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This is a conversation between Wheaties and , EA customer service.
EA customer service: **** you
Wheatley: Hello!
Wheatley: Wow, okay. Bit of a rough start
Wheatley: That' s okay, though! Maybe you' re in a bad mood, nothing to do with me
EA customer service: hey EA customer service, its my job to be a dick
Wheatley: Who pays you to do thata I meaner-
Wheatley: Weird, funnything.
Wheatley: Mad.
EA customer service: The boss of EA pays me minimum wage just to be a dick to people who have bugged games
Wheatley: Well if you ask me, the only ones to blame are the people buying these products.
Wheatley: Not that I' m an expert or anything.
EA customer service: Portal 2 was good
Wheatley: Cracking game, that was. Absolutely dynamite.
EA customer service: You were kind of an asshole in it though
EA customer service:
Wheatley: Ohh.
Wheatley: I see.
Wheatley: Digging up old corpses, as it were.
Wheatley Sorry. but, you werent there. were vow?