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driving around doing nothing in particular
a man in a white shirt/ tie driving a faggio obeying the law (Stopping at traffic lights and **** )
him over
Male asks ifl have accepted Jesus Christ
Halo
Would you like to?"
Halo
Male blows my car up with a sticky bomb
Male continues to spawn kill me
the only way I can get out ofthis is ifl accept Jesus
bl agree and he brings me to change my clothes and hairstyle to make my character a Mormon
my own faggio
drive around on our faggies recruiting people to become Mormon
ewe church becomes strong
Everyone on the server except for one person is now a Mormon
for one person
can' t allow that
ewe Mormon army regroups at my apartment
39000 Bounty on the anonbeliever
14 Mormons, all on faggies chasing the anonbeliever
Souper intense chase
fellow Mormon in a tank down the road
Belows up the anonbeliever
leaves
go back to the apartment for Monopoly and story time
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Submitted: 11/14/2013
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#22 - imashitbricks (11/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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>Be on GTA: O
>Server full of random people
>Guy named "Gus" blows up my car
>"Gus. Why man?"
>Whole server joins in "Why Gus? Why?
>Server starts to chant "Why Gus?"
>It sounds like The Sisten Chapel Choire
>Whole server hones in on Gus and blows up his car
>"Retribution has still yet to be payed" Says one of my Guslings
>Server continues to hunt to down Gus until he rage quits
>"We have perged this place of the Gus. We can now ascend." Says another random
>MFW I created a cult with a single sentence
User avatar #3 - nayhate **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
stop screencapping 4chan you ******* dirty casual
User avatar #4 to #3 - teoberry (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't screencap it you ******* pleb. Plus it's better than any gay **** you post
#36 - pokemonarereal (11/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Driving my comet, go to hit a jump
>im about to fly into the side of a building
>lag hard, end up glitching into the building
>building decides to reject my body
>end up flying across the map at Ludicrous Speed
>I've gone totally plaid
>my car is flaming at this point
>suddenly i see a helicopter in front of me
>Oh no
>I start schreeching uncontrollably as im approaching this unsuspecting civilian
>I ******* T-Bone this helicopter, we blow the **** up
>the dude in the Heli starts yelling "Why!?!?!"
>"FOR ALLAH"
>I get kicked from the server
>MFW
#1 - meatbeaterz **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
if thats true,jumping jesus on a pogo stick,gta online surely is random
if thats true,jumping jesus on a pogo stick,gta online surely is random
User avatar #14 - euphoricfedora (11/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
GTA is **** , Cod is the best game
#27 - FatherPedobear (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
GTA Online makes me laugh quite frequently.
GTA Online makes me laugh quite frequently.
#6 - theaflackduck (11/14/2013) [-]
This was just beautiful.
#12 - gabemczombie ONLINE (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mormons?
Mormons?
User avatar #35 - fadetometallica (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I am a Mormon and I can confirm this is how my church works.
#26 - yowhatsup (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #9 - spyisspy (11/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
scooooter brothers!
#42 - thebluspyeatspie (11/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Driving stolen car with friend   
>Friend lags out and the car stops   
>I get out the car, start hitting it, shooting my friend's character which is still there   
>Friends name becomes "disconnected". continue kicking car for around 10 minutes   
>My friend joins back and his older character turns into a  						******					, runs out the car, and starts running towards the road   
>I chase the 						******					 down 						******					 her  with a bat
>Driving stolen car with friend
>Friend lags out and the car stops
>I get out the car, start hitting it, shooting my friend's character which is still there
>Friends name becomes "disconnected". continue kicking car for around 10 minutes
>My friend joins back and his older character turns into a ****** , runs out the car, and starts running towards the road
>I chase the ****** down ****** her with a bat

#24 - anonymous (11/14/2013) [-]
>flying around in cargo bob
>friend is getting chased by cops and two douchebags trying to kill him
>he is about to die
>i swoop in and pick him up with the cargobob
>two douchebags get butthurt and start trying to chase us
>fly to Merryweather base at the docks, acquire Buzzard
>blow the douchebags up
It was glorious
#11 - sloot (11/14/2013) [-]
>Chasing a group of people who are flying a titan
>We are in a chopper
>We shoot the titan enough to make it start smoking
>Guys in the titan pull straight up and bail
>titan stops and immediately starts tumbling backward
>Titan crashes into our chopper and kills all of us
>Group of people all parchute to safety...
User avatar #7 - thedarkestrogue (11/14/2013) [-]
I now have something to try on GTA5.
#58 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (11/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
> Be on GTA
> Be driving in my clean Matte black Rebel.
> Random guy decides that he wants my Rebel, disreguarding the fact it was insured and had a tracker, but he thinks he can still take it.
> *************** .jpeg
> He kills me for my Rebel
> MFW
> Hold Back button, go down to vehicle Access, set to "No One"
> He was going mach Speed when I did that
> Anon1 has died
> I can hear him raging in his microphone asking why his character randomly jumped out of my Rebel and slammed into a minivan.

Did the same thing to my friend Neo after he stole my Merryweather Jeep, had some lulz.
#28 - austinmb **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>chasing a 7000 dollar bounty with me in a heli and my friend in a car
>use my helicopter to swoop down and wreak his ass onto incoming traffic
>car starts to bounce around until it hit a train
>car is flying in the air on fire
> car lands on a roof and explodes
> he left right after
>MFW no bounty collected
User avatar #128 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/14/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Level 71
>Minding my own business
>Trying to drive to airport
>See tank point barrel at me
> ******************** .jpeg
>Enable passive mode
>Get out of car
>Walk over to tank
>He's desperate to kill me
>Tries running me over
>Misses, hits wall
>I hold down the car jack button
>Walk up to tank
>Climb on top
>Whip him out of the tank
>Run him over
>"XDouchebag1999X has left the game"
#106 - facepalming (11/14/2013) [-]
>Be me, hanging out with a friend
>Decide to try out the bikes
>Realize how awesome they are
>Bunny hop onto people's cars, etc.
>Get bored
>Decide to go flip people off on our bikes
>Find somebody afk, lightbulb
>We start ringing our bike bells like crazy
>Flipping him off
>He comes back, pulls out a minigun, obliterates my friend and I
>Worth it
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