Mordern Miracles. . Today my grandpa found out that you can have pizza delivered to your house and he leaked like he had just witnessed the second panting of Ch
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Mordern Miracles

Today my grandpa found out that you can have pizza delivered to
your house and he leaked like he had just witnessed the second
panting of Christ
Update: He just ordered a pizza with "everything ypu’ got" and after
he hung up all he said was "what a time to be alive!"
I ******* love my grandpa
THIS WASN' T SUPPOSED TO GET NOTES WTF
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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#3 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #4 - mericuh (01/14/2014) [+] (11 replies)
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More like the second coming of Crust
#57 - staticenhance (01/15/2014) [+] (12 replies)
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and now, for no reason whatsoever, I leave you all with dancin' grannies
and now, for no reason whatsoever, I leave you all with dancin' grannies
#2 - andywazowski (01/14/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I don't understand the whole "This wasn't meant to get notes" thing, well why the 						****					 did you write it the 						*******					!?
I don't understand the whole "This wasn't meant to get notes" thing, well why the **** did you write it the ******* !?
#11 - haqq (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
HOW DARE YOU LIKE MY POST THAT I PUT ON THE INTERNET FOR ALL TO SEE?
HOW DARE YOU LIKE MY POST THAT I PUT ON THE INTERNET FOR ALL TO SEE?
#1 - kingsombra (01/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The last line in tumblr posts is always bad.   
   
Chances are he made up the story so it'd notes anyway
The last line in tumblr posts is always bad.

Chances are he made up the story so it'd notes anyway
#18 - kadish (01/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
fixed it for you
#17 - kibbleking (01/14/2014) [+] (16 replies)
www.myinstants.com/instant/female-orgasm/
Here, you might like this.
#29 - fourtwentt (01/15/2014) [-]
Delivery guy's fw


pizza jesus, american dad
#8 - thistownneedsguns (01/14/2014) [-]
Grandpa's fw
Grandpa's fw
#38 - Lateralism (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Our cheesy Father, who art in the oven
Hallowe be thy crust
User avatar #46 - Medication (01/15/2014) [-]
the last lines in tumblr posts always ruin it
User avatar #31 - captinchikin (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's not any good if it has deadpool cooked into it
#64 - slunchy (01/15/2014) [-]
I guess "THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET NOTES WTF" is the new "DID U JEST"
#10 - pappathethird (01/14/2014) [-]
granddad's fw
granddad's fw
#96 - captaincapital (01/15/2014) [-]
Yes, it was supposed to get notes filthy attention whore
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Post on funnyjunk, This wasn't supposed to get thumbs
Post on youtube, This wasn't supposed to get ******* views
**** tumblr
#9 - taurusguy (01/14/2014) [-]
Posts something online, doesnt expect it to be seen by anyone...wat
#106 - doobledeep (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Back in his day, you had to pry a hot slice of pizza pie out of a dead jap or krauts cold grip.
Back in his day, you had to pry a hot slice of pizza pie out of a dead jap or krauts cold grip.
#111 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
funnyjunk..the poor mans 4chan.
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