Moral. . The Frozen Bird A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was ly
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The Frozen Bird
A little bird was flying
south for the Winter.
It was so cold the
bird froze and fell to
the ground into a
large field.
While he was lying
there, a cow came
by and **** on him,
As the frozen bird
lay there in the
pile of cow dung,
he began to realize
how warm he was.
The dung was
actually thawing
him out! He lay
there all warm and
happy, and soon
began to sing for
joy. A passing cat
heard the bird
singing and came
to investigate.
Following the
sound, the cat
discovered the
bird under the pile
of cow dung, and
promptly dug him
out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1) blot everyone
who ***** on you is
your enemy.
2) Not everyone
who gets you out
of **** is your
3) And when
you' re in deep **** ,
it' s best to keep
your mouth shut!
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Submitted: 02/09/2014
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#1 - vaktus (02/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #9 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (02/09/2014) [+] (14 replies)
but those are animals, why would this moral apply to humans?
User avatar #10 to #9 - tuned (02/09/2014) [-]
you must be fun at parties
#6 - anonymous (02/09/2014) [-]
4. if you see a cow ******** , jump into the dung
#51 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
8/10 - would allow my Grandma to email this to me
#59 - beheaded (02/10/2014) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #50 - antzell (02/10/2014) [-]
(4) Cats are douchebags.
#54 - CelticFan (02/10/2014) [-]
**CelticFan rolled a random comment #8 posted by bitchpleaseshutup at childreen are so insensetive ** :
I live by this motto
#38 - whyunofeellucky ONLINE (02/10/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Every ******* time it starts snowing hard, my dad tells me this joke.
And its ******* hilarious because of his european accent.
#85 - theladydeadpool (02/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Yall ************* need some Terence Hill. ( Where the story is from).
User avatar #21 - irishhappyposter (02/10/2014) [-]
this ******* **** , its only that the bird was ******* dying, like being on the streets, then someone gives you a warm and cozy, if smelly, apartment, You want to get out so you speak up, some other guy takes you out of the apartment but just kills you rather than giving you a better dwelling, if it had been any other guy he would have probably helped you, so the real morals are, poor quality things are better than nothing, speak up but make sure to get the attention of non ********
#77 - LordoftheBacon (02/10/2014) [-]
**LordoftheBacon rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Semen detector ** birds face when
#60 - switchblayde ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Chicken and dumplings.
User avatar #53 - justthisonceiguess (02/10/2014) [-]
When the **** did FunnyJunk turn into my gramma's facebook?
User avatar #49 - bakakinji (02/10/2014) [-]
Do you know the difference between dog **** and cow **** ?
Then I guess you don't know **** .
#20 - include (02/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #52 - arnolddusk (02/10/2014) [-]
You know what they say... a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...
#48 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Did OP steal this from TheAmazingAtheist?
#47 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Anderson Silva Documentary "Like Water" is where this is from
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