel drizzle "in the cup"
User avatar #91 to #9 - FUNlover
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Ok what would you say is the best drink combo you can get if you wanted something cold and sweet?
User avatar #92 to #91 - greenwithenvy
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Currently you should get the Caramel Ribbon Crunch with 2 pumps of chai and ask for the caramel to be inside the cup instead of on top of the cream.
User avatar #93 to #92 - FUNlover
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Thank you good sir.
User avatar #53 - ourlipscantouch
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Andrew is the true white girl.
#87 - otakuichigo
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User avatar #13 - thechosentroll
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If you drank that you'd probably be able to go around the world in 80 days............ by foot.
#21 to #13 - iscrewbabies
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**** like that is most likely only about 10% of actual coffee.
#28 to #21 - quiescat
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so standard Starbucks.
#139 to #21 - splitalterego
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If it isn't coffee its sugar.
User avatar #55 to #21 - baryonyxer
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>60 shots of espresso
>10% coffee
pick one
#2 - anon id: 4dd86fe5
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The drink had 60 shots in it.
It had so much caffeine (about 4500 mg) that it could kill him if he drank it all at once.
It took him 5 days to drink it all.
#118 to #2 - anon id: 64df5809
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actually since it was a starbucks "coffee" it didn't have any coffee in it
User avatar #165 to #2 - popkornking
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Why not just say 4.5 grams?
User avatar #89 to #2 - megatrondecepticon
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good thing i only drink mountain dew, coffee kills.
#115 to #89 - anon id: d38e149b
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gr8 b8 m8
User avatar #61 to #2 - swagasauruss
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If you drink large amounts of caffeine to begin with and with the right metabolism you can consume quite a lot before it killed you. Last year I got a urinary tract infection from drinking copious amounts of coffee, ended up going to the doctor who told me I had already exceeded the lethal dose of caffeine and was surprised I was even able to sit down.
#5 to #2 - anonelectronicmous
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine#Caffeine_toxicity
Only if he weighed 22.5-30 kilos. (50-66 lbs)

He might be sick as ****, but not dead.
User avatar #73 to #5 - synthane
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There are a lot of variables to take into account with something as common as caffeine. Base resistance to it, built up resistance due to frequent consumption, possible health conditions... I know that I get jittery and shakey to the point that I can't hold a pencil or any kitchenware just by drinking a single can of Coke. Different people have difference reactions.